FabSwingers.com forum: 1st thing to your left is going straight up your arse.

By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

How Much trouble you in?

I'm fucked,it's a 7ft high fibre optic xmas tree

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By *mberValleyManMan
30 weeks ago

Derby/Notts

Sky Remote!!🤦🏻‍♂️

Think Fab has seen enough of those up folks arses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"Sky Remote!!🤦🏻‍♂️

Think Fab has seen enough of those up folks arses!"

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A footlong of Salami.

Result.

Pleasurable and tasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"A footlong of Salami.

Result.

Pleasurable and tasty. "
good luck

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By *WANDTGCouple
30 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Wow , I got a steel column to my left !!

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By *enk15Man
30 weeks ago

Evesham

A calculator... pass the lube, I got this.

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By *uliette500Woman
30 weeks ago

Hull

Not sure how I'm fitting an examination table up my arse. Might make my eyes water a bit

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By *onnie 90Woman
30 weeks ago

Leeds

A bookshelf.

I may be gone some time...

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
30 weeks ago

Swansea

A razor 🤯😵‍💫😵

Mrs

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
30 weeks ago

Voldsøy

A tiny herb grinder... I ain't getting that back! 🫣😅

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

Quite a few medical emergencies upcoming me thinks

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan
30 weeks ago

Staines

A Tesco delivery van.

Well this is going to be interesting…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

A sun lounger

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By *tu.xMan
30 weeks ago

around

Ruck sack 😬

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

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By *ltrMan
30 weeks ago

sheffield

Kenwood microwave, gonna have to do this I'm stages

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

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You know you want the sofa bed really.

Because you want to feel the conversion.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"A calculator... pass the lube, I got this."

If you are smart you could quickly calculate radius. See if you guessed correctly…

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By *acd03Man
30 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"How Much trouble you in?

I'm fucked,it's a 7ft high fibre optic xmas tree

Mines a set of 4ft forklift-truck forks and their attached headstock.

Ouch

Best fetch the lube methinks

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"How Much trouble you in?

I'm fucked,it's a 7ft high fibre optic xmas tree

Let’s be honest. When did you last get a fairy up your arse?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

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You know you want the sofa bed really.

Because you want to feel the conversion. "

I want my mummy!!!

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By *vaRoseWoman
30 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A chihuahua

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By *r not quite virginMan
30 weeks ago

rochdale

A katana...I think I may be dead

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield

I’m in bed laying on my right side so it’s either the duvet or the ceiling lightbulb and light shade! Not the big light surely!!!

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By *ildGroverMan
30 weeks ago

rathfarnham

It's a thick sharpie marker... doable I'd say

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By *histle79Man
30 weeks ago

Guildford

A telescope… which planet is that I can see?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"A telescope… which planet is that I can see?"

Sat on?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"A telescope… which planet is that I can see?

Sat on?"

Uranus

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"A telescope… which planet is that I can see?

Sat on?

Uranus "

Not any more - it's too sore!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

My dog

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
30 weeks ago

South Wales

Roll of wrapping paper. Lengthy! Paper cuts aplenty thouh

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Roll of wrapping paper. Lengthy! Paper cuts aplenty thouh"

Why can't I be sat next to you..

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

My gear stick. I’ll give it a go but I think the other people in the traffic jam might wonder what’s going on.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
30 weeks ago

Always on the move

Coffee cup....big trouble if it shatters!

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By *oxdawgMan
30 weeks ago

Linthorpe

A rather girthy deoderant bottle... I can do that

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By *eyeYCouple
30 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

One of the kids super soakers, I'll pass 😜😳

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It'a a multicoloured feather duster! That's going to tickle!

🤪

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"My gear stick. I’ll give it a go but I think the other people in the traffic jam might wonder what’s going on.

🎶DRIVE IT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS🎶😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

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Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

An amazon echo speaker. Im guessing someone will come along saying “done that”….as size wise looks achievable to a degree for some.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
30 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A massive high backed old fashioned antique chair.

I might be able to take the fist inch or 2 of the legs, but would then be in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

23inch monitor...

That's gonna need lube.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A telescope… which planet is that I can see?"

