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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Da boys are splitting up, can you believe it?! And cliched to the end, they've released a statement to say they've enjoyed their journey.

Dr Jonathan Miller was unavailable for comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume it's because their record deal wasn't being renewed and they'd been superceded by another bunch of talentless drones designed to extort money from teenage girls?

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Doubt I could put a name to any one of them !!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I assume it's because their record deal wasn't being renewed and they'd been superceded by another bunch of talentless drones designed to extort money from teenage girls?"

THIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank god for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's jls

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)"

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo "

I was just thinking that...

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo

I was just thinking that... "

You get where I was coming from tho....I've been on a night shift and my brain isn't working as well as it should!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When someone said who is that, I thought you were referring to Jonathan Miller!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

My lass will be davastated, Im gonna need big shoulders lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they said on Daybreak there was sad news, I thought Lorraine was going to say someone had died. No offence, I liked some of their songs but bands split all the time. But for the fans yes I get it is sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no my hopes and dreams have been shattered, everything I have held onto for 5 years destroyed in a second....when i read one of them had married one of the Saturdays AND is having a baby. I wanna shag the Saturdays and now one of them is flippin married...wonder if they're swingers hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can take them or leave them to be honest,theyve had a couple of catchy tunes,My 9 yr daughter old has gone to school this morning in tears though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo "

WHAAATT no-one can compete with the quo - fact

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"thank god for that "

+1

Won't have to sit through anymore of their concerts now.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Can take them or leave them to be honest,theyve had a couple of catchy tunes,My 9 yr daughter old has gone to school this morning in tears though "

Snap, wallpaper, duvets, pillows, posters, albums, concerts, and more, do i just say they were shit anyway ? how best to approach this sensitive subject with her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume it's because their record deal wasn't being renewed and they'd been superceded by another bunch of talentless drones designed to extort money from teenage girls?"

Couldn't have put it better myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought their last tune was ok actually

plays in the gym now and then.

that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo

WHAAATT no-one can compete with the quo - fact "

remember the 'in search of the fourth cord tour'? I think that says it all lol

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

about time !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When One Direction go in that direction i'll be happy...dam teenage daughter playing them 24/7 !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When One Direction go in that direction i'll be happy...dam teenage daughter playing them 24/7 !! "

oh tell me about it, my youngest loves them

you try and let them be independent but I think we should draw the line when it comes to music lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When One Direction go in that direction i'll be happy...dam teenage daughter playing them 24/7 !!

oh tell me about it, my youngest loves them

you try and let them be independent but I think we should draw the line when it comes to music lol"

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

I cannot believe the insensitivity of the people on this site. At such an emotionally stressful time you are being so mean to them, I'm sure if the boys in JLS read this they'd be torn apart.

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NOT!! As if they'd give a ****

As for 1D

"Former X Factor contestants Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne featured in the top 15 wealthiest British music artists under the age of 30 in Sunday Times 2013 Rich List."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm elected Miss Fab TV I pledge to make One Direction all die horribly in a freak accident involving amyl nitrate, a paddling pool of swarfega and a rampant male elk.

Oh yes, it's party time at Jodie's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm elected Miss Fab TV I pledge to make One Direction all die horribly in a freak accident involving amyl nitrate, a paddling pool of swarfega and a rampant male elk.

Oh yes, it's party time at Jodie's. "

If you can promise to do the same to Justin Beiber, you've got our vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm elected Miss Fab TV I pledge to make One Direction all die horribly in a freak accident involving amyl nitrate, a paddling pool of swarfega and a rampant male elk.

Oh yes, it's party time at Jodie's.

If you can promise to do the same to Justin Beiber, you've got our vote "

Oh I have a special hell reserved for him. Make the rampant elk seem like a trip to Alton Towers. Split him like a twig, raise his voice an octave and leave him needing a zip fitted on his barse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people in love still put their hands up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean the JLS banded condoms are likely to split as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if JLS will start claiming JSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo

I was just thinking that...

You get where I was coming from tho....I've been on a night shift and my brain isn't working as well as it should!"

Aye I got ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm elected Miss Fab TV I pledge to make One Direction all die horribly in a freak accident involving amyl nitrate, a paddling pool of swarfega and a rampant male elk.

Oh yes, it's party time at Jodie's. "

Is it a couples only event or are single men welcome? Is there a discount if you bring your own elk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so hard for ages! Just goes to show boy bands aren't that great! They can't compete with bands such the rolling stones, status quo, metallica, ac\dc, black Sabbath....(my list goes on forever!!!!)

to be fair they probably can compete with status quo

WHAAATT no-one can compete with the quo - fact

remember the 'in search of the fourth cord tour'? I think that says it all lol"

Can't say that I do.....ohhhh I get ya now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if JLS will start claiming JSA "

I dont think they need to

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My son is just like ashton, same build, same look about him, similar dress style just a different colour

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All about money and thay feel maybe can do better on there own .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm elected Miss Fab TV I pledge to make One Direction all die horribly in a freak accident involving amyl nitrate, a paddling pool of swarfega and a rampant male elk.

Oh yes, it's party time at Jodie's.

If you can promise to do the same to Justin Beiber, you've got our vote

Oh I have a special hell reserved for him. Make the rampant elk seem like a trip to Alton Towers. Split him like a twig, raise his voice an octave and leave him needing a zip fitted on his barse."

Go Jodie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm elected Miss Fab TV I pledge to make One Direction all die horribly in a freak accident involving amyl nitrate, a paddling pool of swarfega and a rampant male elk.

Oh yes, it's party time at Jodie's.

Is it a couples only event or are single men welcome? Is there a discount if you bring your own elk? "

In the interests of hygiene I would provide the elk.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

I thought they were all dead with that title thread

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

I'm amazed at the insensitivity displayed on this thread, you just have to walk past a branch of Claires, Accesorize or Sports Direct.com to see how much JLS meant to their fans.

Outside the local branch of Claires some 60 teenaged girls had gathered over night to hold a candle lit vigil for their heroes, they staid up all night, even missing Hollyoaks, keeping warm by burning their scrunchies. It was heartbreaking.

It's the record companies I feel sorry for, how long will they have to search for another bunch of talentless clothes hangers to come along, it could be...minutes.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"who "

I think they used to make kitchen cleaning stuff - mops, cloths, etc.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

My little girl is going to be upset

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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

One of the advantages of kids growing up is you no longer have to put up with crappy manufactured bands like JLS

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

Nothing to do with Jimmy Savilles middle name being Leonard?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"All about money and thay feel maybe can do better on there own . "

JLS have split up to concentrate on solo careers, at McDonalds, Burger King KFC, and Wimpey!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"All about money and thay feel maybe can do better on there own .

JLS have split up to concentrate on solo careers, at McDonalds, Burger King KFC, and Wimpey!

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You could be right about Wimpy. They did do a meal called a "Bender"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"All about money and thay feel maybe can do better on there own .

JLS have split up to concentrate on solo careers, at McDonalds, Burger King KFC, and Wimpey!

You could be right about Wimpy. They did do a meal called a "Bender" "

Lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"who

I think they used to make kitchen cleaning stuff - mops, cloths, etc. "

And sofas, no doubt having a sale soon

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

They'll reform when they've run out of money, like Take That have.

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