FabSwingers.com forum: Classic joke !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baby ballon asks to sleep with Mummy and Daddy balloon. Daddy says no son, your getting too big and I have to be up early.

In the middle of the night baby balloon decides to get in with Mummy and Daddy. But there's no room , so he untied Mummy's knot and lets a bit of air out. Nope can't get in, does the same to Daddy ballon but nope can't get in. Untied his own knot lets some air out and at last he wriggles in. A few hours later daddy balloon wakes up and says oh son. I told you not to get in bed with us! I am very diss appointed in you, you have let me down , your mum down and most importantly, you have let yourself down!!!