Marse

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
30 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"A telescope… which planet is that I can see?

Marse"

Very very good. Nice not seeing the typical Uranus joke

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

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Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝"

Glow put the sofa bed up me!

And then put the sofa bed down.

In me.

😭😭😭

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝"

Umm s’cuse moi.. do I LOOK like I have things up my ass? Do I?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
30 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

One of the cats... 😳

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

Glow put the sofa bed up me!

And then put the sofa bed down.

In me.

😭😭😭"

Well, I'm sure she needed a lie-down after that.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

Glow put the sofa bed up me!

And then put the sofa bed down.

In me.

😭😭😭

Well, I'm sure she needed a lie-down after that. "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

Umm s’cuse moi.. do I LOOK like I have things up my ass? Do I? "

Darling! I couldn't possibly comment!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

Umm s’cuse moi.. do I LOOK like I have things up my ass? Do I? "

🤔🤔

Yes 💁‍♂️

💋😘

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

Umm s’cuse moi.. do I LOOK like I have things up my ass? Do I?

🤔🤔

Yes 💁‍♂️

💋😘"

Nicky, on the other hand, has trouble not commenting...

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By *ugarbearCouple
30 weeks ago

Tredegar

my phone but i am not going to try putting that up my bum

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm "buggered" either way - it's either the heavy duty sofa I'm sitting on, or the almost heavy-duty sofa bed next to it.

I might need Davina, Glow, or MB to help me get it up there - I think they have bum-filling experience

...

Excuse me! What kind of a gurl do you think I am!? Speak to Glow! 😝

Umm s’cuse moi.. do I LOOK like I have things up my ass? Do I?

🤔🤔

Yes 💁‍♂️

💋😘

Nicky, on the other hand, has trouble not commenting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"my phone but i am not going to try putting that up my bum

"
leave the camera on, probably make top of the hot pics

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By *mberValleyManMan
30 weeks ago

Derby/Notts

"A calculator... pass the lube, I got this."

Hope it’s not a scientific one?!

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By *mberValleyManMan
30 weeks ago

Derby/Notts

"A razor 🤯😵‍💫😵

Mrs"

Didn’t Sticky Vicky put those up her bum?🤔

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By *acd03Man
30 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"My gear stick. I’ll give it a go but I think the other people in the traffic jam might wonder what’s going on.

🎶DRIVE IT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS🎶😂"

Devotee101, CLASSIC

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By *issmorganWoman
30 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

One of our cats

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By *nkymikeyMan
30 weeks ago

Andover

Ps5 controller.

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
30 weeks ago

Londontown

A tennis racket! Shite

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
30 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

coconut oil

...I think half of you may need to borrow it for your items before I use it!

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By *008sloverMan
30 weeks ago

Near you

Bottle of 500ml lol

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By *k_123Man
30 weeks ago

the north

A Christmas Tree with the Virgin Mary cuming up the rear 😀😀

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By *he Silver FuxMan
30 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Oh lord, it’s a cactus 🌵

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
30 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"One of the cats... 😳"

Oh the claws! And just you wait until they get the zoomies! 😬

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By *uperS77Man
30 weeks ago

Gloucester

A book case

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By *ionEastGMan
30 weeks ago

London

A vape

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By *ristolgent84Man
30 weeks ago

Bristol

A roll of kitchen roll

lol

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"My gear stick. I’ll give it a go but I think the other people in the traffic jam might wonder what’s going on.

🎶DRIVE IT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS🎶😂

Devotee101, CLASSIC

How did I not see this earlier?

That's sublime OP 👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼👏🏽

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By *eorgesdad69Man
30 weeks ago

Long Eaton

Oh well a fat biro is better than nothing but it’s a bit small ☹️💋

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By *DDawnTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Lego Saturn V rocket. It'll kill me. It's four foot tall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"My gear stick. I’ll give it a go but I think the other people in the traffic jam might wonder what’s going on.

🎶DRIVE IT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS🎶😂

Devotee101, CLASSIC

How did I not see this earlier?

