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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
8 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

one day awakes to find that your boobs are on the top of your head and your genitals lie squarely where your mouth once was. You HAVE TO walk down to the corner shop or your dog will die. You have nothing to cover your face and your mother is approaching you part way to the corner shop with five of the women's brigade.

What are you first, second and final thoughts? What do you do ? Wtf happens ?

YOU MUST reply to this thread more than once

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My initial thought would be; ‘Hmmm…This is indeed a most curious phenomenon.’

My second thought: ‘How will I now eat and drink?!’

My third thought: ‘Oh…I don’t know….it is rather a fetching look.’ 😜

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip

Have you been smoking the funny cigarettes again, Granny?

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

My dog needs me.

Pen, paper, (or on phone) make a sign saying I don't know wtf is happening, but my dog is going to die.

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By *mf123Man
8 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

My first thought is u should write books

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I would forget about my vagina mouth and be more concerned with why my mother was walking towards me. Am I hallucinating?!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

"What are your first, second and final thoughts? What do you do ? Wtf happens ?

YOU MUST reply to this thread more than once "

First: "That's strange. My genitals are where my mouth was."

Second: "And my boobs are on my head too."

Final: I'm unlikely to know what my final thought will be unless more information is given. Final thought before dying? Final thought before midnight on the day this happens?

What do I do: I go to the corner shop.

Wtf happens: From the predicates given, and the actions I've taken, my dog would appear to now have a longer lifespan. Which is nice.

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

"My dog needs me.

Pen, paper, (or on phone) make a sign saying I don't know wtf is happening, but my dog is going to die.

Just to be clear, if we replace my dog with any of you lot. I'm not leaving the house.

I will then taunt you with my weird fucked up face so it is the last thing you see before you pass. 😘🩶

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
8 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"My initial thought would be; ‘Hmmm…This is indeed a most curious phenomenon.’

My second thought: ‘How will I now eat and drink?!’

My third thought: ‘Oh…I don’t know….it is rather a fetching look.’ 😜"

Exactly! Where does the food go ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
8 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have you been smoking the funny cigarettes again, Granny? "

Nope .......... mind numbingly bored and cba doing anything about it right now

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By *allGuy1000Man
8 weeks ago

Reading

Will my mother recognise me in my new look boobhead fannymouth disguise??

Wtf is the woman’s brigade??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
8 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

If you know you know. Are you a man by any chance ?

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By *allGuy1000Man
8 weeks ago

Reading

"If you know you know. Are you a man by any chance ?"

I googled it and the only thing I could find was a group called the Women Brigade who support IDF soldiers by offering financial donations.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Aaaannyway.

My "more than once" reply is identical to my first, with the addition of:

"Mum's looking good for someone who's been dead 5 years".

And I'd probably have that thought quite a lot.

Something between 8 and 217 times.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
8 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Aaaannyway.

My "more than once" reply is identical to my first, with the addition of:

"Mum's looking good for someone who's been dead 5 years".

And I'd probably have that thought quite a lot.

Something between 8 and 217 times."

104.5 times then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West

"Will my mother recognise me in my new look boobhead fannymouth disguise??

Wtf is the woman’s brigade??"

It's like the Boy's Brigade, but for women.

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