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By *eau and Arrow OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

So what is the worst well meaning compliment you have ever given or received?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
30 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Your lack of hair just highlights the fact your head isn't shaped like a potato.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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30 weeks ago

East Sussex

Anything with 'for your age' tagged on the end.

A friend once told me "you could look good if you had money"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Wow, you totally pass as a woman 💜

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wow, you totally pass as a woman 💜"

True though 🤷.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Wow, you totally pass as a woman 💜

True though 🤷."

Man if I had been born with a penis I'm pretty sure I'd be rolling in even more dick than I am now 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

“You’re a really good looking guy, it’s a shame that you’re so fat”

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
30 weeks ago

Next Door


"Anything with 'for your age' tagged on the end.

A friend once told me "you could look good if you had money" "

I put "look good for your age" but then deleted the post.

I personally dislike that comment.

And another one, is" had a hard paper round"

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By *exxyyDy11Man
30 weeks ago

North West

Well I did get a comment a few weeks ago which baffled me "You have such a nice bum for a White guy".

I didn't get it. Are White men supposed to have awful bums or something? 🤷‍♂️

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By *icecouple561Couple
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30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Anything with 'for your age' tagged on the end.

A friend once told me "you could look good if you had money"

I put "look good for your age" but then deleted the post.

I personally dislike that comment.

And another one, is" had a hard paper round""

Adding for your age negates the compliment somewhat i think. I feel the same when someone says "you still look good". It's patronising

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wow, you totally pass as a woman 💜

True though 🤷.

Man if I had been born with a penis I'm pretty sure I'd be rolling in even more dick than I am now 💜"

Either way, you're adorable 💜.

My worst one to receive was a veri in 2016, old profile:

"His photos just don't do him justice."

All the right sentiment, but you can still hear "he's fuck ugly in pictures" in there somewhere 🫤.

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By *NormalMan01Man
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

“Well done looking after the kids on your own.”

Like I get the sentiment, it’s hard, yeah. But it’s life, also. I find it very patronising, like I’m not capable? Get told it daily, my blanket response now is to just nod and smile but often I’ll say “thanks for the mildly patronising compliment.”

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By *mf123Man
30 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I love how your eyebrows like eachother so much they wanted to have sex on your face

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
30 weeks ago

London

A guy once asked me if I ever eat solid food 🤔 not sure what he meant.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
30 weeks ago

North West


"A guy once asked me if I ever eat solid food 🤔 not sure what he meant. "

Don't leave us in suspense here. Have you eaten solid food. We all need to know.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
30 weeks ago

London


"A guy once asked me if I ever eat solid food 🤔 not sure what he meant.

Don't leave us in suspense here. Have you eaten solid food. We all need to know. "

I have like, just now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"“Well done looking after the kids on your own.”

Like I get the sentiment, it’s hard, yeah. But it’s life, also. I find it very patronising, like I’m not capable? Get told it daily, my blanket response now is to just nod and smile but often I’ll say “thanks for the mildly patronising compliment.” "

People still assume that men aren't capable of parenting their own children 🙄.

My mum was terrible for that. When I was working and Mr N was home she wondered how he managed 🤦

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By *tevenTellyCouple
30 weeks ago

Newmarket

More funny than anything.

A couple we met with sent us a message a few days going on and on about how beautiful and sexy my wife is and "your husband is funny".

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"More funny than anything.

A couple we met with sent us a message a few days going on and on about how beautiful and sexy my wife is and "your husband is funny"."

ouch!

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
30 weeks ago

Always on the move

I've had "you're quite well spoken for someone common", and that was a HR Director!

And the usual, "good looking for a bigger lad", and "oh, you're actually better looking than I thought you'd be".

"You have an aesthetically pleasing penis" was a bit odd too.

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By *naswingdressWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's a certain subset of British people who still believe that Australians live in the stone age.

Take the energy of "for your age" and you'll understand "for a colonial".