That's sublime OP 👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼👏🏽"
I was rather proud of it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Well I'm sat parked up in car so it's the car seat

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By *NormalMan01Man
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

A GoPro MAX… 😳😳😳

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A snake

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By *orkshireloversCouple
30 weeks ago

manchester

12 pack of toilet rolls x

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman
30 weeks ago

Holywell

A staircase. 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A cushion!

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A wall. 😬

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By *afkaMan
30 weeks ago

Nottingham

A bottle of Baileys Original Irish cream.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
30 weeks ago

Trowbridge

A 500ml zero bottle

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By *ickylouCouple
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

An 8 burner ranger with 4 ovens.

Think I will need to lube it up quite liberally and bite on a stick.

Mind you. If I turn on all the ovens and insert it I will have a hot ass for once

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By *alm_one4Man
30 weeks ago

RM16

My winter coat 😲😲😲😲

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By *ags73Man
30 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

It’s actually a wall

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

a cocker spaniel

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By *ife NinjaMan
30 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A cushion

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By *irth.controlMan
30 weeks ago

London

Bottle of wine

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
30 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Christ on a bike! The bath

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By *ornycougaWoman
30 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

A packet of crisps

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By *esthetic21Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A big inflatable Christmas tree

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By *exxyyDy11Man
30 weeks ago

North West

Oh fucking hell. It is my dog. Fuck sake

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Oh fucking hell. It is my dog. Fuck sake "

Poo-meranian?

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Glass of water....

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By *parkle1974Woman
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Amazon firestick remote

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By *interflingMan
30 weeks ago

london

Shit, I think the phone looks a bit chunky

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By *ayTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Pack of 4 chocolate eclairs...whoops make that 3

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Tower bridge. Bummer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"Amazon firestick remote

"
that's you getting kicked up the arse to tune in to the Usyk v Fury fight

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
30 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Oh fucking hell. It is my dog. Fuck sake "

Is it a shit-zu ?? 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
30 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Oh fucking hell. It is my dog. Fuck sake

Poo-meranian?"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *he AmbassadorMan
30 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A 7ft radiator, and the heating is on, 😂🤣😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
30 weeks ago

North West

"Oh fucking hell. It is my dog. Fuck sake

Is it a shit-zu ?? 🤣🤣🤣"

😂😂😂

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By *orthern StarsCouple
30 weeks ago

Durham

My husband

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

"My husband

"
totally acceptable

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By *orthern StarsCouple
30 weeks ago

Durham

"My husband

totally acceptable"

Absolutely...but not tonight

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
30 weeks ago

Ilford

Shoe horn. If I start with the narrow end I might be fine.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
30 weeks ago

La La Land

1 litre water bottle

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By *imherjgCouple
30 weeks ago

andover

A candle

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

The dog?

I don't think that's legally or morally an option 💜

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

He’s 6’2, does all of him have to fit up my bum? 😬

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

A book, I'll finish reading it first tho.

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By *atch0101Man
30 weeks ago

Here

Roland Juno G and Ultranova Synthesizers on a stand....ow.

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By *orphia2003Woman
30 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

A bic pen. That isn't coming back out.

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By *atch0101Man
30 weeks ago

Here

"He’s 6’2, does all of him have to fit up my bum? 😬"

If it was just 2" of his finger he's a lucky Sod.

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By *5NyorksMan
30 weeks ago

.......

Jesus.... the TV remote will never be the same again

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Small radio

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By *irty-pairCouple
30 weeks ago

Essex

A glass of Pinot Grigio. That would be a waste!

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

It's opened

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By *ave1976XXXMan
30 weeks ago

newmarket

Tv remote. Not tried it before

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By *orny PTMan
30 weeks ago

Peterborough

Landline phone

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By *5NyorksMan
30 weeks ago

.......

"A glass of Pinot Grigio. That would be a waste!"

Oh no no no... try your other left. Can't waste that. Lol

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Good idea

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By *mbarrassed_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

Congleton

The wife!

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

OK.... Just got very interesting

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By *abluesbabyMan
30 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

A Fender Deluxe Reverb guitar amp. Nope. That ain't happening! All the lube in the world will do absolutely nothing haha

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By *ilk_and_SilverCouple
30 weeks ago

Oxford

A 2ft tall Nutcracker Soldier!!

