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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. " Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it. | |||
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"Knackered but relaxing, so I'll have a double JD on the rocks to start with please Toots 👍🏻" Of course coming right up! It seems to be the norm right now, I'm pooped too. | |||
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"have a pint of san miguel with you mr toots please,, and good health to you "Of course let's drink. 🍻 And to you my friend. | |||
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"I've popped in to say good evening and goodnight but I'd like it if you could spare someone to cuddle me in till I fall asleep 😴 " I can do that no problem, If anyone wants to though well that's up to them.  | |||
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"I've popped in to say good evening and goodnight but I'd like it if you could spare someone to cuddle me in till I fall asleep 😴 I can do that no problem, If anyone wants to though well that's up to them. "Great I'll just put my head on your chest then | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it. "Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting. | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting. "Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate. | |||
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"I've popped in to say good evening and goodnight but I'd like it if you could spare someone to cuddle me in till I fall asleep 😴 I can do that no problem, If anyone wants to though well that's up to them.
Great I'll just put my head on your chest then "Of course always room. | |||
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"I'd like a flask of that delicious hot chocolate you made for me last time and a cup of it aswell for now, out early tomorrow dealing with a fallen tree" Of course I've got some spare that i just made, enough for a flask. | |||
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"All good here toot's. I fancy something warming before bed. Can I have a spiced rum with warm apple juice please. 🥂" Of course you can, and that sounds good.😋 enjoy your drink! Its good to hear your well now, stay that way aswell please. | |||
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"I will take a double Kraken and please and thank you " Of course coming right up, and a great choice aswell. | |||
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"*Struts in and flicks hair and plonks purse down on the bar. Grabs a bar stool and nestles in confidently, and tops lipstick up whilst checking application in my small compact mirror* You as the Bartender approach and ask what you can pour for a fine young lady venturing in to ‘Toots’ all by herself “Surprise me”, I say What do you pour me??" I'm not sure if your a fan of gin but would you like to try my special blend tequila sunrise? special toot gin of course. :- And welcome please enjoy your stay. | |||
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"I'd love a very large Baileys pls " One very large. Baileys coming right up, sod it take the bottle. | |||
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"I've been house/couch-bound all week after surgery on my knee. If I get all dolled up to come to your fine establishment, could you provide me with your very best frozen strawberry daiquiri??! "Of course I can, take your time and you'll have finest frozen strawberry daiquiri known to man in front of you. | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate."You're a little treasure | |||
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"I'd love a very large Baileys pls One very large. Baileys coming right up, sod it take the bottle. "Mine kind of barman cheers | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure "Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
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"*Struts in and flicks hair and plonks purse down on the bar. Grabs a bar stool and nestles in confidently, and tops lipstick up whilst checking application in my small compact mirror* You as the Bartender approach and ask what you can pour for a fine young lady venturing in to ‘Toots’ all by herself “Surprise me”, I say What do you pour me?? I'm not sure if your a fan of gin but would you like to try my special blend tequila sunrise? special toot gin of course. :- And welcome please enjoy your stay. "Oh I like anything served with a smile, and thank you! | |||
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"I've got a bit of a cold so could do with a hot toddy please to help chase my cold away in time for the weekend. Ruby " Of course.coming right up, I'll make you an extra special toddy guaranteed to make your cold disappear. | |||
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"Pint of Guinness a baby Guinness and double spiced rum and to wash it down please _ir toots. Oh and have yourself one 👍🏻" Thank you sir, let's drink and celebrate for a good 2025 my good sir! | |||
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"I'd love a very large Baileys pls One very large. Baileys coming right up, sod it take the bottle.
