FabSwingers.com forum: Strip to the waist fight....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

anyone?

What weapon would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat cleaver

Or do you just mean clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused are we stripping or fighting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bazookas

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Meat cleaver

Or do you just mean clothes

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Thats fine...il just bring custard....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm confused are we stripping or fighting?"
Both....

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My bazookas

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Oh bringing out the big guns are we???

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!"
What kind of whip?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My bazookas

Femme's bazookas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused are we stripping or fighting?Both....

In that case I would arm myself with a spanking paddle and a hungry tongue

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

"I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!What kind of whip?

A very long one!

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Val Doonican Record, Play that they would be asleep after the first step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it frm the waist down or up?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm a lover not a fighter

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"My bazookas

You'd win on points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bazookas

Oh bringing out the big guns are we???

Hell yes! Lock and load boys let's do this shit!

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Baby oil and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a lover not a fighter

Oh evie,come on your my fellow nipple tweaker. I'm sure those pegs can be deadly used on the right uhhum body parts.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"My bazookas

If I m fighting those love puppies,,

niplle clamps,,

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Baby oil and lube

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Covering all bases?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just submit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bazookas

If I m fighting those love puppies,,

niplle clamps,,

There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them!

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"Baby oil and lube

Covering all bases?

I'd be hard to catch covered in baby oil and if they managed to catch my slippery self then with lube we could make sure the fun lasted

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"My bazookas

If I m fighting those love puppies,,

niplle clamps,,

There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them!

Errr referee femme,, are you allowed more than one weapon,,?? I m feeling my weapons not upto the task,,

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My bazookas

If I m fighting those love puppies,,

niplle clamps,,

There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them!

Errr referee femme,, are you allowed more than one weapon,,?? I m feeling my weapons not upto the task,,

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You can have as many weapons in your ARSEnal as you see fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meat cleaver

Or do you just mean clothes

Thats fine...il just bring custard....

Kinky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just submit!!!

My kinda fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bazookas

If I m fighting those love puppies,,

niplle clamps,,

There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them!

Errr referee femme,, are you allowed more than one weapon,,?? I m feeling my weapons not upto the task,,

You can have as many weapons in your ARSEnal as you see fit.

I'll put one hand behind my back if that helps you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone?

What weapon would you choose?

I would strip from the waist down and use my knob as a battering ram

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have a chicken dipper

On Guard !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a chicken dipper

On Guard !! "

can you buy those on McDonalds now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see your chicken dipper and raise you

My cucumber!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have a chicken dipper

On Guard !!

can you buy those on McDonalds now?"

Don't be daft, I wouldn't risk damaging a proper food weapon

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I see your chicken dipper and raise you

My cucumber!

No no let me raise the cucumber

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

A pillow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see your chicken dipper and raise you

My cucumber!

No no let me raise the cucumber"

is that whole, chopped or sliced?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have eaten the dipper. I now have a catapult and mushy brussel sprouts

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I see your chicken dipper and raise you

My cucumber!

No no let me raise the cucumber

is that whole, chopped or sliced?

Whole, with the top inch and a half peeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!"

Does it really smell that bad

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have eaten the dipper. I now have a catapult and mushy brussel sprouts "
Euphemisms a plenty on this thread

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im going to use my belly. Belly gonna get you, belly gonna get you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im going to use my belly. Belly gonna get you, belly gonna get you"

Phew, I thought you would have some sort of baton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella and whipped cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nutella and whipped cream!

that would quickly become a battle of tongues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see your chicken dipper and raise you

My cucumber!

No no let me raise the cucumber

is that whole, chopped or sliced?

Whole, with the top inch and a half peeled"

Oh not sure if I'll like that! It will get mushy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody raises the cucumber except for me. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my voice should drive him/her nuts.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

Sausages

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?"
Why? What do you have in mind?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?Why? What do you have in mind?

Stab vest and night vision goggles.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?Why? What do you have in mind?

Stab vest and night vision goggles."
Works for me....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

one of those custard guns from Bugsy Malone..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

clothes pegs??

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"clothes pegs??

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Is that it????

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive seen clothes pegs used to great effect on here x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ive seen clothes pegs used to great effect on here x"
Clothes pegs as weapons...well a novel idea....how many will you be bringing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats?

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You could, but I think you would have to bring your own goggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats?

You could, but I think you would have to bring your own goggles.

I want some of those perspex screens they have at ice hockey games are you putting any up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats?

Bringing a deck chair to join you in the front row

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