No, No, No that is not happening!!

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

A pillow ....really

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
30 weeks ago

Southport

I fucking doubt it. A twin panel central heating radiator

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Not going to be a good night

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
30 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Half a bag of Dreamies

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By *oxy-RedWoman
30 weeks ago

pink panther territory

My cat

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By *laytime_13Woman
30 weeks ago

Lincs

A glass bottle of Nerumae sleep spray…. I think not

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By *cflirtyMan
30 weeks ago

Hampshire

Oh dear.... but I love my Toblerone !!!! And it's not the smaller variety either

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By *oney HoneyWoman
30 weeks ago

York

Please, not the dog!!

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By *ags73Man
30 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Please, not the dog!!"

Same 😬

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By *mf123Man
30 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

The christmas tree it is problem is the needles tho when i pull it out

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

His sleeping face 🤭

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By *layful FoxMan
30 weeks ago

Falmouth/Penryn

Laptop... Well this should be interesting..

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

"His sleeping face 🤭"

😂🤣😂

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

A light up gonk

I'll look like a firefly 💡🪰

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A puffee, or as others call it, a foot stool

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By *urious130Man
30 weeks ago

Bolton

This could be bake off....a family size stollen and a tin of custard

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Remote control

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

Body Shop Lemon Hand-Sanitiser it is then

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman
30 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Glasses case

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By *ayTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Cheese and onion crisp sandwich??

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

I've got two heavy-duty and spikey back-scratchers right next to the hand-sanitiser.

I had a lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

My friends wheelchair

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"My friends wheelchair

Is your friend still in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I am not putting my dog up there

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A baby wipe lol

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I am not putting my dog up there "

....again....

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
30 weeks ago

Merseyside

House phone

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By *aryportmanMan
30 weeks ago

Whitehaven

Cat scratcher, it’s so girthy 😳

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By *asper78Man
30 weeks ago

liverpool

A blue inhaler (ventolin)

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

My Christmas Tree 🎄

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Today it's a statue of sitting Buddha.

Seems more realistic than a wall, I feel like I may go to hell for it. Or be reincarnated as a heretic during the Spanish inquisition.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Today it's a statue of sitting Buddha.

Seems more realistic than a wall, I feel like I may go to hell for it. Or be reincarnated as a heretic during the Spanish inquisition."

If Buddha gets stuck, just torque 'im 'arder 🙃.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Today it's a statue of sitting Buddha.

Seems more realistic than a wall, I feel like I may go to hell for it. Or be reincarnated as a heretic during the Spanish inquisition.

If Buddha gets stuck, just torque 'im 'arder 🙃."

😖

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"He’s 6’2, does all of him have to fit up my bum? 😬

If it was just 2" of his finger he's a lucky Sod.

2 and a half inches and he becomes deeply unlucky 💩

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By *exyScientistsCouple
30 weeks ago

Castlebar

A pint glass 😱

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By *reggSausageMan
30 weeks ago

derby

"Sky Remote!!🤦🏻‍♂️

Think Fab has seen enough of those up folks arses!"

Mines a virgin remote, other tv services are available

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By *a1970Man
30 weeks ago

East cork

Glasses case....

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By *layful FoxMan
1 week ago

Falmouth/Penryn

Xmas wrapping paper....

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

As long as I can take my watch off I'm sure my hand would fit snuggly

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By *hat.coupleCouple
1 week ago

Kent

Sunglasses! Ouch!

Mrs x

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester

Coke can. (Prob the 1000th time I have shoved a can up my hole over the years

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton

The dog 👀

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
1 week ago

Basingstoke

I'm sitting here with my left arm on the window sill, so... The window pane? 😵‍💫

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford

The door

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
1 week ago

honeysuckle lane

A can of Coca-Cola

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By *rgoodnbadMan
1 week ago

greenock

Spaghetti

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By *irtymind55Man
1 week ago

poole

A cricket bat lol

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
1 week ago

West Suffolk

Over the head headphones

Mrs

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By *hortieWoman
1 week ago

Northampton

My phone.

It's on vibrate, so can everyone ring me in about 5 minutes please....!!!

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