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"Oh, Nicky. I would play but I have no idea what you are asking of me 😅" Denk - Another forum asset! Very fun and good natured on here 😃😃 | |||
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"He gives his pocket money to local pensioners and wires their house to the electricity supply of the rich house owners in the street" Sam is a far better lover than James Bond (whom he taught spycraft to). He gives, and gives, and gives. That swimming pool is actually just one night's worth of his jizz. Sadly, his bolognese tastes like foot-scurf. | |||
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"He is a great forum staple He has brains too He teases me too much "I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual  ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count  .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx | |||
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"He is a great forum staple He has brains too He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx"Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase. He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading. However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes. Try him, you might like it. | |||
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"He is a great forum staple He has brains too He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it. " - just in case the mods are worried - I am a cunt and everyone has my permission to call me so .
Brilliant Scooby 💜❤️♥️.
Next poster - please do Scooby.
Scooby do even? | |||
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"He is a great forum staple He has brains too He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it.
- just in case the mods are worried - I am a cunt and everyone has my permission to call me so .
Brilliant Scooby 💜❤️♥️.
Next poster - please do Scooby.
Scooby do even?"You’re adorkable x | |||
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"He is a great forum staple He has brains too He teases me too much
I think I need to do the heavy-lifting on this thread (your double entry was a valiant bro' manoeuvre Sensual ).
BumBums is the only person I know who can make food sound delicious whilst shoving his arse in my face.
He's also extremely friendly - about 200 x 175 at the last count .
Unfortunately, smtms hiis txtong fumbs glow a bit winky 😘💙🤗 xxxx
Monsieur Klungespeare is the inventor of the origami styled bumpussy which attracts low key attention in numbers I was flabbergasted by during my trial of the test phase.
He is wordsmith extraordinaire, to the point where I sometimes don’t actually understand what he’s banging on about but I still like it and laugh and keep reading.
However, he’s a bit of a cunt. But everyone’s a bit of a cunt sometimes.
Try him, you might like it.
- just in case the mods are worried - I am a cunt and everyone has my permission to call me so .
Brilliant Scooby 💜❤️♥️.
Next poster - please do Scooby.
Scooby do even?
You’re adorkable x "They have all their own teeth and bloody love a push up bra | |||
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer."
I think it was dead from the outset Scooby - everyone's either too Xmas fatigued, too busy, or too pissed for the complex ones ♥️❤️💜🥰 xxxx
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer." I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷 
💋👄🫦 xxxx | |||
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer. I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx"Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV | |||
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer. I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV"
I'm glad you saw it 🥰♥️💜❤️😘💋 xxxx | |||
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer. I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV
I'm glad you saw it 🥰♥️💜❤️😘💋 xxxx"Your fromagerie drew me in, as ever! | |||
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"I’m a thread killer. A twisted thread killer. I can't not do Scooby ...as it were...
Scooby's wit and humour are like her breasts; all-encompassing and never disappointing.
She is a siren, a muse, a mermaid of hinted-at adventures, mysteries to be voyaged into. She'll even let you crash one out on her rocks - as long as you don't call them tits .
Sadly, however, she can also smell a bit fishy at times 🤷
💋👄🫦 xxxx
Oh Nicky that’s the loveliest thing you’ve never said to me! I’m sorry about the fishy smell, I’m never sure if its my tail or BV
I'm glad you saw it 🥰♥️💜❤️😘💋 xxxx
Your fromagerie drew me in, as ever! " | |||
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" "Nickyklunge you make me snort with laugher with the things you come out with, and you seem like a half decent bloke. Oh and I can't go without mentioning your discovery of the bumpussy, life has never been the same! Unfortunately, I'd avoid going anywhere near your trousers due to the copious amount of nobcheese you appear to have | |||
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Nickyklunge you make me snort with laugher with the things you come out with, and you seem like a half decent bloke. Oh and I can't go without mentioning your discovery of the bumpussy, life has never been the same!
Unfortunately, I'd avoid going anywhere near your trousers due to the copious amount of nobcheese you appear to have " 💜
I'm blushing at the flattery.
And I can't hide my cheese-truth either 💁♂️.
I hope the next poster gives you a "nice-nice-bit mean" as well Bella, but if not, I'll come back especially for you.....xxx | |||
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Nickyklunge you make me snort with laugher with the things you come out with, and you seem like a half decent bloke. Oh and I can't go without mentioning your discovery of the bumpussy, life has never been the same!
Unfortunately, I'd avoid going anywhere near your trousers due to the copious amount of nobcheese you appear to have "Miss Bella has the most seductive smile and kissable lips. Only an idiot could not be drawn in, willingly helpless. The ones on her face are all right too I suppose. And then she has even more talents, putting together threads with charm, humour, cheek, and intelligence. Quite something. Shame her admin is so shit - when's that bloody Matchmaker deadline woman  ? | |||
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"Someone please DO ME! Boing!" He's well doable. Do 'im 🥳🥳🥳. | |||
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