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"A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too. "Sharing bags are not for sharing, just so we are clear. | |||
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"A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too. "I’ll raise that to a big bag of pickled onion monster munch and a box of ferrero | |||
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"A bag of minstrels, a sharing bag it is too.
I’ll raise that to a big bag of pickled onion monster munch and a box of ferrero "Our new leading bidder. ⬆️ | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. " I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉 | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉"  | |||
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"My last two M&M's." Oh! A very sentimental bid | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉" Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you? 
Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷♀️
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"My last two M&M's." I'll go three fluff covered Werthers originals 🤣 | |||
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"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me. " Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now! | |||
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"Sorry, I don't have any spare change. " Been in the knife drawer? | |||
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"I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷♀️" Ahhh....Been stood up for a meet....again? | |||
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"I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷♀️" And a very nice new photo  | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉 Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?
Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷♀️
"I hadn't even noticed you were gone 🤷🏻♂️...you don't need to announce your arrival darlin' ... You know as well as I do, we couldn't sort the cuckold thing because we couldn't find a big enough dick for you ...hey I'm sorry 13" dicks are too small for you...I think that's a you problem 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"I've got a tub of roses and some lemsip 🤷♀️ Ahhh....Been stood up for a meet....again? " It would seem so. Apparently, he'd rather stay at home cry wanking to the soaps. Was it Corrie or eastenders tonight, I can't remember which you said.  | |||
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"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me. Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now! " The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then. | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉 Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?
Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷♀️
I hadn't even noticed you were gone 🤷🏻♂️...you don't need to announce your arrival darlin' ...
You know as well as I do, we couldn't sort the cuckold thing because we couldn't find a big enough dick for you ...hey I'm sorry 13" dicks are too small for you...I think that's a you problem 🤷🏻♂️"You two should fuck... And stop clogging up my auction! | |||
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"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me. Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now! The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then. " Yes, I apologise. It was bid now, service later | |||
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"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me. Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now! The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then. Yes, I apologise. It was bid now, service later" Are you servicing the winning bidder or are they servicing you ?? 🤔🤣 | |||
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"Can we do it again when you're better? For now I'm bidding some paracetamol, ibuprofen, blankets and a jabby stick to keep your germs the fuck away from me. Well I mean the bidding is for now, doesn't mean you get me now! The currently poor condition in the OP made it sound like a now thing. I might consider a different bid then. Yes, I apologise. It was bid now, service later" OK, you can still have the paracetamol, ibuprofen and blankets for now to help you feel better, maybe even some toast. I'll also throw in some praline seashells, a few memes and one of those cute waving lucky cats 😍 | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. I've replied privately so everyone doesn't see...but Miss Bella has the hots for you big time, she tells me!! she has lady wanks over your photos but you didn't hear it from me ...I bid £25 and a bottle of Bailey's to make her dreams come true for one night ....ps don't tell her I told you...shhhhhh 😉 Bless, you really miss me when I pop offline for a bit, don't you?
Sorry OP, I think he was experiencing another one of his wet dreams. He keeps asking for a cuckhold relationship, I've tried letting him down gently, what can you do 🤷♀️
I hadn't even noticed you were gone 🤷🏻♂️...you don't need to announce your arrival darlin' ...
You know as well as I do, we couldn't sort the cuckold thing because we couldn't find a big enough dick for you ...hey I'm sorry 13" dicks are too small for you...I think that's a you problem 🤷🏻♂️
You two should fuck... And stop clogging up my auction! "She wishes .... 😂😂😂 | |||
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"I'm putting myself up for auction, as I'm not a fan of raffles. However I'm tired and not very well, so condition is currently poor. So, people of fab. Start your bidding. It's for a very good cause! My entertainment. " Hang on did you copy my thread or did I yours? Haha | |||
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"I have McCoys cheese and onion crisps to bid. Except I just ate the crisps so it’s just an empty packet. " Raising for a half eaten, Cathedral City Cheese & Onion, pack of crisps!! | |||
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"If bidding is still open by the end of Christmas Day I’ll bid my Santa Outfit "Bidding is still open | |||
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"If bidding is still open by the end of Christmas Day I’ll bid my Santa Outfit "Oooooooooooooo this sounds like a winner..... | |||
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"Oh yeah. Who won? 😂 Do you mean who lost? " Be nice or I'll just pick you to annoy you. | |||
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