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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We mothballed ours .... nice and cool in the summer for as long as the stay on, we gave up sliding all over the place eventually lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glue some Velcro strips to your bum and sheet's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

was gonna just tuck it into Kate's bum crack, but everytime I touch her arse she wants to get jiggy..

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"was gonna just tuck it into Kate's bum crack, but everytime I touch her arse she wants to get jiggy.. "

Can I change places with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was gonna just tuck it into Kate's bum crack, but everytime I touch her arse she wants to get jiggy..

Can I change places with you? "

you may come to regret that request

see you saturday

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"was gonna just tuck it into Kate's bum crack, but everytime I touch her arse she wants to get jiggy..

Can I change places with you?

you may come to regret that request

see you saturday "

I can't think why - I'm often told

'dont knock it till you try it' lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death "

had a set of them

but binned them for the same reason

there slippier than a shower curtain and baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have piercings sew loops on the sheets n just clip em on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flannelette sheets every time xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flannelette sheets every time xx "

Agree 100% ....ours will be back on tonite

anyway, those "fluids" soak up much better on cotton sheets the "wet" patch never dries with the satin ones

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Never have that problem with Polyester sheets

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Satin sheets you slide every where. Satin sheets plus one satin chemise then you slide out the bed. Satin sheets and body fluids not a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death "

so it was YOU who pinched the sheets from the party lol can i have em back now please (washed)lol we got the valentines one coming up and i need to get all posh again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satin sheets you slide every where. Satin sheets plus one satin chemise then you slide out the bed. Satin sheets and body fluids not a good look"

Especially if you're Bill Clinton whilst married and president

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

satin sheets best form o birth control ever!! everytime u move u end up on the bloody floor!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Satin sheets you slide every where. Satin sheets plus one satin chemise then you slide out the bed. Satin sheets and body fluids not a good look"

Am giggling here looking at my tube a lube called glide n ride - all i needed was satin sheets!!!!

lol

Not sure about the absorption rate tho

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death "
trick is to get em wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the best thing about satin sheets, (or rather synthetic satin sheets) is the terrific light show you get if you get into bed with a synthetic nightie on, lol.

There is so much static electrickery that Kate has banned me from farting in bed in case I blow the f**kin house up and she wants me to sleep with 1 leg on the floor to earth the f**kin bed .

Just had beans on toast so if you hear a big bang tonite and the southern sky lights up like the Arora Borealis, just say a little prayer for Jack and Kate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't anyone read the labels on the packaging the satin sheets come in?

It says quite clearly...

"These sheets are for show only and if you try and fuck on them the manufacturer cannot be held liable for any resulting injuries caused by sliding off them and onto sharp objects such as corners of bedside cabinets. We will not pay any compensation for anal tears caused by inappropriate use of our product."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Didn't anyone read the labels on the packaging the satin sheets come in?

It says quite clearly...

"These sheets are for show only and if you try and fuck on them the manufacturer cannot be held liable for any resulting injuries caused by sliding off them and onto sharp objects such as corners of bedside cabinets. We will not pay any compensation for anal tears caused by inappropriate use of our product."

"
lmao wishy you SOOOOOOOOOOO have a way wiv words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have enough problems just fitting in my bed than worrying about the stupid sheets

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I love mine in the summer

I wrap it round me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't anyone read the labels on the packaging the satin sheets come in?

It says quite clearly...

"These sheets are for show only and if you try and fuck on them the manufacturer cannot be held liable for any resulting injuries caused by sliding off them and onto sharp objects such as corners of bedside cabinets. We will not pay any compensation for anal tears caused by inappropriate use of our product."

"

I dont know whats worse reading this while drinking juice and trying (in vain) not to spit it out or sitting here thinking "glad I didnt buy one now"

Shona

x x x

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