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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

What lyrics have you misheard?

Give your version then the correct version.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental

From ‘Another Chance’ - Roger Sanchez

“If I had another chance tonight

I'd try to tell you that the things we had were right” is what he sings.

What I hear is….

“If I had another chance tonight

I'd rather spend the night with Ainsley Harriott”

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

Boat, Rudder, Strange mountain, stomp Ukraine, that's a Lime!

Pull harder, strings martyr, stop you cry, that's a lie!

Loved Trivium growing up and that always got a chuckle out of me

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By *929Man
3 weeks ago

bedlington

For 20 or so years I though the lyric “sad sweet dreamer” was “sexy dreamer” so much so that now I refuse to acknowledge the correct version

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By *exy-SashWoman
3 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

Dirty dancing. She like the wind thu my dreams thats what I’ve been singing for years…

Correct lyric is she like the wind through my tree … who knew

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By *aomilatteCouple
3 weeks ago

Midlands

Wet Wet Wet - Angel Eyes, Marti Pellow definitely burps...doesn't he?

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By *toobguyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Mull of Kintyre.

"Me strolling in from the sea"

Apparently its "Mist rolling in from the sea".

Who knew!

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By *ichardbyronMan
3 weeks ago

Ludham

A popular ditty about Iberia has the line,

"We are off to sunny Spain with Vera the spaniel" .

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
3 weeks ago

Peterborough and Bedford

Must have been talking to a ninja

instead of

Must have been talking to an angel

Eurythmics

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Next Door


"Wet Wet Wet - Angel Eyes, Marti Pellow definitely burps...doesn't he?"

He burps

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Our eldest yesterday - 'oh dusty merry gentlemen' rather than 'god rest ye merry gentlemen'

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

For the longest time I thought the Fresh Prince was was "shooting some people outside of the school". He of course was shooting some B-ball

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By *am and johnCouple
3 weeks ago

york

Shitty shitty bang gang

Oh dear!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone

A seasonal one: Chris Rea driving home for Christmas...

I take a look at the driver next to me, he's just insane.

I honestly thought that's what he sang

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By *nnCeeWoman
3 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"A seasonal one: Chris Rea driving home for Christmas...

I take a look at the driver next to me, he's just insane.

I honestly thought that's what he sang "

If he's on the road at Christmas, he probably is!!

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"A popular ditty about Iberia has the line,

"We are off to sunny Spain with Vera the spaniel" ."

This one made me cry with laughter.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
3 weeks ago

Torquay

My feet begin to crumble is not misheard, that's the real words, concrete and clay

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
3 weeks ago

Torquay

Oh and everlasting glove, that's a real one I reckon, just need to find out where to buy them

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
3 weeks ago

notts


"My feet begin to crumble is not misheard, that's the real words, concrete and clay "

The actual words are

The concrete and the clay beneath my feet begin to crumble

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By *onertoneMan
3 weeks ago

Eastbourne

The cross eyed bear

Real lyrics -The cross I bare

You oughta know

Alanis Morissette

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By *ionandleopardCouple
3 weeks ago

Norwich

When I was a kid I always thought the police song Roxanne was "rucksack" so would openly sing that. Always made my mum giggle thought it was just at my terrible singing

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By *antam AvershiresMan
3 weeks ago

Falme

Pink Paradise they put up a parking light

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By *eading beddingMan
3 weeks ago

Berks

"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not"

Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

’Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

.

Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix

(’Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.)

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By *leaningdutiesMan
3 weeks ago

South London

Aerosmith

Dude looks like a lady

(That, that)

Dude looks like a lady

(That, that)

Dude looks like a lady

(That, that)

Dude looks like a lady

(That)

What I hear

Do, do, do me like a lady

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By *artfordBlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford

Anthrax covered Joe Jacksons Got the Time, we heard "Ticking in my head" as "Chicken in my head", we much prefer this to the original proper lyric

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By *artfordBlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford


"Aerosmith

Dude looks like a lady

(That, that)

Dude looks like a lady

(That, that)

Dude looks like a lady

(That, that)

Dude looks like a lady

(That)

What I hear

Do, do, do me like a lady"

On Rag Doll from the same lp, Steven Tyler is credited as playing the "flesh bongos", a bunch of local strippers he liked came in and they recorded him slapping their assessment, different times

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

Peter Kaye misheard lyrics ( youtube) are funny to listen too

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By *nnCeeWoman
3 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"A popular ditty about Iberia has the line,

"We are off to sunny Spain with Vera the spaniel" .

This one made me cry with laughter."

It absolutely makes sense though! Why would you leave the poir thing at home?! Especially now you can get pet passports....

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By *hesblokeMan
3 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

I always thought that Madonna had a thing for Bill Oddie (Erotic), and that George Michael was interested in a Fat Slug (Fast Love)...

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