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"People starting the answer to a question with "So, like, yeah but..." Mr. X" And people who end sentences with “So……” I’ve started flogging them until finish properly. | |||
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"People starting the answer to a question with "So, like, yeah but..." Mr. X And people who end sentences with “So……” I’ve started flogging them until finish properly." So....  | |||
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"People who start sentences with "I'm not being funny, but...". Just own what you're going to say and be prepared for whatever flak is coming your way." They're also rarely funny which would become self-evident. | |||
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"You know the things.. the highly irrational things you are almost to fight over.. the controversial opinion that almost gets you shunned…. What are yours…. I have a few now officially being a grumpy old man of a certain age Dark chocolate bounty (the red one) … miles better than the blue one!!! There I said it!!!! Also.. for people of a certain age, thunderbird “red” .. so much better than “blue” Tequila rose… honestly! Why you trying to make Baileys palatable!! In my day.. you either d*unk it to give you a warm fuzzy glow, or you cough on it and threw up later! None of this “Flavour” malarkey!!!!!! Youngsters of today!! Escalator etiquette…. Stand on the left, let people who need to bomb it down on the right!!! When did this taking up both sides to gossip thing start! Oi.. no!!! Also… people who stand still on a travelator! Laziest people on earth! … and if you are taking up both lanes to natter.. that should be a shooting offence!!! And breathe… I’ll be back with some more if you lot can inspire me!!! "On the London Underground there are signs saying “stand to the right” so people can pass on the left. I guess it comes down to how much of a hurry you’re in | |||
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"Specifically v Pacifically. Gets my goat. " This…. Drives me fucking insane | |||
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"Small talk with strangers is tedious and painful. I don't know you enough to care how you are or what you've done today. Say something actually interesting or just get to the point. I'm not going to be more inclined to drop all my standards for a quick fuck just because someone went through the social niceties first 💜" I fucking hate small talk and because I suffer massively with anxiety I find I'm the worst and waffle inanely about absolute bollox. Then hate myself and cringe after. It's why I prefer to work alone. | |||
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" Escalator etiquette…. Stand on the left, let people who need to bomb it down on the right!!! When did this taking up both sides to gossip thing start! Oi.. no!!! Also… people who stand still on a travelator!" Most of the world it’s the opposite - walk on the left, stand on the right. I often stand still on walkalators (on the right!) it’s where I do most of my emails and messages ! | |||
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"Specifically v Pacifically. Gets my goat. This…. Drives me fucking insane " likewise 😤 ...almost as much as 'should of' | |||
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"Specifically v Pacifically. Gets my goat. This…. Drives me fucking insane likewise 😤 ...almost as much as 'should of'" 🤢 | |||
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"It’s Hogmanay not nye." So you're saying that the Scottish invented New year's eve? Prior to this January starter January 2nd ? And every country worldwide who use the Georgian calendar which is every country in the world except 5, are all wrong to call it New year's eve ???? | |||
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"Oh man you e started something. People that leave a mess at fast food places. The cleaner is a person as well. Just put your shit in the bin. This one's a bit controversial but trans men that believe they menstruate. Are they really that stupid. People that cut in a queue because they "are busy or in a rush". I've got places to be too you utter weapon. Shrinkflation in general Today's obsession with "influencers" why live a life copying some eejit on the internet. Live your own life. Spend it discovering who you are and enjoying it. Lastly, Love Island. Just don't....... Phew and apologies if it doesn't really fit in here" Umm. Unless they've had a hysterectomy or are using hormone suppressants, trans men WILL menstruate. That's assuming they were born with the typical female internal organs and went through female puberty. | |||
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"Oh man you e started something. People that leave a mess at fast food places. The cleaner is a person as well. Just put your shit in the bin. This one's a bit controversial but trans men that believe they menstruate. Are they really that stupid. People that cut in a queue because they "are busy or in a rush". I've got places to be too you utter weapon. Shrinkflation in general Today's obsession with "influencers" why live a life copying some eejit on the internet. Live your own life. Spend it discovering who you are and enjoying it. Lastly, Love Island. Just don't....... Phew and apologies if it doesn't really fit in here Umm. Unless they've had a hysterectomy or are using hormone suppressants, trans men WILL menstruate. That's assuming they were born with the typical female internal organs and went through female puberty. " I'm gonna go with blatant misgendering rather than an actual misunderstanding 💜 | |||
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"The correct use of literally." “My head literally exploded.” 🤯😳🤔 | |||
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"It’s Hogmanay not nye. So you're saying that the Scottish invented New year's eve? Prior to this January starter January 2nd ? And every country worldwide who use the Georgian calendar which is every country in the world except 5, are all wrong to call it New year's eve ????" Yes. Your holiday is Xmas, so go away | |||
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"“Without further ado…” 🙄 Drives me nuts! “Without further ado” *is* further ado. And who uses the word “ado” in the 21st century anyway?! " Iregardless... Even my spell checker doesn't like it...  | |||
