FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual jokes

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

By *carletts OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Harpenden

Tell your best sexual joke to liven up this early Tuesday morning

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

What’s the similarity between a cock and a Rubik’s Cube? The more you fiddle with it the harder it gets

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hubbycheckerMan
9 weeks ago

Porstmouth

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used Condoms..... ones a Goodyear the others a f**ig good year

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

What’s the difference between anal sex and Clint Eastwood? One makes your day, the other makes your whole week

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ristol100Man
9 weeks ago

Bristol

What do you buy your wife for Christmas?

A vibrator and a pair of slippers!

If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ungmike4uMan
9 weeks ago

Carlisle & North Lakes

Once interviewed an attractive lady for a job, and her CV quoted that “she does exactly what it says on the tin”, given that she was drinking a can of 7up during the interview she got the job

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pthillMan
9 weeks ago

st shithole

2 tramps talking

1 says,, i fucked a girl last night at the side of the railway tracks

The other says ,,, was she good?

Ohhh yes,, says the 1st tramp

The second replies

Dick she suck your cock?

The 1st tramp says

Oh she didn’t have a head

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_qattMan
9 weeks ago

All Over

What’s the difference between a grape and a chickpea…

I’ve never had a grape on my face.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread