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By *r.Zeistolf OP Man
30 weeks ago

Nottingham

After he finished deliverering presents to your house so he left with a smile on his face!

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
30 weeks ago

Southport

A few dvds of 'amatuer material'

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By *EAT..85Woman
30 weeks ago

Nottingham

It's Santa! Surely all he needs is a mince pie and glass of milk???

Dare I ask what YOU are leaving out for him?

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By *a LunaWoman
30 weeks ago

o o OO o o

An A-Z of Countries with directions.

He’s a man. Bound to get lost with no sense to ask for directions!

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By *aster N NaughtyCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

The wife

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

An invitation that reads

“Alright Santa, what’s occurring? When you get off your shift grab Mrs Clause and come over for a threesum.

S”

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By *aster N NaughtyCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

"An invitation that reads

“Alright Santa, what’s occurring? When you get off your shift grab Mrs Clause and come over for a threesum.

S”

Lol

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Tax bill

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

I've the wrong idea here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m leaving out a bear trap; He must be worth a tidy sum for ransom…… 👹👹

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Hard hostage to keep... His value would go down on the 26th

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hard hostage to keep... His value would go down on the 26th"

😂😂 True; I probably need to really rethink my nefarious plans 🙁

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By *midnight-Woman
30 weeks ago

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Ummm

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By *tr8MrEMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!

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By *enk15Man
30 weeks ago

Evesham

Some stuff I’ve been meaning to take to the tip, he can drop it off as he flies over it.

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By *enk15Man
30 weeks ago

Evesham

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!"

You take that back!!

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By *ucka39Man
30 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!"

Got more chance of attracting mice

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
30 weeks ago

North West

"Ummm

🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!"

🥺

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By *tr8MrEMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!

You take that back!!"

Nope

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By *tr8MrEMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!

Got more chance of attracting mice

Nope, have cat, so not offended

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By *aster N NaughtyCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

Gn all

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By *midnight-Woman
30 weeks ago

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"Ummm

🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents! "

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By *ucka39Man
30 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!

Got more chance of attracting mice

Nope, have cat, so not offended

I meant by leaving something out pal 😂🤣

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!

🥺"
don't worry his real... I've seen him during Guinness

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By *ags73Man
30 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Whisky

Nice Bakewell tarts.

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By *tr8MrEMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Ummm

🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents!

So your saying he'd have to deliver all his presents before "Midnight" 🤣🤣

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By *EAT..85Woman
30 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Ummm

🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents!

So your saying he'd have to deliver all his presents before "Midnight" 🤣🤣"

😂😂😂

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By *r.Zeistolf OP Man
30 weeks ago

Nottingham

"It's Santa! Surely all he needs is a mince pie and glass of milk???

Dare I ask what YOU are leaving out for him? "

A precariously placed stuffing, cranberry and turkey cob by a rope and pulley system to capture that elusive son of a gun and put him to work, see how he likes it.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
30 weeks ago

Horley

A flak jacket, in case of drones

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