FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Jokes 🎅🏻

By *allGuy1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

Does anyone know any Christmas or winter themed jokes??

I’ll start the ball rolling…..

Tampax are releasing a tampon with bells on it…

"It’s just for the Christmas period" 😬

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By *tu.xMan
3 weeks ago

around

Whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman.....snowballs

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

What a lesbians favourite hobby?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

"What a lesbians favourite hobby?"

Finger painting

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says “can you smell carrots?”

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By *elly and daveCouple
3 weeks ago

gateshead

Who looks after Elves when they're not well? The National Elf Service.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Durham

I was getting my Christmas tree out of the loft and my boyfriend said "are you putting that up yourself "

I said "No in the living room"

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By *allGuy1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

Brilliant work so far. These are some Christmas crackers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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By *inger_SnapWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa 🎅🏼

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

What do Elves do in the toilet?

Jingle smells

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral

What's the cheapest way to get to Bethlehem?

Lidl Donkey.

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Which Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?

Oh camel ye faithful 😆

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By *enk15Man
2 weeks ago

Evesham

Rich man tells a poor man “I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes for Christmas. If she doesn’t like the ring, she can return it in the Merc and still be happy”

Poor man says “I bought my wife some slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself”

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

When I was a kid I remember lying in bed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

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By *rmrsp999Couple
2 weeks ago

glasgowish

My kids have been in my ear about going to a pantomime this Christmas, so I found tickets for the best one in town

Tottenham v Wolves on December 29th

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By *antricSeeker60Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Why did the couple take their Christmas tree to their tantric session?

Because they heard it was the best way to "get in touch" with their "inner peace" and "light up" their connection! 🎄✨

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

A Santa at NASA won this year's International Palindrome Award.

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By *rthur30Man
2 weeks ago

Warrington

"A Santa at NASA won this year's International Palindrome Award."

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

What did hip hop Santa say to his wife when he got home.

YO Hoe Hoe

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By *ildbillkidMan
2 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

A Russian named Rudolph, was arguing with his wife about the weather, she said he wouldn't know if it was raining or snowing, he said ,"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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