FabSwingers.com forum: It’s Christmas, you have an empty board, and a box of biscuits.

By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

What’s ya knob cheese of choice?

I’ll start you off with a few.

Cock Camembert

Bellend Brie

Helmet halloumi

Glans Gouda

Frenulum Fontina

Penile pecorino

Japs eye jarlsberg

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By *ensuallover1000Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂 I’ll have me a bit of Bellend Brie I think.

With some Branston….

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

I think I'll skip the cheese course and go straight to the Brandy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"😂😂😂 I’ll have me a bit of Bellend Brie I think.

With some Branston…."

An excellent choice sir.

Clearly a man of taste and refinement

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By *tr8MrEMan
29 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Monterrey jackoff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Monterrey jackoff"

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Just the port for me please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

Is there a Mature Manly Manchego?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Is there a Mature Manly Manchego?"

There is now.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Whack in some extra extra strong cheddar and a chunk of Applewood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Willy Wensleydale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Whack in some extra extra strong cheddar and a chunk of Applewood "

Done

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By *tr8MrEMan
29 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Whack in some extra extra strong cheddar and a chunk of Applewood "

Would that be Anal Applewood 😈😈

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Any fly poo cheese?

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

Itchy scrotum Caerphilly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Oh and to include the sistas in the house……if any of you delightful ladybabes wanna off up a selection.

Some

Clunge cream cheese or a bit of flap fromage…….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Looks like I’ll chuck a tub of Dairylea and a block of cheddar in the corner for the normals.

Any fly poo cheese?"

A bit specialist that one eh?

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By *un-bunnyWoman
29 weeks ago

plymouth

I just prefer mature cheese. Never like any of the others!

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By *tr8MrEMan
29 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I just prefer mature cheese. Never like any of the others! "

Sweaty feet time 🤣🤣

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"What’s ya knob cheese of choice?

I’ll start you off with a few.

Cock Camembert

Bellend Brie

Helmet halloumi

Glans Gouda

Frenulum Fontina

Penile pecorino

Japs eye jarlsberg"

All of them!

Because......bro! 💙

🤗🥰💜💙

My heart is flying.

Cheese Bros 4Evuh!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Man-cheesegoo

Cumté

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I'm bucking the trend and going for minge cheese. Growler Gruyère for me, please.

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By *obilebottomMan
29 weeks ago

All over

Cheeseboard, some crudités, few olives and good biscuits or a crispy baguette will do me. Thanks

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Babybel batter for me

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm bucking the trend and going for minge cheese. Growler Gruyère for me, please."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Fuckin legends!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Fuckin legends! "

I feel all soft and gooey inside.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Wangsleydale?

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By *entleman JayMan
29 weeks ago

Wakefield

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Fuckin legends!

I feel all soft and gooey inside."

Like a nicely baked Cumembert

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Fuckin legends!

I feel all soft and gooey inside.

Like a nicely baked Cumembert"

🤩😍🤩😍 nomnomnomnomnom

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Rebloschlong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Vaginal Vacherin.

Something to dip into.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

And most importantly - thank you John.

You're a bit amazing 💙

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"And most importantly - thank you John.

You're a bit amazing 💙

Brother, it’s an absolute pleasure to bring this to the masses. It’s a massively underrated experience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Labial Lanark Blue

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By *uicy 2020Woman
29 weeks ago

London

Cum-on-barebreasts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Cum-on-barebreasts"

Best yet! ❤️

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By *uicy 2020Woman
29 weeks ago

London

"Cum-on-barebreasts

Best yet! ❤️"

Too kind Mr W x

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Baron Bigod it's absolutely huge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Urethral Ulloa

You may be able to tell I’m googling cheeses now to fit the parts of the knob and the vag’

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

Stinking Bishop's butthole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Stinking Bishop's butthole."

Oooft!

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By *vaRoseWoman
29 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Peckerino

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
29 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Penis Parmesan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Foreskin Feta

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
29 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Frottage cheese

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By *uriousscouserWoman
29 weeks ago

Wirral

Smegma St Agur

Fanny feta

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By *uriousscouserWoman
29 weeks ago

Wirral

"Peckerino

Yum, my favourite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Clitoral Caerphilly

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

John? Sensual?

Sssshhh...just between us 🤫.

But, I've now got such an extra pong, mature thing going on downstairs - I placed a biscuit over the whiff-zone, and it bloody well levitated!

The world is our knobster!

But keep it quiet-like please bros.

Don't want the Russkies or the Yanks getting their hands on this 😉.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
29 weeks ago

Southport

I think I'll skip the cheese course thanks and just retire into the reading room with a good brandy and a fat thigh rolled cuban.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

All the cheese washed down with port

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

"All the cheese washed down with port "

Port Smegut?

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