FabSwingers.com forum: Men..what do you want for Xmas?

By *nya Nees OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Brum

In order to maintain gender equality😁😘

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

#theyknowwhotheyare

Did I do it right?

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By *runette n JayCouple
6 weeks ago

bilston

Nothing for myself as such...

Seeing Brunette and the kids smiling while opening their presents.

There is no better feeling than knowing you made someone's day!

Jay

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Brum

"Nothing for myself as such...

Seeing Brunette and the kids smiling while opening their presents.

There is no better feeling than knowing you made someone's day!

Jay"

💝💝💝

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By *tarcrossed_SwingersCouple
6 weeks ago

Loughborough

Never thought I'd be one of these people...

But you do genuinely want less the older you get as you'd buy it if you wanted it that badly. So I've asked for complete surprises this year!

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
6 weeks ago

the moon

Something I’m not gonna get

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By *runette n JayCouple
6 weeks ago

bilston

"Never thought I'd be one of these people...

But you do genuinely want less the older you get as you'd buy it if you wanted it that badly. So I've asked for complete surprises this year! "

Very very true.

We buy each other things all year and if we want something we just buy it.

So mainly about the kids as there isn't much we want that we don't already have. However we tell people not to buy us stuff as it's usually nothing that we/want or need and don't have the room for it!

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

A new knee and someone to bounce on it!

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
6 weeks ago

furnace

No family or kids not a party person so nice bottle of malt and my fishing rod will get an outing

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By *oneybadgermeu69Man
6 weeks ago

hull

To see soom cracking boobs !

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"In order to maintain gender equality😁😘"

Oh. Well, in the interests of gender equality...

I prepared an extensive list on an older thread. It includes victoriana, new boots, lingerie and a nice man for stress relief. Be a doll and go find it, then pop it off to St.Nick for me? Oh, and if you could just mention to him that I said same arrangement as last year on Christmas Eve? Ta.

(Cut & pasted from the other thread)

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By *obilebottomMan
6 weeks ago

All over

Oh I can't say. I might jinx it

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Just a few messages from friends to check in

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"No family or kids not a party person so nice bottle of malt and my fishing rod will get an outing "

Euphemism

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

A nice pair of boobs in my face

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By *osey WalesMan
6 weeks ago

All i want for Christmas, is you 🎶

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 weeks ago

Southport

Some company would be nice...

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By *ee69Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow

A don’t bother with Xmas or my birthday a no like fuss or attention, long as family happy and get what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Nice pair of used knickers to sniff

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By *agic.MMan
6 weeks ago

Orpington

Some peace and quiet would be nice...

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Brum

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘"

🤣

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By *anttohavefunnow69Couple
6 weeks ago

somewhwere in wales

A sexy lady to join us

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By *ags73Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Sorted the kids presents to give me but I don’t really want things.

A nice woman to spank over my knee and regularly give a right good seeing to.

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By *ezandCCouple
6 weeks ago

Telford

a sexy lady for kez to play with….

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

There’s quite a few in the forums who I would like round my Christmas morning bed…

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A sexy lady to join us

Jesus!! Now that *is* a profile picture!!

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Brum

"There’s quite a few in the forums who I would like round my Christmas morning bed…

And no doubt you would need them in festive stockings 🤪

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By *orksguy1965Man
6 weeks ago

Howden

I want a FWB

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
6 weeks ago

The Continental

Nothin’.

I’m easy to please.

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By *orbidden eastMan
6 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

To come down someone’s chimney

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By *r TriomanMan
6 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Find a TLA (Three Letter Abbreviation) for a minority but highly sort after group of women so that us men can put on our profiles that we are only looking for them and so that we can attend parties solely dedicated to them.

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

"There’s quite a few in the forums who I would like round my Christmas morning bed…

And no doubt you would need them in festive stockings 🤪"

If you’re offering…

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By *rT25Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

Not sure Santa will fetch me a few ladies from here though🤦‍♂️🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

A bisexual FFM but i would settle for the day off!!

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By *arry monk40Man
6 weeks ago

Telford

Nothing hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Peace, quiet, and some calmer waters upon which to make some progress.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

A warm mouth and a wet hole

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By *eird_With_a_BeardMan
6 weeks ago

Falkirk

A hug from someone who means it.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
6 weeks ago

furnace

A hot passionate kiss

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By *lbie6Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow

"In order to maintain gender equality😁😘"
would want you

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

This is probably the wrong place, but an actual partner who cared about me. It's been nearly a decade

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By *ongeaton87Man
6 weeks ago

Long eaton

Feel a cock inside me

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By *xoticFrolicMan
6 weeks ago

Gosport

My boy is with his mum this year so I'd like a meet with a lovely lady or couple.

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By *oung GunnerMan
6 weeks ago

Cleckheaton

to feel a womans boobs , kiss her all over passionately & gently , and cook a lovely meal for her .

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

A decent Boston Cocktail Shaker.

The one I have is a cheapy and doesn’t seal very well.

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By *cott73Man
6 weeks ago

brighton

Peace and quiet, and the Great Escape.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
6 weeks ago

Hastings

"In order to maintain gender equality😁😘"

Have asked for an Alxa eco the new one with a clock.

But also Love a book of promises witch she rights on and I can use throughout the year.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I could do with some socks 🤞

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By *herrybakewellCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

To get on a plane and get some sun.

Counting down to the 27th.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

Southampton

"A bisexual FFM but i would settle for the day off!!"

Well I'd be up for a FFM

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By *nkymikeyMan
6 weeks ago

Andover

For the ones I love to be safe and healthy.

For the fun and entertainment I am having right now to continue.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

I would like please Life As No One Knows It: The Physics of Life's Emergence, by Sara Imari Walker (£20), and the Richard Burton Hamlet from 1964 on DVD (a lot more ££ and hard to get) pretty please thank you OP xx

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A bougie cheeseboard and bottle of port.