Mine kind of barman cheers "Eyy you know it, i have a habit of giving everyone a bottle. Especially since we don't run out.  | |||
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"Pint of Guinness a baby Guinness and double spiced rum and to wash it down please _ir toots. Oh and have yourself one 👍🏻 Thank you sir, let's drink and celebrate for a good 2025 my good sir!" Still making the most of 2024 but yeah here’s to a good 2025 | |||
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"*Struts in and flicks hair and plonks purse down on the bar. Grabs a bar stool and nestles in confidently, and tops lipstick up whilst checking application in my small compact mirror* You as the Bartender approach and ask what you can pour for a fine young lady venturing in to ‘Toots’ all by herself “Surprise me”, I say What do you pour me?? I'm not sure if your a fan of gin but would you like to try my special blend tequila sunrise? special toot gin of course. :- And welcome please enjoy your stay.
Oh I like anything served with a smile, and thank you! "Your very welcome, your always welcome in Toots bar. Nothing but the finest smiles and booze! | |||
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"Pint of Guinness a baby Guinness and double spiced rum and to wash it down please _ir toots. Oh and have yourself one 👍🏻 Thank you sir, let's drink and celebrate for a good 2025 my good sir! Still making the most of 2024 but yeah here’s to a good 2025 " Same my friend!🍻 | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure
Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
"I can say having sampled this nectar of the gods it will warm you to the soul 😁 | |||
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"I've got a bit of a cold so could do with a hot toddy please to help chase my cold away in time for the weekend. Ruby Of course.coming right up, I'll make you an extra special toddy guaranteed to make your cold disappear. "Perfect, thank you kind sir. | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure
Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
I can say having sampled this nectar of the gods it will warm you to the soul 😁"This is a brand new one my friend.
Would you like to try some before you head out?
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"I'd also like a Gin and Bitters please - although truth be told I've absolutely no idea what Bitters is, it just sounds like it would be lovely 😁" Same I've forgotten.🤣 But coming right up for you, please let me know how it is. | |||
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"I'd also like a Gin and Bitters please - although truth be told I've absolutely no idea what Bitters is, it just sounds like it would be lovely 😁" Is it not bitter lemon? | |||
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"Having a Hendricks but I wouldn’t say no to another. L" Have 2! And welcome to the bar, please enjoy your stay. | |||
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"I'd also like a Gin and Bitters please - although truth be told I've absolutely no idea what Bitters is, it just sounds like it would be lovely 😁 Is it not bitter lemon? "I don't think so - that's what I drank when I started drinking.. Gin and Bitter Lemon. I shall away and ask Dr. Google. Back in a tick.... | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure
Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
I can say having sampled this nectar of the gods it will warm you to the soul 😁
This is a brand new one my friend.
Would you like to try some before you head out?
"ofc it shall solidify me for the last dog walk tonight it's proper cold again outside🥶 | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure
Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
I can say having sampled this nectar of the gods it will warm you to the soul 😁
This is a brand new one my friend.
Would you like to try some before you head out?
ofc it shall solidify me for the last dog walk tonight it's proper cold again outside🥶"You'll like it.
It's probably colder up there thenn here to be fair, but it's still cold tonight. | |||
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"I'd also like a Gin and Bitters please - although truth be told I've absolutely no idea what Bitters is, it just sounds like it would be lovely 😁 Is it not bitter lemon?
I don't think so - that's what I drank when I started drinking.. Gin and Bitter Lemon.
I shall away and ask Dr. Google. Back in a tick...."Please let me know so I can remember for next time 🤣 | |||
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"I'd also like a Gin and Bitters please - although truth be told I've absolutely no idea what Bitters is, it just sounds like it would be lovely 😁 Is it not bitter lemon?
I don't think so - that's what I drank when I started drinking.. Gin and Bitter Lemon.
I shall away and ask Dr. Google. Back in a tick....
Please let me know so I can remember for next time 🤣 "So.. Bitters are crafted by infusing a neutral alcohol base (or vegetable glycerin) with a carefully selected blend of aromatic spices, herbs, fruits, roots, and other botanical ingredients. I'll definitely have one now please! | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure
Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
I can say having sampled this nectar of the gods it will warm you to the soul 😁
This is a brand new one my friend.
