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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
28 weeks ago

London

First.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too. "

Sharing bags are not for sharing, just so we are clear.

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By *vaRoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too. "

I’ll raise that to a big bag of pickled onion monster munch and a box of ferrero

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too.

I’ll raise that to a big bag of pickled onion monster munch and a box of ferrero "

Our new leading bidder. ⬆️

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. "

I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Sorry, I don't have any spare change.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment.

I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉"

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

2 shillings.

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By *exy-SashWoman
28 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

A Cadbury’s creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

A pigs in blankets wreath with a red wine chutney dip

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By *ornycougaWoman
28 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

I don't do auctions and you are no use to me sub par. I might have made an exception if you were fighting fit and raring to go

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I’ve found an emergency stash.

So I’ll up my bid to £32.83 and a bag of minstrels.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

Interesting bids

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By *aizyWoman
28 weeks ago

west midlands

My last two M&M's.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"My last two M&M's."

Oh! A very sentimental bid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West

We can offer half a tortilla española from Mercadona and a bottle of zero alcohol tinto de verano.

No-one can better that.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment.

I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉"

Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?

Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷‍♀️

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
28 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"My last two M&M's."

I'll go three fluff covered Werthers originals 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

You can borrow my Oodie for an hour

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
28 weeks ago

North West

Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me. "

Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷‍♀️

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By *rthur30Man
28 weeks ago

Warrington


"Sorry, I don't have any spare change. "

Been in the knife drawer?

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷‍♀️"

Ahhh....Been stood up for a meet....again?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷‍♀️"

And a very nice new photo

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment.

I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉

Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?

Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷‍♀️

"

I hadn't even noticed you were gone 🤷🏻‍♂️...you don't need to announce your arrival darlin' ...

You know as well as I do, we couldn't sort the cuckold thing because we couldn't find a big enough dick for you ...hey I'm sorry 13" dicks are too small for you...I think that's a you problem 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *rthur30Man
28 weeks ago

Warrington

1 stale doughnut

2 cans of Vimto

3 powdered Lemsips

4 ibuprofen

5 golden rings (fake pinchbeck)

No partridges or pear trees

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷‍♀️

Ahhh....Been stood up for a meet....again? "

It would seem so. Apparently, he'd rather stay at home cry wanking to the soaps.

Was it Corrie or eastenders tonight, I can't remember which you said.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Good luck with the auction I have enough problems giving it away lol

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
28 weeks ago

North West


"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me.

Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now! "

The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment.

I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉

Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?

Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷‍♀️

I hadn't even noticed you were gone 🤷🏻‍♂️...you don't need to announce your arrival darlin' ...

You know as well as I do, we couldn't sort the cuckold thing because we couldn't find a big enough dick for you ...hey I'm sorry 13" dicks are too small for you...I think that's a you problem 🤷🏻‍♂️"

You two should fuck... And stop clogging up my auction!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me.

Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now!

The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then. "

Yes, I apologise. It was bid now, service later

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By *loomy GirlWoman
28 weeks ago

leicester

I have McCoys cheese and onion crisps to bid. Except I just ate the crisps so it’s just an empty packet.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
28 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me.

Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now!

The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then.

Yes, I apologise. It was bid now, service later"

Are you servicing the winning bidder or are they servicing you ?? 🤔🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

£3.76 and a half eaten packet of mentos.

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By *B..Woman
28 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Do you accept club card vouchers?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
28 weeks ago

North West


"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me.

Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now!

The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then.

Yes, I apologise. It was bid now, service later"

OK, you can still have the paracetamol, ibuprofen and blankets for now to help you feel better, maybe even some toast. I'll also throw in some praline seashells, a few memes and one of those cute waving lucky cats 😍

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By *inger_SnapWoman
28 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've got a bag of peanuts 🥜 and a big fluffy cat you can have as payment

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment.

I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉

Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?

Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷‍♀️

I hadn't even noticed you were gone 🤷🏻‍♂️...you don't need to announce your arrival darlin' ...

You know as well as I do, we couldn't sort the cuckold thing because we couldn't find a big enough dick for you ...hey I'm sorry 13" dicks are too small for you...I think that's a you problem 🤷🏻‍♂️

You two should fuck... And stop clogging up my auction! "

She wishes .... 😂😂😂

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

Don't mind me OP .

I'm just here to kill 10 threads at the same time .

It's a bit bloody dark outside!

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By *IXEN200Woman
28 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I can't afford to bid much but I can wait on your every need till you're better for the winning bidder

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
27 weeks ago

Wales

I bid some dubious looking carpet fluff.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
27 weeks ago

North West

Oh yeah. Who won? 😂

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By *ruceyyMan
27 weeks ago

London


"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles.

However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor.

So, people of fab. Start your bidding.

It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. "

Hang on did you copy my thread or did I yours? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Oh yeah. Who won? 😂"

Do you mean who lost?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
27 weeks ago

Londontown


"I have McCoys cheese and onion crisps to bid. Except I just ate the crisps so it’s just an empty packet. "

Raising for a half eaten, Cathedral City Cheese & Onion, pack of crisps!!

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By *eah BabyCouple
27 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

If bidding is still open by the end of Christmas Day I’ll bid my Santa Outfit

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By *aitonel OP   Man
27 weeks ago

Liverpool


"If bidding is still open by the end of Christmas Day I’ll bid my Santa Outfit "

Bidding is still open

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
27 weeks ago

Londontown


"If bidding is still open by the end of Christmas Day I’ll bid my Santa Outfit "

Oooooooooooooo this sounds like a winner.....

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By *aitonel OP   Man
27 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Oh yeah. Who won? 😂

Do you mean who lost? "

Be nice or I'll just pick you to annoy you.

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