People are shocked I've heard of Shakespeare, let alone studied him, that I know anything about history, geography, architecture, etc.

One of my ex's, siblings, meeting my father for the first time, spent all of dinner explaining to him in painful detail the most basic things in the world. Which he wouldn't know. He's only a colonial. (I was stunned my dad didn't lose his shit)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
30 weeks ago

London

Not sure if „Not my usual type (after sending face picture) but I’d still fuck you) counts as compliment? I’ve had a few of those in the past

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

^^ I get it. Maybe any compliment with 'for your/a' should be considered at best ill considered and at worst actually an insult.

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By *NormalMan01Man
30 weeks ago

Harrogate


"“Well done looking after the kids on your own.”

Like I get the sentiment, it’s hard, yeah. But it’s life, also. I find it very patronising, like I’m not capable? Get told it daily, my blanket response now is to just nod and smile but often I’ll say “thanks for the mildly patronising compliment.”

People still assume that men aren't capable of parenting their own children 🙄.

My mum was terrible for that. When I was working and Mr N was home she wondered how he managed 🤦"

Exactly this, men cannot look after kids, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"“Well done looking after the kids on your own.”

Like I get the sentiment, it’s hard, yeah. But it’s life, also. I find it very patronising, like I’m not capable? Get told it daily, my blanket response now is to just nod and smile but often I’ll say “thanks for the mildly patronising compliment.”

People still assume that men aren't capable of parenting their own children 🙄.

My mum was terrible for that. When I was working and Mr N was home she wondered how he managed 🤦

Exactly this, men cannot look after kids, apparently. "

My ex-husband was rather baffled by this attitude, too. Especially if someone asked if he was "babysitting" so I could go out.

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By *ife NinjaMan
30 weeks ago

Dunfermline

You're good for an older guy

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By *NormalMan01Man
30 weeks ago

Harrogate


"“Well done looking after the kids on your own.”

Like I get the sentiment, it’s hard, yeah. But it’s life, also. I find it very patronising, like I’m not capable? Get told it daily, my blanket response now is to just nod and smile but often I’ll say “thanks for the mildly patronising compliment.”

People still assume that men aren't capable of parenting their own children 🙄.

My mum was terrible for that. When I was working and Mr N was home she wondered how he managed 🤦

Exactly this, men cannot look after kids, apparently.

My ex-husband was rather baffled by this attitude, too. Especially if someone asked if he was "babysitting" so I could go out."

I just don’t get it. Like, yeah, it can be tough and to solo parent 24/7 it is hard. But no one needs a ‘well done’ sticker.

And because I have twins if I’d had £1 for each time someone says “you’ve got your hands full” to me, I’d be a billionaire.

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

"You're really pretty for a big girl."

"You'd be stunning if you lost weight."

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By *ingdangTV/TS
30 weeks ago

manchester

You looking good for a (insert skin colour and nationality here). My friend was told “he looks good for a Pxxx”, even though he is Israeli.

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By *eau and Arrow OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

You have a comfortable penis

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By *exxyyDy11Man
30 weeks ago

North West


"You looking good for a (insert skin colour and nationality here). My friend was told “he looks good for a Pxxx”, even though he is Israeli."

Yeah same thing happened to my friend who is Egyptian.

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By *NormalMan01Man
30 weeks ago

Harrogate


"You looking good for a (insert skin colour and nationality here). My friend was told “he looks good for a Pxxx”, even though he is Israeli."

These are the worst kind of insults. Really turns me off people instantly.

Generally followed by, “does your mum cook a good curry?” It’s akin to asking a white person “what are your mums roast potatoes like?”

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
30 weeks ago

Newcastle

My Mrs just after my band finished our set...

' I thought you were gonna be shit, but it wasn't that bad'

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A Tgirl friend of mine telling me that we're really compatible, she fancies me, but huge tits turn her off

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"So what is the worst well meaning compliment you have ever given or received?"

Anyone that says "compliment" & "for your age".

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