FabSwingers.com forum: What have you still got to get

By *elix Sighted OP Man
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

from t’shops like?

Presents?

Food?

Booze?

Inflatable girlfriend?

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By *enk15Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

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By *hesblokeMan
5 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Not too much, few bottles of loveliness, some meat, and a cheesecake. Not bad!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫"

TWO inflatable girlfriends??!!!

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By *a1970Man
5 weeks ago

East cork

Mfm... 3sum

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 weeks ago

East Sussex

A bottle of cava

Smoked salmon

Coleslaw

Salad

Tortoise food

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫"

We just got the decorations down from the loft and found some crackers among them. God knows how old they are

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Nuffink.

Soz.

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum

Veg

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By *Silver-Man
5 weeks ago

Mold

Well it is Christmas..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Presents for family.

Ive done the Xmas gift shopping for the important people in my life (the OH, the FWB and my mum).

Last minute discounted selection boxes for the rest. 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫"

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

TWO inflatable girlfriends??!!! "

^^ That was good 👏👏👏.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭"

Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

Started

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭"

What was it like Effy? Was it truly horrible? Have you decided not to visit Christmas next year?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Just foody bits.

Mrs.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
5 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Just foody bits.

Mrs. "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine"

How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine

How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!

Well this year I'm using cutlery 🤣🤣. I think you should make hats from the paper they use to pack Amazon stuff. You could draw hilarious pictures on them and make grandma eat her dinner with a giant cock and balls on her hat innocently believing it's a Christmas bauble. 🫡

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

What was it like Effy? Was it truly horrible? Have you decided not to visit Christmas next year?"

Oh it wasn’t that bad. I’m just laying in the foetal position for a while until the heart palpitations die down.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine

How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!

😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine

How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!

Walked right into that one

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By *olinOfBathMan
5 weeks ago

Corsham

You've started, already?

Everything necessary - presents, food, drink - can be bought at any petrol station during the quiet time, last thing on Christmas Eve.

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By *oubleSwingCouple
5 weeks ago

N. Wales

The food shop. And I am dreading it.

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By *ansoffateMan
5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

All of the above.

Inflatable girlfriend, hmmm naaa.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nothing, I did all of my present shopping months ago, apart from for my brother who wants tickets to a gig in the NY

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

A few food bits after Tesco got on my nerves mid-shop.

A gift voucher for a restaurant that I should have picked up a week ago.

Invariably something that the kids don’t need, but I’ll feel like I should get anyway.

A date for a party on Jan 3rd.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Nothing. I am DONE.

Two presents left to wrap, a Baileys trifle to assemble and the cake to ice. Easy.

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
5 weeks ago

Exeter

Clotted cream

Stuffed

Vegetables

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By *oxy jWoman
5 weeks ago

somerset

just veg and salad

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By *batMan
5 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Bit of a food shop for fresh stuff. Out tonight so I might do it with a slight hangover. Lucky me.

Gbat

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By *oandstephCouple
5 weeks ago

Bradford

All of it, is it xmas eve yet👀👀

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

Some food items, not much though.

Mrs

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By *evotee101Woman
5 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Dog food, so consumed with getting everything in for us I forgot about the Pooch

🐾🐾

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By *EAT..85Woman
5 weeks ago

Nottingham

Cheese board cheese. Breakfast cheese. Wexford sauce cheese. All the veg. A pudding. Prawns. Salad. Pyjamas. Ooh, this can function as my shopping list!!

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
5 weeks ago

fabland

Wrapping paper & online food shopping

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By *punk n gushCouple
5 weeks ago

deal

"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫

Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭

Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine

How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!

Oh that did make me laugh

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
5 weeks ago

the moon

Bacardi 🍸

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By *punk n gushCouple
5 weeks ago

deal

Done all Christmas bits just got to get hubby's birthday present for Christmas eve

Mrs

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Everything except presents. I'm not doing my Christmas food shopping until Monday.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
5 weeks ago

London

Loads of stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"from t’shops like?

Presents?

Food?

Booze?

Inflatable girlfriend?"

Wrapping paper for the mad wrapping session on Sunday and then a food shop on Monday...

Surprised how organised I am this year.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m going nowhere near any shops so if someone would be kind enough to pick me up a bag of kitty litter. That’d be awfully good of you.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I’m going nowhere near any shops so if someone would be kind enough to pick me up a bag of kitty litter. That’d be awfully good of you. "

John I reckon I can save you a trip. Use the Christmas holidays to practice big boy wees. It’s tough at first but you’ll thank me when you’ve sussed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

A Clone-A-Willy kit

Then find some poor sod over the festive period who will let me borrow their penis to make a "clone"

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
5 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Meat and two veg - anyone got recommendations where I can get my hands on them?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
5 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Medication from the chemist

Maybe some Malibu for my festive drink

And anything they've reduced already that'll come in handy

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By *midnight-Woman
5 weeks ago

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Something for my SIL

Already got her a bottle of booze... She likes running, so I might try and get her a fleece 🤔🤔🤔

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

Nothing, all done.

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By *IXEN200Woman
5 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Mfm... 3sum"

Find another m and I could be tempted.......

I really need to stop the devil on my left shoulder getting in my ear.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

"from t’shops like?

Presents?

Food?

Booze?

Inflatable girlfriend?"

Yes

No 🤣

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