Would you like to try some before you head out?
ofc it shall solidify me for the last dog walk tonight it's proper cold again outside🥶
You'll like it.
It's probably colder up there thenn here to be fair, but it's still cold tonight."currently 1'c | |||
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"I'd also like a Gin and Bitters please - although truth be told I've absolutely no idea what Bitters is, it just sounds like it would be lovely 😁 Is it not bitter lemon?
I don't think so - that's what I drank when I started drinking.. Gin and Bitter Lemon.
I shall away and ask Dr. Google. Back in a tick....
Please let me know so I can remember for next time 🤣
So..
Bitters are crafted by infusing a neutral alcohol base (or vegetable glycerin) with a carefully selected blend of aromatic spices, herbs, fruits, roots, and other botanical ingredients.
I'll definitely have one now please!".of course coming right up, i hope you dont mind but I would like to drink with you, I need to try this too. | |||
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"Tired Toots. That's today's watch word. Oh you gonna get some rest? Tired toots hehe I like it.
Yeah, feet up on sofa. Resting.
Ahh good I take it you've had a busy day so I'll bring you a hot chocolate.
You're a little treasure
Hey this hot chocolate will melt you into bliss, so relax and enjoy.
I can say having sampled this nectar of the gods it will warm you to the soul 😁
This is a brand new one my friend.
Would you like to try some before you head out?
ofc it shall solidify me for the last dog walk tonight it's proper cold again outside🥶
You'll like it.
It's probably colder up there thenn here to be fair, but it's still cold tonight.currently 1'c"Ooh dam.  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/12/24 21:29:49]" I actually didn't mean to delete this but thank you, let's enjoy our drinks and see what this bitter is all about. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/12/24 21:29:49] I actually didn't mean to delete this but thank you, let's enjoy our drinks and see what this bitter is all about. "It's most enjoyable!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/12/24 21:29:49] I actually didn't mean to delete this but thank you, let's enjoy our drinks and see what this bitter is all about.
It's most enjoyable!!"Same im glad you like it, would you lkke another? | |||
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"Hi Toots, I will slide in with my chamomile tea xx" Of course coming right up.
How are you? | |||
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"Hi Toots, I will slide in with my chamomile tea xx Of course coming right up.
How are you?"All good thanks Toots, you? | |||
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"Hi Toots, I will slide in with my chamomile tea xx Of course coming right up.
How are you?
All good thanks Toots, you?"I'm.good thanks just chilling making a Christmas photo well trying anyway. 🤣 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/12/24 21:29:49] I actually didn't mean to delete this but thank you, let's enjoy our drinks and see what this bitter is all about.
It's most enjoyable!!
Same im glad you like it, would you lkke another?"I would but I must away home. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/12/24 21:29:49] I actually didn't mean to delete this but thank you, let's enjoy our drinks and see what this bitter is all about.
It's most enjoyable!!
Same im glad you like it, would you lkke another?
I would but I must away home.
"Ahh well have a safe trip ok? And please come.back it was lovely to chatting to you. | |||
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"Hi Toots, I will slide in with my chamomile tea xx Of course coming right up.
How are you?
All good thanks Toots, you?
I'm.good thanks just chilling making a Christmas photo well trying anyway. 🤣 "I must sort mine 🫣 | |||
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"Hi Toots, I will slide in with my chamomile tea xx Of course coming right up.
How are you?
All good thanks Toots, you?
I'm.good thanks just chilling making a Christmas photo well trying anyway. 🤣
I must sort mine 🫣"I must see it. 🤭 | |||
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"It's been a long day, ill have a double gin please Toots. PS. Did you get that thing sorted? "Coming right up, one double gin for you. | |||
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"Bottle of red (Rioja). And a straw. Please." Of course coming right up, and a straw of course. | |||
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