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"Do tell "Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private  | |||
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Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private "Oh cricky… the Mrs is very attractive, would the mr like to watch…? | |||
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Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private
Oh cricky… the Mrs is very attractive, would the mr like to watch…? "He does enjoy watching, but I'd also want him to join in at some point | |||
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Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private
Oh cricky… the Mrs is very attractive, would the mr like to watch…?
He does enjoy watching, but I'd also want him to join in at some point "A good MFM threesome | |||
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"Take him clubbing (nightclub)" Ask her to come and deliver our xmas presents in her xmas outfit | |||
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"Take him clubbing (nightclub)" the eyes had me straight off 😉 | |||
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"Throw him a Hi 5 Didn't know I'd had a sex change "Haha friendly fire incident, go to my room for a personal apology | |||
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"Throw him a Hi 5 Didn't know I'd had a sex change
Haha friendly fire incident, go to my room for a personal apology "On my way  | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️" o god no!! Sounds like to much huffin and puffin!😂 | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️o god no!! Sounds like to much huffin and puffin!😂" Go on a bike ride | |||
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"Long Island Ice Tea. 🧋" Share cocktails with | |||
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"Discuss brands of boxers." Ask if he’d like to share the Mrs… | |||
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"Discuss brands of boxers. Ask if he’d like to share the Mrs… " Join him with the other guys mrs | |||
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"Buy him a gift set of his favourite cologne." Accept the gift with a warm hug and pat on the back saying “no one has ever bought me anything so nice before, thank you!!” | |||
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"Have a sparring session Use him as a wingman to pull some hotties "Pull his plonker to see if it twangs | |||
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"Submit fully " Just enjoy over and over | |||
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"Have a pint with him" I know a cracking owl sanctuary.... could go there | |||
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"Buy them a Búll." Ask him ⬆️ to get me a return to Sussex please | |||
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"Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say... "Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt" Definitely down for that Just to see their face." | |||
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"Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say... "Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt" Definitely down for that Just to see their face." Join the library shenanigans because that’s right up my street | |||
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"Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say... "Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt" Definitely down for that Just to see their face. Join the library shenanigans because that’s right up my street "Go for a drink in a cosy pub, cwtchs in front of the fire, kissing and then... | |||
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"Be crime fighting vigilantes " Create Justice league with Wonder Woman. | |||
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"See how dirty Kitten really is "Decorate like a Christmas tree | |||
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"Put presents under Christmas tree." Sneak off for mince pies | |||
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"Drink and a snog x" Wine and dine them | |||
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"Listened to him play bass last time so guess we are off to the gym" Ear his Terry's mint chocolate | |||
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"Listened to him play bass last time so guess we are off to the gym Ear his Terry's mint chocolate "Jingle her bells | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️ Xmas pint?" I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️ Xmas pint? I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. " As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly. | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️ Xmas pint? I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly." Have him decorate my xmas tree | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️ Xmas pint? I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly. Have him decorate my xmas tree "Bring my baubels and stepladder (he's not my real ladder) | |||
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"Chest day 🏋♂️ Xmas pint? I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly. Have him decorate my xmas tree
Bring my baubels and stepladder (he's not my real ladder)"Listen to more of those jokes, tbh. | |||
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Bring my baubels and stepladder (he's not my real ladder)
Listen to more of those jokes, tbh. "Wake him up from a hypn0tism, in the middle of Primark on a Saturday afternoon whip off that Santa hat and run away | |||
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"Nuzzle his left nipple with my nose 👃 " Chuck a bottle of hard liquor and chat complete and absolute shite 🤣 | |||
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"Help with her baubles "Sit down with him, set the scene. No distractions. Get some lovely Vangelis on, perhaps a nice sophisticated drink, some finger nibbles. Maybe a gentle shoulder rub from a professional sports masseuse as I ask him why in his 4 June 24 pic that he isn't holding his penis. Whereas in the others he is supporting its mass. My mind just wonders at shit like this. | |||
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" My mind just wonders at shit like this." Engage in a quest to defeat the Warlock of Firetop Mountain | |||
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" My mind just wonders at shit like this. Engage in a quest to defeat the Warlock of Firetop Mountain "Hahaha I had that fucking book at school with the flick page dice 😂 That has taken me back somewhat. It was the closest I ever got to D&D. So I would share the book experience with you ⬆️ for old times sake | |||
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" My mind just wonders at shit like this. Engage in a quest to defeat the Warlock of Firetop Mountain
Hahaha I had that fucking book at school with the flick page dice 😂
That has taken me back somewhat. It was the closest I ever got to D&D.