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"“Without further ado…” 🙄 Drives me nuts! “Without further ado” *is* further ado. And who uses the word “ado” in the 21st century anyway?! Iregardless... Even my spell checker doesn't like it... "That’s a really bad Americanism | |||
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"“Without further ado…” 🙄 Drives me nuts! “Without further ado” *is* further ado. And who uses the word “ado” in the 21st century anyway?! " Much ado about nothing, methinks 🧐 | |||
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"“Without further ado…” 🙄 Drives me nuts! “Without further ado” *is* further ado. And who uses the word “ado” in the 21st century anyway?! " I think you are making far too much ado about this. | |||
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"The correct use of literally. “My head literally exploded.” 🤯😳🤔" You should see a doctor for that. Grey matter everywhere. | |||
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"Staff in coffee bars who ask whether I want milk in my Americano... Customers in coffee bars who order an Americano and ask for milk with it... For the uninitiated, an Americano is - by definition - a coffee without milk." 100% It’s daft saying black americano but if you don’t, milk. | |||
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"Staff in coffee bars who ask whether I want milk in my Americano... Customers in coffee bars who order an Americano and ask for milk with it... For the uninitiated, an Americano is - by definition - a coffee without milk." Actually the correct way to order it is. Tea in a mug strong no sugar and a full English.  | |||
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"Staff in coffee bars who ask whether I want milk in my Americano... Customers in coffee bars who order an Americano and ask for milk with it... For the uninitiated, an Americano is - by definition - a coffee without milk." Just as annoying as coffee shops where you can't buy a simple white coffee. No, I don't want a flat white, I don't want a Latte, I want a coffee with a splash of milk. Yes, it's annoying having to order an Americano with milk but it's the only way to get the coffee I want. P | |||
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"If you are on the motorway and need to use your windscreen wipers, you should have your lights on. B" Even on summer solstice day when I'm washing the bugs off my windscreen, B?! Let's assume it's midday | |||
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" Tea in a mug strong no sugar and a full English. "Oh don’t get me started on tea making etiquette! Anyway who ever puts the milk in first needs their passport taken away!!!! I saw a YouTube video of another American woman and her child living in the uk who was making a cuppa by heating it up in the microwave .. I swear I almost called social services and claimed cruelty!!!! And I hear Mi5 “disappeared” her… so not all bad!! | |||
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"If you are on the motorway and need to use your windscreen wipers, you should have your lights on. B Even on summer solstice day when I'm washing the bugs off my windscreen, B?! Let's assume it's midday "Ah but you don't need to use your wipers then, you are choosing to. 🤔 B | |||
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"If you are on the motorway and need to use your windscreen wipers, you should have your lights on. B Even on summer solstice day when I'm washing the bugs off my windscreen, B?! Let's assume it's midday
Ah but you don't need to use your wipers then, you are choosing to.
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"Boob tubes… great in theory… in practice women forget gravity existed and just pull up the things all night!! Also… need a ruling on when a spoiler is now longer a spoiler… I am not waiting on you 6 months to catch up so I can then talk about it!!! For example whenever people say they are watching games of thrones I have to ask where they are up to so I can talk about it!!! " Agreed there should be a similar thing to the statute of limitations. Let's say after 6 months of a show or film airing it's fair game to discuss. | |||
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"Boob tubes… great in theory… in practice women forget gravity existed and just pull up the things all night!! Also… need a ruling on when a spoiler is now longer a spoiler… I am not waiting on you 6 months to catch up so I can then talk about it!!! For example whenever people say they are watching games of thrones I have to ask where they are up to so I can talk about it!!! " Don’t forget the folk who see a boob tube and take it as a green light to pull it down, flash the norks and run away laughing! | |||
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"Those chatterboxes in the middle of shopping aisles that let their trolleys block any progress for the regular shoppers just wanting to get their tinned peaches or mutilpack shit paper. If you wanna chat about great aunt Ethel’s bunions……DO IT IN A FUCKING COFFEE SHOP! "  | |||
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"You know the things.. the highly irrational things you are almost to fight over.. the controversial opinion that almost gets you shunned…. What are yours…. I have a few now officially being a grumpy old man of a certain age Dark chocolate bounty (the red one) … miles better than the blue one!!! There I said it!!!! Also.. for people of a certain age, thunderbird “red” .. so much better than “blue” Tequila rose… honestly! Why you trying to make Baileys palatable!! In my day.. you either d*unk it to give you a warm fuzzy glow, or you cough on it and threw up later! None of this “Flavour” malarkey!!!!!! Youngsters of today!! Escalator etiquette…. Stand on the left, let people who need to bomb it down on the right!!! When did this taking up both sides to gossip thing start! Oi.. no!!! Also… people who stand still on a travelator! Laziest people on earth! … and if you are taking up both lanes to natter.. that should be a shooting offence!!! And breathe… I’ll be back with some more if you lot can inspire me!!! "Thunderbird Green for me.
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"Maybe it’s just people in London…. But I find tend to get from a to b quicker on public transport if YOU LET PEOPLE OFF FIRST!!!!! There….. fight me!!! "Not just London mate; Birmingham New Street and Manchester Piccadilly are a nightmare for it. | |||
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