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"Say 'oh boy' then spend hours playing with my new boobies " Rip those jeans off | |||
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"Say 'oh boy' then spend hours playing with my new boobies Rip those jeans off " Inspect her manicure | |||
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"Say 'oh boy' then spend hours playing with my new boobies Rip those jeans off Inspect her manicure " stick a pin in her boobs see if they pop | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom " Pull my skirt down | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom Pull my skirt down " Make her eat 4 Big Mac meals | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom Pull my skirt down Make her eat 4 Big Mac meals" Chomp on his "big mac" | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom Pull my skirt down Make her eat 4 Big Mac meals" Make him put kippers down his boxers | |||
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" Pull my skirt down Make her eat 4 Big Mac meals" Get my eyes tested | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom Pull my skirt down Make her eat 4 Big Mac meals Make him put kippers down his boxers " Spank that delicious bottom! | |||
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"Lose a few hours with my new norks! " Undo that shirt very slowly.... Use the tie to tie his hands up! Lower myself onto his ........... Sorry getting carried away | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush " Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery" Steal his big macs | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery Steal his big macs " Where does he keep them? | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery Steal his big macs Where does he keep them? " Hopefully not with his pilchards !! | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery Steal his big macs Where does he keep them? Hopefully not with his pilchards !! " Or his Raspberry Coulis.....Id have to spank that bum....couldn't resist. | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery Steal his big macs Where does he keep them? Hopefully not with his pilchards !! Or his Raspberry Coulis.....Id have to spank that bum....couldn't resist. " I would high five Big Bad. | |||
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"Find out if his mate is really ninja. " Sheesh my friend Mark (who is a ninja) is totally a ninja!!! | |||
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"Find out if his mate is really ninja. " Give her hands a break | |||
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"Find out if his mate is really ninja. Sheesh my friend Mark (who is a ninja) is totally a ninja!!! " And nibble his butt | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly " look in the mirror and find out who mystery guy really was, | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly " The cheese is quite good there | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly The cheese is quite good there " Get an X-ray to see if it's the terminator with that red eye | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly The cheese is quite good there Get an X-ray to see if it's the terminator with that red eye " Put some oil on his nuts And yes i am | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly The cheese is quite good there Get an X-ray to see if it's the terminator with that red eye Put some oil on his nuts And yes i am " Weigh myself in for scrap metal | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. Feel her boobies " See what Lukes drinking... | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. Feel her boobies See what Lukes drinking... " Have a boob comparison! | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. Feel her boobies See what Lukes drinking... Have a boob comparison! " You would both win!!! Hands down! Mine are only a handful | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. Feel her boobies See what Lukes drinking... Have a boob comparison! You would both win!!! Hands down! Mine are only a handful " Get my hands full | |||
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"Rub some factor 30 all over... " Turn in to a Femme Fatality | |||
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"Rub some factor 30 all over... Turn in to a Femme Fatality " undo that tie a little, maybe loosen the top button and chill out.. | |||
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"Rub some factor 30 all over... Turn in to a Femme Fatality " Ruin his bum | |||
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"Become an upstanding citizen" Become public and not so mysterious | |||
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"Become an upstanding citizen Become public and not so mysterious " Oil his rust | |||
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"Become an upstanding citizen Become public and not so mysterious Oil his rust " Pull that skirt down shes showing her bum! Don't want you catching cold now.... | |||
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"Make her close her eyes and guess what I'm putting in her hand. " Its firm yet wet and warm. Rub in some suntan lotion | |||
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"Make a slight adjustment to his tie" Raise the prices on my budget mile high air line | |||
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"Organise a naked bike ride around cleckheaton" Find out if he's really citizen smith. | |||
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"Train surf wearing a giant purple fedora Power to the people!" Sit listening to hey ya every day for a week till I could stand it no longer | |||
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"Use my stethoscope on her" Franticly search for where he's hidden the doughnuts. | |||
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"Use my stethoscope on her Franticly search for where he's hidden the doughnuts. " Rub suncream ALL over | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too!" Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too! Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan" I'd buy a tie. | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too! Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan I'd buy a tie. " turn over to get an even tan. | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too! Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan I'd buy a tie. turn over to get an even tan." Get that ken in lifesize and see if he still fits down my bra | |||
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"Drive to the Manchester and give someone a good seeing to" see just how teasing and tempting she could be | |||
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"Drive to the Manchester and give someone a good seeing tosee just how teasing and tempting she could be " Have a bare bum avatar | |||
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"Drive to the Manchester and give someone a good seeing tosee just how teasing and tempting she could be Have a bare bum avatar" hands all over that suited body mmmmm with a jar of peanutbutter to hand | |||
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"Peel the sticker off.....slowly!!!!" take new pic without phone in it ( pet hate sorry) | |||
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"Send her the cleaning bill to remove peanut butter handprints " be worth every penny | |||
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"Train boxer dogs to meditate, that way they won't leave a crime scene" take him a new profile picture | |||
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