FabSwingers.com forum: Are you in or out?

By *enk15 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

Free cinema tickets for life for you and anyone you bring with you!

But every time you watch a movie, the trailers are replaced with an unflattering documentary about your life for everyone in the theatre to see.

Are you in or out?

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By *annyDanielleMan
9 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Out, i have Netflix.

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By *.hrisMan
9 weeks ago

Bath

I'm out

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

No-brainer.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
9 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Out, 80"TV and Dodgy stream stick.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
9 weeks ago

West Dublin

I would be in. My life is like a book/film anyway. Couldnt make some of it up. Have a book in progress.

Document away!

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By *enk15 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

"Out, 80"TV and Dodgy stream stick. "

It always comes back to inches in this place.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Does everyone in the theatre know I’m there?

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By *enk15 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

"No-brainer.

Knew you would be in

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
9 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m in.

I’ll go alone, and nobody there’s gonna know who I am.

Result.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
9 weeks ago

huddersfield

Am in

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By *tu.xMan
9 weeks ago

around

You can keep them tickets

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By *enk15 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

"Does everyone in the theatre know I’m there? "

Yep. Your presence in the theatre is announced just before the documentary.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Out ...I don't like the cinema THAT much lol

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By *enk15 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

"I’m in.

I’ll go alone, and nobody there’s gonna know who I am.

Result. "

Smarts. Especially if you go to a cinema out of your hometown.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
9 weeks ago

North Angus

Out my brain recounts that crap when I’m trying to sleep anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Free cinema tickets for life for you and anyone you bring with you!

But every time you watch a movie, the trailers are replaced with an unflattering documentary about your life for everyone in the theatre to see.

Are you in or out?"

Out

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By *parkle1974Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

They'd fall asleep watching it 😴

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By *NormalMan01Man
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Out. I don’t even need to relive those moments, let alone anyone else

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Nowhere

Out , I already have those thoughts anyway

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By *aitonelMan
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Out! Out! Out!

Fuck that shit, I never go to the cinema because people.

Their cringy fucking reactions to movies. The laughs, the yells, the cheers, the gasps, the screams urgh

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I already get free Vue tickets once a month as part of my Sky subscription, and I don't even use all of them. So no thanks.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"No-brainer.

Knew you would be in

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Does everyone in the theatre know I’m there?

Yep. Your presence in the theatre is announced just before the documentary."

Oh fun! I’m out

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By *partharmonyCouple
9 weeks ago

Ruislip

I'm out because there are very few films these days that I actually want to see. Plus I know how unflattering my life-story is.

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By *eroLondonMan
9 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm in.

An unflattering documentary about my life will last all of 5 minutes and then everyone will be eager to watch The Sound Of Music for the umpteenth time. 🩶

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

I'm in, I don't mind people laughing & ridiculing me in return for free cinema. I hope that includes free popcorn and Chocolate/pic n mix

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By *enk15 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

"I'm in, I don't mind people laughing & ridiculing me in return for free cinema. I hope that includes free popcorn and Chocolate/pic n mix"

Sure, £20 credit at the snack bar is yours

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

My life. Reduced to a cheap trailer.

In.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"My life. Reduced to a cheap trailer.

In. "

And you now get enough cash for nachos with jalapeños.

Plus two hot dogs

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By *ell GwynnWoman
9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

In.

It’d only take one screening to clear the room. After sitting through a dull documentary about a middle-aged antisocial jigsaw enthusiast, no one would stick around for future showings. Free cinema tickets and guaranteed privacy

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"In.

My kinda sneaky 😉👊.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Gawd out

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