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By (user no longer on site) OP   
9 weeks ago

It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?

For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.

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By *artfordBlokeMan
9 weeks ago

Dartford

I'd like to spend my time making erotic horror films

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By *NormalMan01Man
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

I think I’m in my dream job, tbh. I just wish it paid more…

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By *NormalMan01Man
9 weeks ago

Harrogate


"I think I’m in my dream job, tbh. I just wish it paid more… "

Also wish the people I worked with weren’t who they are 😂😂

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By *oodmessMan
9 weeks ago

yumsville

Does stopping women in their tracks count? I'd easily make bank from that

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
9 weeks ago

kent

I love the work I currently do (so much that I was doing it for free, almost as a hobby, and now I get paid for it), but if I was to add a sexy string to my bow, it would be writing erotic fiction 😏

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By *hePleasurerMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire


"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?

For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will."

If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
9 weeks ago


"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?

For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.

If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job..."

I'm open to applications...

Although some would say that if I were blind then the stories would improve. I don't talk to them anymore but I do miss Mummy.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?

For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.

If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job...

I'm open to applications...

Although some would say that if I were blind then the stories would improve. I don't talk to them anymore but I do miss Mummy."

I like your weird ✔️👍.

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By *hePleasurerMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire


"It's clear that we only do the jobs we do because we can't get into making p0rn (just me? ah well), but if you could make money in a sexy way, what would your ideal sexy job be?

For me, I'd love to get paid to wank myself blind as I put down on paper all the filthy thoughts that go through my mind. The Barbara Cartland of filth if you will.

If you wank yourself blind you'll probably need someone to write down your filthy thoughts for you. That could be an interesting job...

I'm open to applications...

Although some would say that if I were blind then the stories would improve. I don't talk to them anymore but I do miss Mummy."

Could you make it the Nigella Lawson of filth instead?

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Mortician

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mortician"

Terrifying Hans, but

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sex worker or masseur .

I did actually look into being a Daniel Craig lookalike once, there is stiff competition, I’m a better lookalike, but he parachutes into hen parties and stuff and I’m really not into that.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Porn movie director

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By *a LunaWoman
9 weeks ago

South Wales

Writing erotic novels.

The really dank and dirty ones.

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Writing erotic novels.

The really dank and dirty ones."

I think you’re write very good, pure filth, you should do it !

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By *a LunaWoman
9 weeks ago

South Wales


"Writing erotic novels.

The really dank and dirty ones.

I think you’re write very good, pure filth, you should do it ! "

If I become the next Jackie Collins I’ll buy you a Martini! Shaken. Not stirred!

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
9 weeks ago

furnace

I once did the naked handyman thing when younger

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By *uriousscouserWoman
9 weeks ago

Wirral

Sex toy tester. I currently do it as an enthusiastic amateur, but it would be great to make some money from it.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
9 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream off all your ballbags. "

FIFY 😘

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
9 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream off all your ballbags.

FIFY 😘"

I don’t know what that means

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream. "

That's genius.

What flavour ice cream?

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Mortician

Terrifying Hans, but "

They sign consent forms before they expire.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’d like to be paid to sit in some sort of glory hole with just my feet out and have them massaged. Put the money in and my feet pop out kind of a deal. And inside the glory hole I’ll be watching movies and eating ice cream off all your ballbags.

FIFY 😘

I don’t know what that means "

😊 Fixed It For You.

I added ballbags 👍 xx

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mortician

Terrifying Hans, but

They sign consent forms before they expire."

......😱

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Mortician

Terrifying Hans, but

They sign consent forms before they expire.

......😱"

They say there's nothing funny about necrophilia. I am just the kind of guy to rise to that challenge.

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By *usty kayCouple
9 weeks ago

Burnham

I really enjoyed doing cam work, occasionally think I'll go back to it but I really love my day job and can't do both

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By *enelope2UWoman
9 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

I've done mine..sex toy party host and male exotic dancer administrator, plus webcam girl. I'd love to do either of them again

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

If I had to do something sexy to make money, I'd happily be homeless.

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By *hesblokeMan
9 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Although it's not my dream one, I do love my job.

But erotic photography would be cool.

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