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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Profiles,

I mean I try my best folks but some shite is just not readable,, how long does one need to tell the Fab world how they like their Sausages.

Ulysses was an easier read to some profiles on here and that's saying something.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

I'm a simple man...I just look at the boobs and bum, maybe skim read a profile...

I'm not reading pages of do's and don'ts and your life story 😂

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental

For me, it depends on whether it’s full of ranty and moany guff, or if there’s some substance worth reading.

But fussed about the length. I’ve yet to find one that took more than 2-3 minutes to read.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"For me, it depends on whether it’s full of ranty and moany guff, or if there’s some substance worth reading.

But fussed about the length. I’ve yet to find one that took more than 2-3 minutes to read. "

2 or 3 minutes of reading, not this not that that, must have this must have that, I'd rather pull my own teeth

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. "

those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol "

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces) "

nope, I was challenged to read it years ago, a challenge I failed and for once was perfectly ok with it.lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces) "

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse. "

our granddad forced it onto us, as a must read,, jesus on a stick it was Torture

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse. "

Oh I hope you do read North and South! I found it fascinating.

And I loved A Suitable Boy! What a really fascinating story. I think that has similar themes to North and South. At the heart of it is a love story but surrounded by all the context of what's going on at the time.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse. our granddad forced it onto us, as a must read,, jesus on a stick it was Torture "

I read it decades ago. I wanted to read all those huge, stately books that smart talked about in reverential tones… the upside though, on that little journey I also read Gravity’s Rainbow, which is a work of insane genius and I developed a huge crush on Thomas Pynchon - greatest living novelist 😁 I am 🙏🤞for one last novel before he sadly moves on to the next life 💀

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm a weirdo....I love reading

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse.

Oh I hope you do read North and South! I found it fascinating.

And I loved A Suitable Boy! What a really fascinating story. I think that has similar themes to North and South. At the heart of it is a love story but surrounded by all the context of what's going on at the time. "

Have you read An Equal Music? Significantly shorter, but such a beautiful romance 😍 Seth is a kind of quiet master storyteller, such depth and empathy in his writing. I’ve heard rumours of a huge advance on A Suitable Girl. Don’t know if it’s true.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent


"I'm a weirdo....I love reading "

Weird people are always welcome in my library ☺️

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

What else am I going to read on here? the copious messages I get?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse.

Oh I hope you do read North and South! I found it fascinating.

And I loved A Suitable Boy! What a really fascinating story. I think that has similar themes to North and South. At the heart of it is a love story but surrounded by all the context of what's going on at the time.

Have you read An Equal Music? Significantly shorter, but such a beautiful romance 😍 Seth is a kind of quiet master storyteller, such depth and empathy in his writing. I’ve heard rumours of a huge advance on A Suitable Girl. Don’t know if it’s true. "

I have read An Equal Music and some of his Seth's collections of poetry. After A Suitable Boy I sort of fangirled over him a little bit.

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By *lexm87Man
3 weeks ago

Various


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces) "

Similarly, there's a Radio 4 adaptation of Ulysses that's pretty good.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

I prefer long profiles. If it isn't a magnum opus then I'm not interested. 📚

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By *ere for you11Man
3 weeks ago

consett

your right there

long winded donts and dos ect

were here for sexy fun

not to lose the will by the time your at the end of a profile

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"your right there

long winded donts and dos ect

were here for sexy fun

not to lose the will by the time your at the end of a profile"

If a profile is too long for someone then I see it as a good filter.

If you can't be arsed to read what someone has written then you're not compatible. It's a 'you' problem, not a 'them' problem.

It also explains why people send messages to those that if they'd spent a couple of minutes reading, would have realised it was never going to get a response.

And why some people don't get any messages in the first place. If people know nothing about you they'll move on to a profile that gives a good insight. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

War and Peace, North and South - I haven’t read

Ulysses I have and quite enjoyed but not sure I’d have concentration to read it again.

Is it old age OP?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces) "

I adore North and South, except for the very climax of the love story. In the final chapter, Margaret is looking through her papers and he says "Margaret. Margaret" and all I can hear is the Little Britain shop sketch: https://youtu.be/PFQ_ZrRqBlQ?si=8KCMIQGAHDsCKF4V

It's one of the very rare times I prefer the tv adaptation to the book, mainly because I'm not hearing it in Matt Lucas' voice!

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Yeah well that's just like your opinion man.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I adore North and South, except for the very climax of the love story. In the final chapter, Margaret is looking through her papers and he says "Margaret. Margaret" and all I can hear is the Little Britain shop sketch: https://youtu.be/PFQ_ZrRqBlQ?si=8KCMIQGAHDsCKF4V

It's one of the very rare times I prefer the tv adaptation to the book, mainly because I'm not hearing it in Matt Lucas' voice!"

I cannot repeat this enough... Richard Armitage.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
3 weeks ago

North East / London


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I adore North and South, except for the very climax of the love story. In the final chapter, Margaret is looking through her papers and he says "Margaret. Margaret" and all I can hear is the Little Britain shop sketch: https://youtu.be/PFQ_ZrRqBlQ?si=8KCMIQGAHDsCKF4V

It's one of the very rare times I prefer the tv adaptation to the book, mainly because I'm not hearing it in Matt Lucas' voice!

