FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet Roll

By *imply_Sensual OP Man
9 weeks ago

Widnes

Inspired by a response in another thread this morning - what way do you replace your toilet roll, does it deef from the front, or from the rear, or alternatively, does it have a fringe or a mullet?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Deef ?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

Dispensing away from the wall, NEVER towards it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

"Dispensing away from the wall, NEVER towards it"

I totally agree

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

"Dispensing away from the wall, NEVER towards it

I totally agree"

There’s a special place in hell reserved for those who place it round the wrong way 😠

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By *aomilatteCouple
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Hanging nearest to the toilet, not against the wall. Quilted with a triangle because we're really posh 😊

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Which ever way I put it in, came say I take much notice.

Mrs

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By *midnight-Woman
9 weeks ago

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I won't lie, i thought this was going to be an exciting 'what can you make with a toilet roll inner' thread 😆😆😆

Mine sits on top of the cistern

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By *heerFlirtMan
9 weeks ago

Quite near Bath usually

A lady once told me a beard is classier than a mullet.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

"A lady once told me a beard is classier than a mullet."

A bush is classier than a hairy arse

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

"A lady once told me a beard is classier than a mullet.

A bush is classier than a hairy arse"

I was never classy 🤣

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By *eneralKenobiMan
9 weeks ago

North Angus

Fringe never a mullet

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
9 weeks ago

The Continental

None of the above.

The roll sits on the radiator in front of my throne. Keeps the paper warm for my arse.

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By *hebfg2020Man
9 weeks ago

Doncaster

Please see my attached photos in my profile of how

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"None of the above.

The roll sits on the radiator in front of my throne. Keeps the paper warm for my arse. "

Father Wickmas - I'm sending this as a private message rather than on the thread, because you seem like an approachable kinda guy and I'm a bit embarrassed tbh.

But, what's "toilet roll" please?

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
9 weeks ago

South Wales

Always from the front!!! Hell is lined with people who have it rolling wall-side first

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

"Please see my attached photos in my profile of how

Have you not changed the roll since 2020 ?

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By *otsossieMan
9 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"Quilted with a triangle because we're really posh 😊"

Pretty sure hotels only do that to a let you know that they’ve checked it.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door

Do people have holders for the moist toilet sheets?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
9 weeks ago

The Continental

"None of the above.

The roll sits on the radiator in front of my throne. Keeps the paper warm for my arse.

Father Wickmas - I'm sending this as a private message rather than on the thread, because you seem like an approachable kinda guy and I'm a bit embarrassed tbh.

But, what's "toilet roll" please?

Mate, this shall stay between us.

It’s that stuff your flunky uses handfuls of to wipe your little botty wotty clean of poo poo.

A decent flunky would use sheets of raw silk on yours. You deserve the very finest.

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By *ornycougaWoman
9 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

How is this even a question? Front. I can't go into a hotel room or someone's house without changing it if they do it wrong

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"None of the above.

The roll sits on the radiator in front of my throne. Keeps the paper warm for my arse.

Father Wickmas - I'm sending this as a private message rather than on the thread, because you seem like an approachable kinda guy and I'm a bit embarrassed tbh.

But, what's "toilet roll" please?

Mate, this shall stay between us.

It’s that stuff your flunky uses handfuls of to wipe your little botty wotty clean of poo poo.

A decent flunky would use sheets of raw silk on yours. You deserve the very finest. "

Thank you mate Father Wickmas Oh Eternal & Humongous Rainbow Schlong Lord 💙.

So this is an action for my botty-flunky, not my winky-flunky?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
9 weeks ago

The Continental

"None of the above.

The roll sits on the radiator in front of my throne. Keeps the paper warm for my arse.

Father Wickmas - I'm sending this as a private message rather than on the thread, because you seem like an approachable kinda guy and I'm a bit embarrassed tbh.

But, what's "toilet roll" please?

Mate, this shall stay between us.

It’s that stuff your flunky uses handfuls of to wipe your little botty wotty clean of poo poo.

A decent flunky would use sheets of raw silk on yours. You deserve the very finest.

Thank you mate Father Wickmas Oh Eternal & Humongous Rainbow Schlong Lord 💙.

So this is an action for my botty-flunky, not my winky-flunky?"

Get you flash Harry. You’ve got flunkies for the playground and the sewage farm.

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By *vaRose43Woman
9 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Normally away from the wall

But it drives my husband insane if it’s the other way, and sometimes I enjoy winding him up. So I’ll change them all

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

I'm still waiting for someone to install my tp dispenser, mirror and wall-mounted soap dish, so, mine is also on the radiator.

Must admit, it's nice and toasty in winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It must be a slow news day

I have no idea i just lob it on and it comes as it comes.

A bit of a life philosophy for me 😂

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