So I would share the book experience with you ⬆️ for old times sake"I wasn't talking about doing the book, I was suggesting we crack on and try to take him out | |||
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"I'd have to give them a squeeze 🤣🤣" Do a David Bowie on his balls. (Reference Labyrinth) | |||
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"Give him the sun cream" Check he’s suitably hydrated 👀 | |||
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"Give him the sun cream Check he’s suitably hydrated 👀 " Go to a municipal pool and take it in turns to break all the rules of the pool. I'll start with running, you start bombing, see if we get to petting. | |||
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"Give him the sun cream Check he’s suitably hydrated 👀 Go to a municipal pool and take it in turns to break all the rules of the pool. I'll start with running, you start bombing, see if we get to petting." I will tickle his bumhole with a fried sausage (dipped in ketchup firstly) 😜 | |||
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"Tie him up and wax him. xxx" Assist with the waxing | |||
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"Tie him up and wax him. xxx Assist with the waxing "Give her a solid helping hand or two with her workout  | |||
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"Tie him up and wax him. xxx Assist with the waxing
Give her a solid helping hand or two with her workout "Deep throat him | |||
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"Good hard face fuck " Replace my baubles with his ball balls | |||
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"Good hard face fuck Replace my baubles with his ball balls "Twang them baubles | |||
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"Have a rummage in his sporran." It’s empty, a safe place to easily locate your underwear the following morning. | |||
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"try his kilt on "Attend a smart casual meeting where you have to wear jeans and a shirt with a brown belt… I’d feel really out of place. | |||
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"See if I can summons a genie too " Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do. I'm not eating broad beans though. | |||
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"See if I can summons a genie too Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do. I'm not eating broad beans though." Dunk his head under the water and sit on it | |||
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"See if I can summons a genie too Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do. I'm not eating broad beans though. Dunk his head under the water and sit on it " Have ms blues dunk my head underwater and sit on it | |||
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"See if I can summons a genie too Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do. I'm not eating broad beans though. Dunk his head under the water and sit on it Have ms blues dunk my head underwater and sit on it "Scuba diving. The conventional sense… | |||
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Scuba diving. The conventional sense… "Remove the santa hat make sure he's clean under it | |||
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" Remove the santa hat make sure he's clean under it "Engage in conversation and see how many quotes I can work in from When the Boat Comes In, Auf Weidersehn Pet and Spender before she tells me to sling my hook | |||
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"A crafty craft bêêr. 🍺" Now what wouldn't I do with you... hmmmm I'd never leave you alone | |||
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" Remove the santa hat make sure he's clean under it
Engage in conversation and see how many quotes I can work in from When the Boat Comes In, Auf Weidersehn Pet and Spender before she tells me to sling my hook "Quite a lot as I've never watched them haha  | |||
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"I'm too shy to say" Oh do tell, you can't keep me in suspenders.... well | |||
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"Come over your tits" go for a pint | |||
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"I'd need afterwards... We could all go together " a full session | |||
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"Scared of paying for the drink" I'll pay for the drinks | |||
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"Scared of paying for the drink I'll pay for the drinks" I'll join in | |||
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"Join them in a round🍻" Play twister | |||
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"Join them in a round🍻" Can we play strip poker.... | |||
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"Join them in a round🍻 Can we play strip poker...." definitely | |||
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"I'm so d*unk I'm confused.... Spin the bottle any one" Get some water in you man! And a slice of bread. | |||
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"I'm so d*unk I'm confused.... Spin the bottle any one Get some water in you man! And a slice of bread. " I have a king list of things I’d like to do with the lovely lady above | |||
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"Eat his pineapple! My favourite fruit! " I possibly couldn't offer a clean thought | |||
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"Buy a pint " Fondle his bum | |||
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"Buy a pint " pints of Guinness us Irish have no restrictions this Christmas | |||
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"Buy a pint Fondle his bum" Watch her play with her toys | |||
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"Buy a pint Fondle his bum" Ooooo what would'nt I do . | |||
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"Alls good here back to your drinks" Great pineapple!! | |||
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"Apparently it's taste good Just not on pizza" Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Apparently it's taste good Just not on pizza Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣" pints | |||
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"Apparently it's taste good Just not on pizza Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints " I'm tee total | |||
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"Apparently it's taste good Just not on pizza Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints " Kiss that big belly | |||
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"Apparently it's taste good Just not on pizza Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints Kiss that big belly" Beer pong & cheeky game of twister 😉 | |||
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"Apparently it's taste good Just not on pizza Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints Kiss that big belly" Rules me out then 🤣🤣 | |||
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