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Anyway I hope your all doing well, and that your Friday is a fun one! | |||
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"Double rum and fries please " Ooh coming right up, enjoy its quality rum. 😁 How's your Friday going my good man? | |||
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"Good evening kind sir how is one doing? May I please have a JD straight no ice thank you" . Of course you can, and I'm doing well thanks.
No ice of course. | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots "One baileys oming right up, original flavour? | |||
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"A burger 🍔 and a raspberry vodka please "One delicious burger and a vodka, can inget you anything else? And welcome, come take a seat and I'll bring it over. | |||
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"A glass of Prosecco please & some nibbles "Prosecco and.. what nibbles would you like with that? | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots
One baileys oming right up, original flavour?"Ooh options!!!!! | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘" Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like? | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like? "Something a bit salty please | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots
One baileys oming right up, original flavour?
Ooh options!!!!!"Indeed, please choose! | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?
Something a bit salty please"I do have some salty nuts downstairs... In the basement. 
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"Plymouth G&T and a cheeseburger please Sir Toots!! You're welcome to grab some of my fries...." Of course mate coming right up, I'm good I've already eaten.
Enjoy your fries and drink! | |||
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"Kraken and Coke please Toot!" Ooh good choice, coming right up! How are you today my good sir? | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?
Something a bit salty please
I do have some salty nuts downstairs...
In the basement.
"Do I need to help myself? | |||
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"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘 Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?
Something a bit salty please
I do have some salty nuts downstairs...
In the basement.
Do I need to help myself?"Oh absolutely, help yourself. | |||
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"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves "Nope, what would you like?
We have a friendly bunch of elves in the back. | |||
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"Kraken and Coke please Toot! Ooh good choice, coming right up! How are you today my good sir?" Service with a smile, please accept this tip! 💷 I’m very well thanks, I trust you’re too? | |||
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"Pornstar martini and a vegetarian pizza please "Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar, please enjoy your pizza! | |||
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"Kraken and Coke please Toot! Ooh good choice, coming right up! How are you today my good sir? Service with a smile, please accept this tip! 💷 I’m very well thanks, I trust you’re too? " Tired but I'll probably take a nap soon, but I'm good my good man. | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots
One baileys oming right up, original flavour?
Ooh options!!!!!
Indeed, please choose! "Too many choices, id best stick to the original please Toots | |||
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"A large baileys please Toots
One baileys oming right up, original flavour?
Ooh options!!!!!
Indeed, please choose!
Too many choices, id best stick to the original please Toots"Of course coming right up! Og is the best, though there are some good flavours. | |||
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"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves
Nope, what would you like?
We have a friendly bunch of elves in the back. "Right..I want an espresso martini, extra cold ...with a vegan garlic mushroom pizza and chips, with vegan mayo please  | |||
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"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves
Nope, what would you like?
We have a friendly bunch of elves in the back.
Right..I want an espresso martini, extra cold ...with a vegan garlic mushroom pizza and chips, with vegan mayo please "Ooh coming right up, going all in tonight are we?
Won't take long and it will be correct, freshly made of course. | |||
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"Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤" Ooh heck yeah my man! Coming right up! All cheese is the way. | |||
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"Can I have a 2 Lynchburg Lemonades and a sourdough Hot Shot pizza please? " Of course you can, please enjoy and tell me what you think. | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha " Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you  | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha " I’ll serve you that on the house | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha I’ll serve you that on the house " And come join me,my sexy friend | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you "Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning  | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning "Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach. | |||
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"Carrot juice " Of course mate coming right up! And welcome to the bar my friend. | |||
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"Large JD over ice please and one for yourself " I'm good but here's your drink good sir.
Having a lovely Friday I take it? | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach. "Your welcome and thank you | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you "Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like. | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like. "You really shouldn't have told me that | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that "Probably not but there's no rules against it.  | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that
Probably not but there's no rules against it. "Haha not if I just put your age the other way around | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that
Probably not but there's no rules against it.
Haha not if I just put your age the other way around "I'm 92 now 🤣 Do what you like it's ok. | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that
Probably not but there's no rules against it.
Haha not if I just put your age the other way around
I'm 92 now 🤣
Do what you like it's ok. "Hahaha | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that
Probably not but there's no rules against it.
Haha not if I just put your age the other way around
I'm 92 now 🤣
Do what you like it's ok.
Hahaha "
What a fun night! | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that
Probably not but there's no rules against it.
Haha not if I just put your age the other way around
I'm 92 now 🤣
Do what you like it's ok.
Hahaha
What a fun night!"Well I like your banter Toots,and your a mighty fine looking guy | |||
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"Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤 Ooh heck yeah my man! Coming right up! All cheese is the way." knew you where my fav barman 😉👍🤌 | |||
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"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you
Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning
Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.
And here's your sex on the beach.
Your welcome and thank you
Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.
You really shouldn't have told me that
Probably not but there's no rules against it.
Haha not if I just put your age the other way around
I'm 92 now 🤣
Do what you like it's ok.
Hahaha
What a fun night!
Well I like your banter Toots,and your a mighty fine looking guy "Aww thank you, you ain't so bad yourself, your always welcome here. | |||
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"As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself " Go for it, i fell asleep anyway 🤣 | |||
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"As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself Go for it, i fell asleep anyway 🤣 " Wish I could, wide awake at this ungodly hour | |||
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"Wide awake A nice islay single malt with a drop of water please " One Bruichladdich coming right up! Slainte | |||
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