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"The first "tut" is their last." Grounds for divorce Nicky, not grounds for murder. | |||
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"The first "tut" is their last. Grounds for divorce Nicky, not grounds for murder." | |||
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge. I told her this was grounds for divorce. What would be grounds for divorce for you? (Joke answers only )"In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣 | |||
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge. I told her this was grounds for divorce. What would be grounds for divorce for you? (Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣"He's not wrong. | |||
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge. I told her this was grounds for divorce. What would be grounds for divorce for you? (Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣
He's not wrong."To be fair i do agree 🤣 | |||
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"Using a butter covered knife in the jam, and infecting my conserve with dairy! This totally "This drives me insane Also not rinsing their plate before putting it in the washing up bowl or in the dishwasher | |||
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"Ever ever ever rebuffing my advances with I just need to finish this chapter in my book.... " Oh, this is me. If I’m reading I’m busy | |||
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"So many of you would divorce me
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"So many of you would divorce me
Just think of all that "once more for the good times" sex Denk 🤷."Love a good farewell shag, no pressure to be good at it | |||
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"Wrappers back in the tin!!!!" I agree with this
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"Ever ever ever rebuffing my advances with I just need to finish this chapter in my book.... " But what if it's a really really good book that is just getting tk the juicy part. | |||
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?! " You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂 | |||
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?! You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂" Legs? | |||
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?! You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂 Legs? "Naturally. But that’s the only one I encourage 😏 | |||
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"I was divorced for being selfish " I was divorced for intelligent and the perfect wife 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"Empty loo roll put back on the holder Or toilet roll put on the holder the wrong way around" Oh my word, yes! | |||
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"Woah-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh" There’s a tiny cigarette case, and the rest you can keep | |||
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"She put a Cornetto up my bumpussy Denk!" We don’t kink shame here | |||
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"Looking or breathing in my direction in the morning. " Stop sleeping naked and I'd have no reason to look! | |||
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"Putting soft plastic in the recycling when the council don’t take it. We weren’t together so divorce didn’t apply but murder nearly did " | |||
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge. I told her this was grounds for divorce. What would be grounds for divorce for you? (Joke answers only )"Shutting the front door before I got in the house I mean why ? | |||
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"Looking or breathing in my direction in the morning. I like to use excess pillows to build a dividing wall in the middle of the night." My kind of person! | |||
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"Using a butter covered knife in the jam, and infecting my conserve with dairy! " Putting the jammy knife into the bloody butter!!  | |||
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"Woah-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh There’s a tiny cigarette case, and the rest you can keep" Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid | |||
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""Using the same knife in the blue cheese and then straight into the cheddar! " Isnt it obvious that the cheddar will get infected and smelly🤔 "Amen keep that stinking blue shit off the cheese board | |||
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""Using the same knife in the blue cheese and then straight into the cheddar! " Isnt it obvious that the cheddar will get infected and smelly🤔
Amen keep that stinking blue shit off the cheese board " I love blue cheese! | |||
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"Toilet roll replaced feeding backwards rather than forwards. Scandalous behaviour" This is a crime that should be made punishable by death | |||
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""Using the same knife in the blue cheese and then straight into the cheddar! " Isnt it obvious that the cheddar will get infected and smelly🤔
Amen keep that stinking blue shit off the cheese board "I veto this ridiculous idea, or else it's grounds for divorce. Mrs | |||
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"Finding hairpins in every room of the house" The other half told me they are "strategically placed around the house so she can always find one" Yet, when I do the same thing with my pants it's the worst thing ever. | |||
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"Finding hairpins in every room of the house The other half told me they are "strategically placed around the house so she can always find one" Yet, when I do the same thing with my pants it's the worst thing ever." Double standards at it's finest. Get rid | |||
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?! You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂" ADHD says hi. Love shaking a milk bottle that M has used last and getting covered! | |||
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"Putting brown sauce on a bacon buttie. "Putting red sauce on a bacon butties!! | |||
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"Putting brown sauce on a bacon buttie.
