FabSwingers.com forum: There is a saying

By *aitonel OP Man
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

We all know these famous quotes and sayings. Some of them inspirational, some of them badass and some just senseless.

So I want to see your quotes but change something simple enough for it to mis quoted.

"Never bite the hand that fingers you"

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

The jizz isn't worth the squeeze

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

Birds of a feather fuck together.

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Never look a gift fuck in the mouth.

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

What comes around goes around your face/boobies

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Orgasms speak louder than words

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
3 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

taking notes here...

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Half a dozen of one and seven of another

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By *ixie888Woman
3 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

Your eyes are bigger than your cock

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 weeks ago

The West

A boob in the hand is worth two in the bra

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By *lynJMan
3 weeks ago

Morden

A bird in the hand is worth 2 with a bush. 🐦‍⬛🐦🦢

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By *dmundwilsonMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

Give me an inch and I’ll take you from behind.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards; for you are crunchy, and go well with ketchup.

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Eyes deeper than your throat.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Newport

Too many cocks spoil the brothel

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Red undies at night, swingers delight

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By *acd03Man
3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

taking notes here...

Chuckles quietly to himself

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman
3 weeks ago

Holywell

"We all know these famous quotes and sayings. Some of them inspirational, some of them badass and some just senseless.

So I want to see your quotes but change something simple enough for it to mis quoted.

"Never bite the hand that fingers you" "

"Live, laugh, love"

"Home is where the heart is"

"Home, where you treat your family as friends and your friends like family"

If only us women ever spoke the truth!

"Scream, command, cry"

"Home is where the resentment is"

"Home, where you treat your family like the annoying people that they are and your friends like two-faced morons"

😂😂😂

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands

Never fuck a gift horse in the mouth

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By *dmundwilsonMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it wank

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

A horse! A horse! My condom fits a horse!

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not go soft

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

A fanny for your thoughts 🤔

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A good for for Fab.

No point looking if you don't get caught.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Fortune favours the bald

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

All work and no play makes Jack a horny boy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Cum is thicker than water

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By *oubleSwingCouple
3 weeks ago

Anglesey

Sometimes the right cock is not the easiest one.

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

That which does not kill us makes us hornier

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

The penis is mightier than the sword

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