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By *erseykev OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Helier

Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental

How about talking to your wife before you go out cheating on her.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

When you have your next dog walking chat, why not say "shall we go for a coffee" ?

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands

What dogs do you both have?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one.

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one."

This is true. Hopefully we'll find out soon enough. My bet is she'll have a cockerpoo

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one."

Who does this?!

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By *ornycougaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Sounds a bit like shitting on your own doorstep to me - I mean you, not the dogs

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By *rettCoolMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?"

Am in the same boat .. ask to meet her for a coffee worst that can happen is she says no ..if she says yes well take from their

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By *asterfulsoulMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Wipe your arse before you go sticking it in anyone else's face.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

Be a man and talk to your wife

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever

Maybe she’s being nice to strangers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"When you have your next dog walking chat, why not say "shall we go for a coffee" ?"

This would be my suggestion.

If she agrees don't run your wife down to her though.

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

Have to be honest, whenever I was walking the dog, the only thing I was thinking about is talking to beautiful women. Nothing like the worn in, windswept look to have them run after you.

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate


"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one."

Which park? Fancy a coffee?

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By *tu.xMan
3 weeks ago

around

In my opinion I wouldn't ask if I wasn't sure. what ever is stopping you from asking listen to that ..pros and cons

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Leave the wife if you don’t love her don’t cheat

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By * and R cple4Couple
3 weeks ago

swansea

I find it strange that the majority of men cheating or thinking of cheating are in sex less marriages.

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
3 weeks ago

Northumberland


"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one.

This is true. Hopefully we'll find out soon enough. My bet is she'll have a cockerpoo"

Why do you think she'll have a cockapoo? I think we need a thread called *guess the dog breed based on the owners pics*

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
3 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?"

Is an open relationship an option?

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one.

This is true. Hopefully we'll find out soon enough. My bet is she'll have a cockerpoo

Why do you think she'll have a cockapoo? I think we need a thread called *guess the dog breed based on the owners pics* "

It's just a mutt feeling I'm getting.

I think you're on to a thread winner.

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I find it strange that the majority of men cheating or thinking of cheating are in sex less marriages. "

Do we have to tell our partners everything?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Jeeezus... People really make me wonder some days 🙄😂

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By *inger_SnapWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one.

Who does this?! "

Me... I go to feed the wildlife

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By *inger_SnapWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Maybe she’s being nice to strangers."

Or she just likes dogs...

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

Talk to your wife, have a heart to heart. Don't open a can of worms by cheating on her. It won't end well.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?"

Don't ask her out. If you want my advice, take a shit, naked, behind a bush prior to meeting her. Put a blade or two of grass in your ricker (ensuring approximately 2" sticks out) then when you are her jump out on all fours with your tongue hanging out.

Then, (and here's the master play) sit on your arse with your legs shooting out at approximately 45 degrees and with your hands project yourself forward, scràping your arse along the grass.

She will love it. It perhaps put a poo bag on her hand and pull the grass out like I do with my dog. It helps to bond.

If she screams and runs, go back to your wife as you have the answer.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Talk to your wife, have a heart to heart. Don't open a can of worms by cheating on her. It won't end well. "

Oi, I thought you had gone? 😂 That was a ruse wasn't it?

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