I cannot repeat this enough... Richard Armitage."

Funny, when I saw North and South I thought of Lake’s American civil war epic. So I raise you Lesley Anne Down.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"your right there

long winded donts and dos ect

were here for sexy fun

not to lose the will by the time your at the end of a profile

If a profile is too long for someone then I see it as a good filter.

If you can't be arsed to read what someone has written then you're not compatible. It's a 'you' problem, not a 'them' problem.

It also explains why people send messages to those that if they'd spent a couple of minutes reading, would have realised it was never going to get a response.

And why some people don't get any messages in the first place. If people know nothing about you they'll move on to a profile that gives a good insight. 🤷‍♂️"

It's definitely a them problem.

I don't come here to read!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
3 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Rightly or wrongly, I tend to equate drawn out profiles with lots of does and don’ts to people who like the sound of their own voice.

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

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I don't mind reading a longer profile if it's well written. The reality is... they're often a far, far cry from the classics.

The repetition, the wishy washy nonsensical statements, the nonsense about Sydney University, the obvious lies, the rambling, the inability to keep interest through varied punctuation/sentence length; some could really do with a good edit.

I've never found a profile that's too long to read, all that being typed. Occasionally I read one and actually enjoy it. Very occasionally.

It's not a me or them problem - simple incompatibility isn't a problem.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"I am disappointed that this isn't a thread about these classic books.

My profile is longish but I'm not that concerned if people don't have the time/energy/inclination to read it. They won't be surprised then when their message gets deleted without being read. those are the 3 books that I gave up on reading,Ulysses 3 times now, lol

Oh you're missing out on North and South. It can be easier sometimes to access the story by watching the absolutely stunning BBC adaptation of North and South with Richard Armitage. Then read the book and really delve more into the context of the story (but honestly, when Richard Armitage says 'look back, look back at me' my heart breaks into a thousand different pieces)

I’ve never read North and South. I will now though. War and Peace deserves its status (I like the Russians), and it’s not a difficult book, just long, like Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy. But Ulysses… Hmm. I don’t know. I can appreciate the linguistic pyrotechnics, at points, but it’s deliberately challenging, as if Joyce didn’t really want people to read it. Finnegan’s Wake is even worse.

Oh I hope you do read North and South! I found it fascinating.

And I loved A Suitable Boy! What a really fascinating story. I think that has similar themes to North and South. At the heart of it is a love story but surrounded by all the context of what's going on at the time. "

I'll be honest - literature largely begins for me in the 1890s (with some exceptions) but I enjoyed North and South, definitely worth a read.

I recently bought a copy of A Suitable Boy from a charity shop but not sure when I'll get around to it.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I don't mind reading a longer profile if it's well written. The reality is... they're often a far, far cry from the classics.

The repetition, the wishy washy nonsensical statements, the nonsense about Sydney University, the obvious lies, the rambling, the inability to keep interest through varied punctuation/sentence length; some could really do with a good edit.

I've never found a profile that's too long to read, all that being typed. Occasionally I read one and actually enjoy it. Very occasionally.

It's not a me or them problem - simple incompatibility isn't a problem. "

I'm all for reading a well written gospel piece that has a bit of life and soul and banter to it, but a shopping list of does and don'ts and must have this must have that plus the Sydney uni crap it's getting a tad old

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By *oxy jWoman
3 weeks ago

somerset

why do men hate strong women who know what they want and dont want ??

see to me if you not prepared to read a profile that long even tho it take no time to read then your not going to be good with detail in bed lazy is lazy..

the real reason guys dont want to read do's and dont is because they dont like the thought of being rejected before they even start so they moan that there too many hoops to jump thru but truth is they would not be interested in you anyway as thats why the hoops are there to say no thanks ....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I read "The Lord of the Rings" when I was barely 11. I laugh in the face of "long" profiles.

Ha ha haaaaaa

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By *ornycougaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Only an absolute numbskull would have a long profile on here

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"why do men hate strong women who know what they want and dont want ??

see to me if you not prepared to read a profile that long even tho it take no time to read then your not going to be good with detail in bed lazy is lazy..

the real reason guys dont want to read do's and dont is because they dont like the thought of being rejected before they even start so they moan that there too many hoops to jump thru but truth is they would not be interested in you anyway as thats why the hoops are there to say no thanks ...."

whoo whoo hold the reins there Dr Phil, some of us have zero issues reading a good long profile when it's informative,witty and well written but those are not the ones mentioned here , And FYI this is fab, I'd say most men are well used to rejection here , they might not need to read war and peace to find it.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Only an absolute numbskull would have a long profile on here"
that's actually a medium profile, less than 3 thumb flicks is not long, believe it or not.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent


"Yeah well that's just like your opinion man."

And be careful. There’s a beverage here.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

I like long things - profiles, kisses, iced teas…

I dislike ranty things & copy and pasted things.

I’m not into short messages, profiles or dalliances.

If my profile is too long to read, then I’m guessing the attention span won’t be there. It’s a good filter.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Only an absolute numbskull would have a long profile on here"

I'm your huckleberry. 🦋

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