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By *enk15 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

I’m not the Fig Plucker.

nor the Fig Plucker’s son.

But I shall pluck figs.

till the Fig Plucker comes.

I'm very bored.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

Have you ever tried pig flucking OP?

To fluck a pig, herd a flock of geese to the fig plucker's field, pluck figs for the herded flock, then fluck the pig among the plucked fig feasting flock.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
6 weeks ago

Swansea

I don't give a fig

Mrs

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By *ildmanYorksMan
6 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Back in my early 20s, the other guitarist (let's call him K) saw in the local paper that a guy had been in court accused of fucking a pig in a local farm. K then wrote a song for the band called "I like fucking pigs!"

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By *enk15 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham


"Have you ever tried pig flucking OP?

To fluck a pig, herd a flock of geese to the fig plucker's field, pluck figs for the herded flock, then fluck the pig among the plucked fig feasting flock. "

The flock feasted freely, the pig flucked its fill,

Fig-filled flucking fields make for tongue-twisting skill

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By *enk15 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham


"Back in my early 20s, the other guitarist (let's call him K) saw in the local paper that a guy had been in court accused of fucking a pig in a local farm. K then wrote a song for the band called "I like fucking pigs!"

"

Is the band available for weddings?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you ever tried pig flucking OP?

To fluck a pig, herd a flock of geese to the fig plucker's field, pluck figs for the herded flock, then fluck the pig among the plucked fig feasting flock.

The flock feasted freely, the pig flucked its fill,

Fig-filled flucking fields make for tongue-twisting skill"

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By *enk15 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham


"Have you ever tried pig flucking OP?

To fluck a pig, herd a flock of geese to the fig plucker's field, pluck figs for the herded flock, then fluck the pig among the plucked fig feasting flock.

The flock feasted freely, the pig flucked its fill,

Fig-filled flucking fields make for tongue-twisting skill

"

Stop trying to kill my thread!! Give me the honours

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you ever tried pig flucking OP?

To fluck a pig, herd a flock of geese to the fig plucker's field, pluck figs for the herded flock, then fluck the pig among the plucked fig feasting flock.

The flock feasted freely, the pig flucked its fill,

Fig-filled flucking fields make for tongue-twisting skill

Stop trying to kill my thread!! Give me the honours "

I'm done now on that - at the moment I think BumBums is the winner...but nobody knows 🤷.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
6 weeks ago

Swansea

You should try plucking pheasants.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
6 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
6 weeks ago

The Continental

Plucking hell, that’s a mouthful

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