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"Double rum and fries please " Ooh coming right up, enjoy its quality rum. 😁 How's your Friday going my good man? | |||
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"Good evening kind sir how is one doing? May I please have a JD straight no ice thank you" . Of course you can, and I'm doing well thanks. ![]() | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots ![]() One baileys oming right up, original flavour? | |||
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"A burger 🍔 and a raspberry vodka please ![]() One delicious burger and a vodka, can inget you anything else? And welcome, come take a seat and I'll bring it over. ![]() | |||
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"A glass of Prosecco please & some nibbles ![]() Prosecco and.. what nibbles would you like with that? | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots ![]() Ooh options!!!!! | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘" Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like? ![]() | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like? ![]() Something a bit salty please | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots ![]() Indeed, please choose! ![]() | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like? ![]() I do have some salty nuts downstairs... In the basement. ![]() | |||
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"Plymouth G&T and a cheeseburger please Sir Toots!! You're welcome to grab some of my fries...." Of course mate coming right up, I'm good I've already eaten. ![]() | |||
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"Kraken and Coke please Toot!" Ooh good choice, coming right up! How are you today my good sir? | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like? ![]() ![]() Oh absolutely, help yourself. ![]() | |||
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"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves ![]() ![]() Nope, what would you like? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kraken and Coke please Toot! Ooh good choice, coming right up! How are you today my good sir?" Service with a smile, please accept this tip! 💷 I’m very well thanks, I trust you’re too? | |||
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"Pornstar martini and a vegetarian pizza please ![]() Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar, please enjoy your pizza! | |||
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"Kraken and Coke please Toot! Ooh good choice, coming right up! How are you today my good sir? Service with a smile, please accept this tip! 💷 I’m very well thanks, I trust you’re too? " Tired but I'll probably take a nap soon, but I'm good my good man. ![]() | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots ![]() ![]() Too many choices, id best stick to the original please Toots | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots ![]() ![]() Of course coming right up! Og is the best, though there are some good flavours. ![]() | |||
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"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Right..I want an espresso martini, extra cold ...with a vegan garlic mushroom pizza and chips, with vegan mayo please ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh coming right up, going all in tonight are we? ![]() | |||
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"Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤" Ooh heck yeah my man! Coming right up! All cheese is the way. | |||
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"Can I have a 2 Lynchburg Lemonades and a sourdough Hot Shot pizza please? " Of course you can, please enjoy and tell me what you think. ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha " Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha " I’ll serve you that on the house | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha I’ll serve you that on the house " And come join me,my sexy friend | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Carrot juice " Of course mate coming right up! And welcome to the bar my friend. ![]() | |||
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"Large JD over ice please and one for yourself " I'm good but here's your drink good sir. ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your welcome and thank you ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like. ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You really shouldn't have told me that ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Probably not but there's no rules against it. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha not if I just put your age the other way around ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm 92 now 🤣 Do what you like it's ok. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I like your banter Toots,and your a mighty fine looking guy ![]() | |||
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"Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤 Ooh heck yeah my man! Coming right up! All cheese is the way." knew you where my fav barman 😉👍🤌 | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aww thank you, you ain't so bad yourself, your always welcome here. ![]() | |||
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"As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself " Go for it, i fell asleep anyway 🤣 | |||
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"As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself Go for it, i fell asleep anyway 🤣 " Wish I could, wide awake at this ungodly hour | |||
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"Wide awake A nice islay single malt with a drop of water please " One Bruichladdich coming right up! Slainte | |||
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