Putting red sauce on a bacon butties!!" hahaha. despicable... xx | |||
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"Chewing gum loudly, was sat opposite a stranger on a train on Saturday evening and I am sure she had no idea how loud it was " Chewing gum period! Gross 🤢 | |||
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"Undies on the floor, I love a womans undies on the floor, especially if I've just ripped them off." Not in my case they have a tenna lady stuck to them😩 | |||
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage! " Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon | |||
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"Using same spoon for coffee and sugar, leaving coffee in the sugar bowl... I don't want my weetabix coffee flavoured thank you - the door is that way - "People at work do that. And they leave the spoon on the side facing up with a nice little coffee puddle. I’d fire them if I could. | |||
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage! Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon "It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before. It might not be yours, but that's a side issue | |||
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage! Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue "As long as she sends me videos that’s fine. I’ll just dig out the old Henry hoover. | |||
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage! Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue
As long as she sends me videos that’s fine. I’ll just dig out the old Henry hoover." You have got some great answers. Nice work 👏👏👏. | |||
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"A messy butter dish, absolutely no need 🤣🤣🤣🙄" We’re not posh enough for a butter dish. | |||
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage! Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue
As long as she sends me videos that’s fine. I’ll just dig out the old Henry hoover.
You have got some great answers. Nice work 👏👏👏."Why _hank you sir | |||
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage! Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon "Once the wedding cake is swallowed then that's it I'm afraid. Lol. | |||
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"If they eat all the donuts in a pack of four. Get out! " They only have your best interests at heart, they know that you do not have the discipline and self control required to resist temptation, and so do the gentlemanly thing and remove the source of the temptation. It’s a sacrifice they are prepared to make for your benefit, I do think you could be a little more appreciative. | |||
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"Washing the dishes but leaving a few things in the sink + dirty grimy water that i then need to stick my hands in to get the plug out. "Are we sure this isn’t the old “do chores badly so I’m not asked to do them again” trick? Not that I ever ever do that… ever Oh but this reminds me, leaving shit to “soak” but never returning to them again. | |||
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"Washing the dishes but leaving a few things in the sink + dirty grimy water that i then need to stick my hands in to get the plug out.
Are we sure this isn’t the old “do chores badly so I’m not asked to do them again” trick?
Not that I ever ever do that… ever
Oh but this reminds me, leaving shit to “soak” but never returning to them again."That's the very thing, it doesn't need to soak for 24 bloody hours!! I'm not sure though, it's definitely a stupidly ridiculous thing to do. Oh.....and.........switching off all switches! Big GRRRRRRR | |||
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"If they eat all the donuts in a pack of four. Get out! They only have your best interests at heart, they know that you do not have the discipline and self control required to resist temptation, and so do the gentlemanly thing and remove the source of the temptation. It’s a sacrifice they are prepared to make for your benefit, I do think you could be a little more appreciative. "I’m only appreciative when my mouth is full! | |||
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"Using my toothbrush 😬. Kissing, oral sex and sharing bodily fluids is ok, but the toothbrush is a no 😤" Especially if they use it to clean the u- bend | |||
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"Toast crumbs in the butter " This! This! This! | |||
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"Putting things back in the wrong place in the fridge. Nope. Mrs TMN x" Oh they winds me up…… Not twisting my nipples | |||
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"Leaving the little cardboard tube on the toilet roll holder 🤦♂️" And then balancing the new roll on top of it instead of changing! | |||
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"Wearing my bra and panties and makeup " Never, well not at the start of the meeting anyway | |||
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"Thinking a blade grinder is acceptable for coffee · I wouldn't do that if I were you. 🧸" · Sorry, I wasn't clear, I meant the "Thinking..." bit. 😘 | |||
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"I thought I had grounds for divorce when I walked in n the wife was sucking another man's cock. But she reminded me it wouldn't stand up in court when I was the person who arranged for him to call round." Brilliant | |||
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge. I told her this was grounds for divorce. What would be grounds for divorce for you? (Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣"I come from Yorkshire. I don't even recognise anything frozen, or circular, as being a Yorkshire Pudding. It's got to be freshly made in a big square tin, then cut into slices and served with gravy as the starter course. It's to fill up the children because there isn't really enough meat to go round. We had it tough working down t'coal mine... | |||
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge. I told her this was grounds for divorce. What would be grounds for divorce for you? (Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣
I come from Yorkshire. I don't even recognise anything frozen, or circular, as being a Yorkshire Pudding. It's got to be freshly made in a big square tin, then cut into slices and served with gravy as the starter course. It's to fill up the children because there isn't really enough meat to go round. We had it tough working down t'coal mine..."Ar lad you only get a bit of crust, never the whole pudding. | |||
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