FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative Expressions

By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I like you muchly 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Or I very like you

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gee. Thanks BBE.

Once was enough.

I'm blushing now

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

😁

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By *ty31Man
29 weeks ago

NW London

Your ok I suppose

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

We really do love them, don't we

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
29 weeks ago

Reading

How about them Packers.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"How about them Packers."

I had to Google that

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

o o OO o o

I’d share my fries with you 🥰

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
29 weeks ago

Londontown

You touch my tra la la, my dingdingdong!!

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

My mother wasn't entirely right about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I'm keeping you

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I don’t care what everyone else says, I think you’re alright.

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By *hesblokeMan
29 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

I can tolerate your presence for longer than I can anyone else.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
29 weeks ago

North West

You're alright

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By *enk15Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham

I like you more than my houseplants.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

If my cold, cruel heart were capable of love, you're on the shortlist

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If you were the last woman on earth, I wouldn’t necessarily consider homosexuality.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
29 weeks ago

North West

You'll do

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Next time you fart like that in public, I promise you can blame me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
29 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bad luck.

Mrs TMN x

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

You make my winky do his little happy dance

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
29 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Despite your evident poor taste in men.......you make great coffee.

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"You make my winky do his little happy dance

Nicky, my dear fellow, it makes me so happy to hear someone else use the word winkie. With us as the vanguard, the nation will regress ✊

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"You make my winky do his little happy dance

Nicky, my dear fellow, it makes me so happy to hear someone else use the word winkie. With us as the vanguard, the nation will regress ✊"

Winky buddies 4Evuh 💙

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

You don’t fill me with rage 🫶

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By *eductiveEncountersWoman
29 weeks ago

South West

My eyes aren't offended when I look at you

(you look nice)

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

You smell less than the others ❤️.

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’ve grown accustomed to the endless irritating things you say and do, so I’ll stick around.

For now.

Probably.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Other people may not, but I find it quite endearing how crap you are at stuff 💜.

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By *layfullsamMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull

Oh go on them, you’ll do

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

When I hold your hand, I'm home

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By *uffnmuffCouple
29 weeks ago

London

Put your seat belt on x

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By *ansoffateMan
29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility"."

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
29 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I once described the feeling of seeing my first love walking into a crowded room as making everything seem bigger and brighter, including me.

So, that. But expressed in a less bumbling fashion.

Mrs TMN x

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I once described the feeling of seeing my first love walking into a crowded room as making everything seem bigger and brighter, including me.

So, that. But expressed in a less bumbling fashion.

Mrs TMN x"

So, you make me feel shiny and fat?

😘😘😘

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg."

Are we talking about a human here Hans?

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Put your seat belt on x"

Clunk-clit x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hey! Poopall! 😁

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

""Hey! Poopall! 😁"

I told you about that. Those parsnips just weren't right.

Stop bringing it up 😤.

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By *ansoffateMan
29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg.

Are we talking about a human here Hans?

According to the official documentation.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Have you eaten today?

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Have you eaten today?"

That's the parental "we love you" that is

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg.

Are we talking about a human here Hans?

According to the official documentation. "

It's forged I tell ya!

Forged

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch"

......"my fanny, however......"

😘😘😘

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch

......"my fanny, however......"

😘😘😘"

Remains still & dry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

Te amo.

Te quiero

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By *ansoffateMan
29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Te amo.

Te quiero

Siempre me quedará

La voz suave del mar

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By *cotlad178Man
29 weeks ago

falkirk

Your presence lights up the room and thinking of you lights up my mood

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch

......"my fanny, however......"

😘😘😘

Remains still & dry"

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
29 weeks ago

Hereabouts

You'll do, I guess

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By *olidsnakeMan
29 weeks ago

Colwyn Bay

I love you... in a way... a-ha

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'd flush your floater for you

❤️

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Had worse. Jump my bones

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx"

Chew it.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx

Chew it."

You chew it first

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx

Chew it.

You chew it first

I’m no chewing your pillow.

Pervert. 😆

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By *ffervescentMan
29 weeks ago

winfrith

I envelope you with my heart.

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Your maws a dirty ride.

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