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"Large single malt straight thanks" An excellent choice sir | |||
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"Double rum and please" We’re all out of please but here’s your double rum! | |||
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"Double rum and please We’re all out of please but here’s your double rum! " many thanks | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs" I wonder if there is an opposite called a White Ukrainian 🤔 | |||
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"Lambs navy rum and with a slice of lemon please xx" Rum is popular this evening! We also have freshly sliced lemons straight from Costa del Aldi!  | |||
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"Carrot juice" Smart man! Avoid the beer googles and see in the dark! | |||
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"Tea. I'm still working. 😄" Yorkshire tea. Splash of milk. With a chocolate hobnob because it’s Xmas! | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs" Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight. This one’s on the house. | |||
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"Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers. " Ah the old hangover of doom. Let me make you a Red eye! Enjoy. | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs I wonder if there is an opposite called a White Ukrainian 🤔 " We do serve these but we make them with the tears of Usyk. | |||
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"Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers. Ah the old hangover of doom. Let me make you a Red eye! Enjoy. "Cheers bud, who's in? Been busy? What's the gossip? | |||
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"Carrot juice Smart man! Avoid the beer googles and see in the dark! " Can't help it I'm a fucking rabbit | |||
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"Pink lemonade Au vod, Fanta lemo. Ice and a straw, please. " Of course madam. Excellent choice. I’ve also given you a little umbrella. | |||
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"Coconut water please, thank you. " It’s crazy busy in here tonight sir. I have a coconut to give you but you’ll need to crack it yourself! | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs I wonder if there is an opposite called a White Ukrainian 🤔 " I would try it if you do too. Mrs | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight. This one’s on the house. " Thank you. I don't plan on mixing or having too many, so just this one and then I'll move on to an espresso martini. Mrs | |||
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"Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers. Ah the old hangover of doom. Let me make you a Red eye! Enjoy.
Cheers bud, who's in? Been busy? What's the gossip? "It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar! | |||
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"Coconut water please, thank you. It’s crazy busy in here tonight sir. I have a coconut to give you but you’ll need to crack it yourself! " There is first time for everything I suppose. | |||
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"May I bother you for whatever cocktail you would like to make" You could never be a bother madam. House special Mojito coming up! | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight. This one’s on the house. Thank you. I don't plan on mixing or having too many, so just this one and then I'll move on to an espresso martini. Mrs " Espresso martini coming up! The Viking looking gentleman at the end of the bar has also just ordered your table a round of flaming sambucas. Enjoy! | |||
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"Dark rum and please and a packet of scratchings " Of course! We have lambs navy rum and the scratchings are made with real pieces of scratch so you know they’re good! Enjoy! | |||
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"White Russian please, thanks Mrs Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight. This one’s on the house. Thank you. I don't plan on mixing or having too many, so just this one and then I'll move on to an espresso martini. Mrs Espresso martini coming up! The Viking looking gentleman at the end of the bar has also just ordered your table a round of flaming sambucas. Enjoy! " Oh good lord how generous, I am very grateful to him.... but maybe not so grateful in the morning | |||
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" It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar! "Am I in the right place? I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getting eaten on the bar, full sex on the pool table and the strippers pole deserves a medal? | |||
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"May I bother you for whatever cocktail you would like to make You could never be a bother madam. House special Mojito coming up! " Thankyou kind Sir...Cheers | |||
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" It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!
Am I in the right place?
I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getting eaten on the bar, full sex on the pool table and the strippers pole deserves a medal? "Listen pal. I don’t know what you’ve heard but this is a respectful establishment. We Have none of that funny business around here. We serve drinks, bar snacks and have a live band coming on at 8. Unless Susan from corporate agrees to a lock in then all bets are off! | |||
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"May I have a southern comfort please" Of course madam. One SoCo coming up! | |||
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" It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!
Am I in the right place?
I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getti
Listen pal. I don’t know what you’ve heard but this is a respectful establishment. We
Have none of that funny business around here. We serve drinks, bar snacks and have a live band coming on at 8.
Unless Susan from corporate agrees to a lock in then all bets are off! "Okie dokie pal, my bad. Just responding to the Whispers, chasing ghosts, I heard something through the grapevine see! I'll pay my tab and be on my way. What do I owe you? | |||
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"May I have a southern comfort please Of course madam. One SoCo coming up! " Thank you sir  | |||
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" It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!