Avec le chutneys and biscuits.

I am looking forward to gorging on cheese, films and playing board games. 😊

Maybe a bottle of Woodford Reserve too, if I have been particularly good and I am not on the naughty list.

oh and novelty reindeer antlers, obviously.

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Brum

"I would like please Life As No One Knows It: The Physics of Life's Emergence, by Sara Imari Walker (£20), and the Richard Burton Hamlet from 1964 on DVD (a lot more ££ and hard to get) pretty please thank you OP xx"

Nice to see you are easy to buy for 🤣

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

Nice to see you are easy to buy for 🤣"

That hurts 😤!

I'll just have a Freddo bar then

xxxx

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Brum

Nice to see you are easy to buy for 🤣

That hurts 😤!

I'll just have a Freddo bar then

xxxx"

🥰😁

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By *ildmanYorksMan
6 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A new wallet. Nearly every time I open mine, some of the cards fall out

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By *asher11Man
6 weeks ago

market harborough

all i want for xmas is my 2 front teeth

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘"

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

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By *imples24Man
6 weeks ago

tamworth

Socks

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By *ags73Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏"

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say "

Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.

They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say

(How much will I pay for that

)

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By *ags73Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say

Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.

They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say

(How much will I pay for that

This is very true, it’s elite mind reader skills stuff.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say

Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.

They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say

(How much will I pay for that

)

This is very true, it’s elite mind reader skills stuff."

Mate - you should have let me take the punches for that one - you'll get them as well now you've agreed with me

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By *lynJMan
6 weeks ago

Morden

For it to be over as quickly as possible. I'm bored with all the Christmas ads.

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By *ags73Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say

Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.

They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say

(How much will I pay for that

)

This is very true, it’s elite mind reader skills stuff.

Mate - you should have let me take the punches for that one - you'll get them as well now you've agreed with me

Nah been there.

‘Oh what do you mean you don’t remember me briefly ooooing at that thing 11 months ago whilst in the middle of a conversation with you about something else?’

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By *hesblokeMan
6 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

A bottle of Disaronno and a bit of peace.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
6 weeks ago

Barrhead

I feel most men, like me don't really want anything for Christmas except their loved ones to have a good time.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say "

Sure it is. Let's keep up those non-existent gender divides. Sigh.

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By *ags73Man
6 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say

Sure it is. Let's keep up those non-existent gender divides. Sigh. "

My bad

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Dear Santa Jesus...all I want this year is Risa Dubois naked , making me a pizza and tiramisu for desert, thank you.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say

Sure it is. Let's keep up those non-existent gender divides. Sigh.

My bad"

I get it. It's an easy joke to make. Feels like it's propping shit up though and the forums is already full of that nonsense.

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By *hesblokeMan
6 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

"I feel most men, like me don't really want anything for Christmas except their loved ones to have a good time."

Can't argue with that tbf

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By *ank ScorpionMan
6 weeks ago

Central

Extra sprouts.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Extra sprouts."

Thunder by name....

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By *antstoexploreCouple
6 weeks ago

wales

Ffm or mfm for missus while I watch

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏"

Are you sure he didn’t say mammories…?

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By *edmasseyMan
6 weeks ago

Tonbridge

For my family to be happy and healthy

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By *adawacoMan
6 weeks ago

south shields

A blowjob would be amazing..

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Are you sure he didn’t say mammories…?"

Well. Damn. 🤯

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By *rama FreeMan
6 weeks ago

The Jungle

A clothes horse

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘

I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏

Are you sure he didn’t say mammories…?

Well. Damn. 🤯"

Tie a bow round the girls Julie and you’re golden on Christmas morning 😊 Maybe pop a mince pie in the cleavage for the platinum service.

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By *eesside AnubisMan
6 weeks ago

North East

To be wanted

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

The Jeffrey Star Orgy II eye palette.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Something other than steak and egg's

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central

"Extra sprouts."

They're going to be bigger this year, as we've had perfect growing conditions. It's like the only miracle of the year

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
5 weeks ago

Exeter

It to be January 😂

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By *tu.xMan
5 weeks ago

around

Nothing.. I'm a giver

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"A bisexual FFM but i would settle for the day off!!

Well I'd be up for a FFM

Just need one more volunteer 😇

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
5 weeks ago

london

Shibari rope in different colours

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By *rostgiantMan
5 weeks ago

Chippenham

I'm AuDHD, my wants change as fast as I blink, I don't know 🤷‍♂️

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton

"Shibari rope in different colours"

Need someone to practice on ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"In order to maintain gender equality😁😘"

10,000 years of oppression ?

Actually , socks will do

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By *andPextraCouple
5 weeks ago

North West

Hubby is a grown adult in a high pressure, risk laden job. Generally level headed, calm and dependable. Well educated and could be considered to have his shit together.

However his inner child seems to have arisen.

Has asked for Lego, an Australian Cadburys selection box and PS5 pro. he's 47.....

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By *ags73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Hubby is a grown adult in a high pressure, risk laden job. Generally level headed, calm and dependable. Well educated and could be considered to have his shit together.

However his inner child seems to have arisen.

Has asked for Lego, an Australian Cadburys selection box and PS5 pro. he's 47....."

Lego is fair enough. The creator sets for adults are great

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
5 weeks ago

the moon

Some shekels

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By *enegadeMMan
5 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

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By *enegadeMMan
5 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Massage please

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Nowhere

My very own hosiery clad high heeled Mistress

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By *icentiousCouple
5 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

A princess

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By *aughty driverMan
5 weeks ago

Romford

Aproper nice box of chocolates would be more than enough

No dark chocolate please

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By *aitonelMan
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

Her

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