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"Say 'oh boy' then spend hours playing with my new boobies ![]() Rip those jeans off ![]() | |||
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"Say 'oh boy' then spend hours playing with my new boobies ![]() ![]() Inspect her manicure ![]() | |||
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"Say 'oh boy' then spend hours playing with my new boobies ![]() ![]() ![]() stick a pin in her boobs see if they pop ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom ![]() Pull my skirt down ![]() | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom ![]() ![]() Make her eat 4 Big Mac meals | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom ![]() ![]() Chomp on his "big mac" | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom ![]() ![]() Make him put kippers down his boxers ![]() | |||
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" Pull my skirt down ![]() Get my eyes tested ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Bend her over and tell luke to spank her bottom ![]() ![]() ![]() Spank that delicious bottom! | |||
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"Lose a few hours with my new norks! ![]() Undo that shirt very slowly.... Use the tie to tie his hands up! Lower myself onto his ........... Sorry getting carried away ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush ![]() Introduce snacks and fast food into her art gallery | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush ![]() Steal his big macs ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush ![]() ![]() Where does he keep them? ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush ![]() ![]() ![]() Hopefully not with his pilchards !! | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush ![]() ![]() ![]() Or his Raspberry Coulis.....Id have to spank that bum....couldn't resist. ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to slap with a paddle brush ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would high five Big Bad. | |||
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"Find out if his mate is really ninja. ![]() Sheesh my friend Mark (who is a ninja) is totally a ninja!!! ![]() | |||
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"Find out if his mate is really ninja. ![]() Give her hands a break | |||
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"Find out if his mate is really ninja. ![]() ![]() And nibble his butt | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly " look in the mirror and find out who mystery guy really was, ![]() | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly " The cheese is quite good there | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly The cheese is quite good there " Get an X-ray to see if it's the terminator with that red eye ![]() | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly The cheese is quite good there Get an X-ray to see if it's the terminator with that red eye ![]() Put some oil on his nuts And yes i am ![]() | |||
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"Go busking naked in Caerphilly The cheese is quite good there Get an X-ray to see if it's the terminator with that red eye ![]() ![]() Weigh myself in for scrap metal ![]() | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. ![]() ![]() ![]() See what Lukes drinking... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have a boob comparison! | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You would both win!!! Hands down! Mine are only a handful ![]() | |||
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"Ruffle his tie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Get my hands full ![]() | |||
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"Rub some factor 30 all over... ![]() Turn in to a Femme Fatality ![]() | |||
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"Rub some factor 30 all over... ![]() ![]() undo that tie a little, maybe loosen the top button and chill out.. | |||
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"Rub some factor 30 all over... ![]() ![]() Ruin his bum ![]() | |||
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"Become an upstanding citizen" Become public and not so mysterious ![]() | |||
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"Become an upstanding citizen Become public and not so mysterious ![]() Oil his rust ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Become an upstanding citizen Become public and not so mysterious ![]() ![]() ![]() Pull that skirt down shes showing her bum! Don't want you catching cold now.... ![]() | |||
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"Make her close her eyes and guess what I'm putting in her hand. " Its firm yet wet and warm. Rub in some suntan lotion | |||
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"Make a slight adjustment to his tie" Raise the prices on my budget mile high air line ![]() | |||
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"Organise a naked bike ride around cleckheaton" Find out if he's really citizen smith. | |||
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"Train surf wearing a giant purple fedora Power to the people!" Sit listening to hey ya every day for a week till I could stand it no longer | |||
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"Use my stethoscope on her" Franticly search for where he's hidden the doughnuts. | |||
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"Use my stethoscope on her Franticly search for where he's hidden the doughnuts. " Rub suncream ALL over ![]() | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too!" Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too! Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan" I'd buy a tie. | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too! Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan I'd buy a tie. " turn over to get an even tan. | |||
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"Get a tattoo - you know you want too! Pen a pm to Julie saying I vote Ryan I'd buy a tie. turn over to get an even tan." Get that ken in lifesize and see if he still fits down my bra ![]() | |||
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"Drive to the Manchester and give someone a good seeing to" see just how teasing and tempting she could be ![]() | |||
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"Drive to the Manchester and give someone a good seeing tosee just how teasing and tempting she could be ![]() Have a bare bum avatar | |||
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"Drive to the Manchester and give someone a good seeing tosee just how teasing and tempting she could be ![]() hands all over that suited body mmmmm with a jar of peanutbutter to hand ![]() | |||
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"Peel the sticker off.....slowly!!!!" take new pic without phone in it ( pet hate sorry) | |||
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"Send her the cleaning bill to remove peanut butter handprints ![]() be worth every penny ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Train boxer dogs to meditate, that way they won't leave a crime scene" take him a new profile picture ![]() | |||
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