Am I in the right place?
I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getti
Listen pal. I don’t know what you’ve heard but this is a respectful establishment. We
Have none of that funny business around here. We serve drinks, bar snacks and have a live band coming on at 8.
Unless Susan from corporate agrees to a lock in then all bets are off!
Okie dokie pal, my bad. Just responding to the Whispers, chasing ghosts, I heard something through the grapevine see!
I'll pay my tab and be on my way. What do I owe you? "One Bloody Mary, one Red eye and 8 flaming sambucas for table 7. That’ll be £88.80 please. Susan has also asked to see you in the cellar… | |||
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"Gin and tonic and a craft ipa beer please barman "Seeing as your name is the same as your drink choice the G&T is on the house! The craft ipa will be £12 please. | |||
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"A small white wine please - work tomorrow "Very sensible madam. We have a lovely French Chardonnay for you. | |||
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"A Martin Miller's™ Original Gin please, with Indian Tonic Water.🍋🟩" Excellent choice sir. Our tonic is fever tree. Enjoy! | |||
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"Rum" One bottle of Rum for you good man! | |||
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"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar" Nah I didn't even see this thread, so I'm sorry for opening up another bar tonight I dont care mate it's all just a laugh at the end of day! | |||
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"How long is happy hour? am I too late? Old fashioned please, if not 🥃" Exquisite taste sir! One Old fashioned coming up! Happy hour runs til 9 then prices go through the roof! | |||
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"If you’re making mojitos count me in!!! " Mojitos are our specialty! Two for one during happy hour! | |||
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"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar" It’s Xmas! You have to bar hop! You know the rules! | |||
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"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar It’s Xmas! You have to bar hop! You know the rules! "This guy gets it 🤣 I'll have a big glass of rum no mixer.  | |||
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"If you’re making mojitos count me in!!! Mojitos are our specialty! Two for one during happy hour! "I’ll have four then please! | |||
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"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar Nah I didn't even see this thread, so I'm sorry for opening up another bar tonight I dont care mate it's all just a laugh at the end of day! " You know the rules. Bar workers get free drinks in all the bars. That’s how the hospitality industry is run! Pint of Amber nectar coming up! | |||
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"I've got a couple of bottles of wine eyeing me up, but also just went and got some kopparberg which will probably end up sitting with the wine for another week or so "Stop telling porkys. You’ve been flirting hard with the vino. | |||
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"Shame that 🤣 Back to the original plan of fake tits " Getting your tits out at the bar is a sure way to get served first. Wouldn’t be the first time! | |||
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"If you’re making mojitos count me in!!! Mojitos are our specialty! Two for one during happy hour!
I’ll have four then please! "Of course madam! 8 mojitos coming up! | |||
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"I do have some salty nuts downstairs... In the basement. " Watch out Susan’s in the basement and she’s in Xmas heat! | |||
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"A Martin Miller's™ Original Gin please, with Indian Tonic Water.🍋🟩 · Excellent choice sir. Our tonic is fever tree. Enjoy! "• Fever Tree™ — the perfect compliment! 🍸 | |||
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"Desperado "Of course madam. We serve with a wedge of lime. | |||
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"Thank goodness for that. Just grab us a bottle of Rum please." Of course I’ll put it on your tab. Rum is popular this evening. I’ll have to send Dave out to re-up on Rum! | |||
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"Pint of a nice chilled golden ale please." Of course sir! Can’t beat a chilled pint of the good stuff! | |||
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"Evening all, could I have a warm whisky please? Something to help me sleep.. " Well we all know alcohol is terrible for sleep so you may as well keep drinking! Warm whisky to warm the cockles. | |||
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"Well I think I deserve a bottle of Baileys with a rum chaser pls barman "Definitely deserved madam. That’s quite an order Start as you mean to go on! | |||
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"Then some hot toddy (tottie?) in about 2h. " Perfect drink for this cold weather madam. | |||
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"Pornstar martini please and a baby Guinness chaser....it's gonna be a long night" Coming right up! The night is long and so will be your bar tab! | |||
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"Well I think I deserve a bottle of Baileys with a rum chaser pls barman
Definitely deserved madam. That’s quite an order Start as you mean to go on! "Oh I intend to,cheers | |||
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