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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham

… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite"

That was all so promising until the NB

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

That was all so promising until the NB "

Yeah, I was getting quite excited

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

That was all so promising until the NB

Yeah, I was getting quite excited "

If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.

And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻‍♂️.

Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

That was all so promising until the NB

Yeah, I was getting quite excited

If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.

And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻‍♂️.

Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.

"

And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham

After the first pint the taste gets better… or it burns off the taste buds. End result is the same

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

That was all so promising until the NB

Yeah, I was getting quite excited

If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.

And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻‍♂️.

Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.

And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄"

You're still being honest by omitting it 💁🏻‍♂️.

You made the taste the focus - people here are probably more keen on the overall Denk-ness of the experience, not the shit beer .

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

That was all so promising until the NB

Yeah, I was getting quite excited

If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.

And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻‍♂️.

Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.

And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄

You're still being honest by omitting it 💁🏻‍♂️.

You made the taste the focus - people here are probably more keen on the overall Denk-ness of the experience, not the shit beer ."

My company is on par with the taste of the beer

… yeah I need that refresher course.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

That was all so promising until the NB

Yeah, I was getting quite excited

If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.

And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻‍♂️.

Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.

And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄

You're still being honest by omitting it 💁🏻‍♂️.

You made the taste the focus - people here are probably more keen on the overall Denk-ness of the experience, not the shit beer .

My company is on par with the taste of the beer

… yeah I need that refresher course."

😁😁

Besides, you'll have freshly baked bread to offer instead, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Oh Denk 🫣🤣

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh Denk 🫣🤣"

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham


"

😁😁

Besides, you'll have freshly baked bread to offer instead, right?"

I do actually make a fucking awesome granary loaf 😏

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

😁😁

Besides, you'll have freshly baked bread to offer instead, right?

I do actually make a fucking awesome granary loaf 😏"

There it is - "How to sell 101"

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bump.

You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.

Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.

Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.

And some freshly baked bread to help it down.

Who's coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Bump.

You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.

Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.

Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.

And some freshly baked bread to help it down.

Who's coming?"

🤪🤪🤪

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham


"Bump.

You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.

Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.

Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.

And some freshly baked bread to help it down.

Who's coming?"

Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite"

Is any of this a euphemism?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Bump.

You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.

Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.

Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.

And some freshly baked bread to help it down.

Who's coming?

Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless "

Plus, he dips his golden balls in the home-brew.

Who can resist?

😜

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Bump.

You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.

Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.

Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.

And some freshly baked bread to help it down.

Who's coming?

Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless

Plus, he dips his golden balls in the home-brew.

Who can resist?

😜"

Oh I thought he meant beer to be d*unk, not dunked lol

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham


"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.

Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?

N.B it tastes shite

Is any of this a euphemism? "

Maybe none, maybe all. I’m not sure anymore.

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By *enk15 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham


"Bump.

You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.

Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.

Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.

And some freshly baked bread to help it down.

Who's coming?

Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless

Plus, he dips his golden balls in the home-brew.

Who can resist?

😜

Oh I thought he meant beer to be d*unk, not dunked lol"

Once you’ve got the beer it’s yours to do with as you wish sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

And here is fab in a nutshell

There’s a hole….

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"And here is fab in a nutshell

There’s a hole….

"

And don't say "it tastes shite".

Because it puts people off that particular hole

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"And here is fab in a nutshell

There’s a hole….

And don't say "it tastes shite".

Because it puts people off that particular hole "

Fuck

That’s where I’m going wrong.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"And here is fab in a nutshell

There’s a hole….

And don't say "it tastes shite".

Because it puts people off that particular hole

Fuck

That’s where I’m going wrong.

"

Stick with me Misty.

I'm classy - I know this stuff

xxxx

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