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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm being a toga for a charity auction, I need to provide a service on the night, it's being held at a swingers club, but I don't want it to be overly sexual, after all I don't know who is going to "win" me, there are already 3 massages, 1 lap dance, 1 make over and a photo session provided by the ladies. So I want to do something a little different, can any of you come up with something sensible for me to do...it's all for charity, so I guess silly is ok too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about offering to be a non-sexual slave for the evening, ie fetch drinks, carry towel etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what about offering to be a non-sexual slave for the evening, ie fetch drinks, carry towel etc"

Oohh that's one option thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice meal cooked semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice meal cooked semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol, "

Will you be bidding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice meal cooked semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol,

Will you be bidding?"

Depends what your cooking! Lol,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice meal cooked semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol, "

The problem with that is, either I would have to travel or they would, now if they live 2hrs away, that's not going to be good, so would prefer something to do there on the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not be a toga offering to do yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the slave idea is good, you can take as far as you like and it's instant and on site!

Edinburgh, I haven't decided but I think it should be meaty hot and creamy!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ok how about - A nice packed lunch, served semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a toppless massage? Nothing overtly sexual and no happy ending needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the slave idea is good, you can take as far as you like and it's instant and on site!

Edinburgh, I haven't decided but I think it should be meaty hot and creamy!"

Nice! Put me down for 3 portions then,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok how about - A nice packed lunch, served semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol, "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok how about - A nice packed lunch, served semi-naked. Not gratuitous nakedness, but maybe a basque and suspender outfit! Oh, and provide a napkin for dribbles, lol, "

All I'm wearing on the night is a sheet, but I guess I could knock up a packed lunch haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The thing to bare in mind is, if someone (me) was offering just a packed lunch served semi nekkid...would you bid?....we're trying to make money for air ambulance, so it has to be something ppl will want to bid on.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The thing to bare in mind is, if someone (me) was offering just a packed lunch served semi nekkid...would you bid?....we're trying to make money for air ambulance, so it has to be something ppl will want to bid on."

Bloody right if it had drumsticks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motorboat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeling grapes ?? all very Carry On - Titter ye not Missus. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A motorboat! "

Lmao I have the assets for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thing to bare in mind is, if someone (me) was offering just a packed lunch served semi nekkid...would you bid?....we're trying to make money for air ambulance, so it has to be something ppl will want to bid on.

Bloody right if it had drumsticks in "

You want them served in a paper bag too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeling grapes ?? all very Carry On - Titter ye not Missus. xx"

I guess I could feed grapes, topless or in undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeling grapes ?? all very Carry On - Titter ye not Missus. xx

I guess I could feed grapes, topless or in undies "

Sounds good! My supermarket only sells them in punnets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeling grapes ?? all very Carry On - Titter ye not Missus. xx

I guess I could feed grapes, topless or in undies

Sounds good! My supermarket only sells them in punnets! "

Lol somehow I don't think it will take off in the supermarkets

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The thing to bare in mind is, if someone (me) was offering just a packed lunch served semi nekkid...would you bid?....we're trying to make money for air ambulance, so it has to be something ppl will want to bid on.

Bloody right if it had drumsticks in

You want them served in a paper bag too? "

How thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thing to bare in mind is, if someone (me) was offering just a packed lunch served semi nekkid...would you bid?....we're trying to make money for air ambulance, so it has to be something ppl will want to bid on.

Bloody right if it had drumsticks in

You want them served in a paper bag too?

How thoughtful "

Haha that's me, a sharing, caring, thoughtful kinda gal

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

You could offer to do some body painting on them or let them body paint you if they preferred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a naked body-to body massage?, that should go well....maybe too well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how about a naked body-to body massage?, that should go well....maybe too well "

Haha well that kind of depends on who wins me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still undecided...? I think the slave idea is good... I choose aromatherapy massage because I can give that to anyone..

I hope you find something you are happy doing.. it will be a fun night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You still undecided...? I think the slave idea is good... I choose aromatherapy massage because I can give that to anyone..

I hope you find something you are happy doing.. it will be a fun night. "

I decided my other option wasn't practical hun, if I end up travelling 2hrs each way, I'd rather do something on the night and get it done with, the slave thing might be the option, depending what time the auction takes place, I don't mind being a wench for a couple of hours lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You still undecided...? I think the slave idea is good... I choose aromatherapy massage because I can give that to anyone..

I hope you find something you are happy doing.. it will be a fun night.

I decided my other option wasn't practical hun, if I end up travelling 2hrs each way, I'd rather do something on the night and get it done with, the slave thing might be the option, depending what time the auction takes place, I don't mind being a wench for a couple of hours lol x"

I've been a full on slave for the night at a party.. was furniture and it was great fun... can you do anything practical like hair style or teach something.. ?

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