FabSwingers.com forum: Successful Chat Up Line

By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

OK fella what is the best chat up line you have used?

Ladies what is that one line you have gone for?

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By *yeSureMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Anyone been successful at it with a couple on an unplanned meet?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Generally if it's a parroted phrase that could be used at anyone it's not going to open any doors with me.

Something contextually and situationally appropriate that makes me laugh is good. But that'll vary wildly by many many factors 💜

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By *anManCoolMan
10 weeks ago

Camborne

As Joey would say

How you doin

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
10 weeks ago

armagh

Are you parting the beard?

A good line when the ladies kept a beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Generally if it's a parroted phrase that could be used at anyone it's not going to open any doors with me.

Something contextually and situationally appropriate that makes me laugh is good. But that'll vary wildly by many many factors 💜"

So original, funny and in the moment 😊

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Are you from Mississippi?

Because you’re the only Miss I’d sip pee

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By *cott73Man
10 weeks ago

brighton

They call me Arsenal because I start on top but always finish second...

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By *andsome Northern GuyMan
10 weeks ago

Rawtenstall

On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work"

Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Believe me this works

Mind I was in London

Divorced Irish bloke

Out few guys and yep wives with them all good .

Must been 5 couples and me

Well being on my own wives asking what type woman I like

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Yes me again sorry about that .

Anyway hot woman at the bar with a group woman round her she being Queen bee . Early she was talking to another hot woman ( later found she was a relative) so I approach her and said I make a point of taking to the most attractive woman in the bar which she flicking her hair hardly looking at me then I followed up with the line

Do you want to here it

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By *andsome Northern GuyMan
10 weeks ago

Rawtenstall

"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work

Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you

Haha. Very good!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work

Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you

Haha. Very good!"

Thank you

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work

Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you

Or that young lady from China

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work

Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you

Or that young lady from China "

The one with the warm, wet....flannel?

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name

It doesn't work

Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you

Or that young lady from China

The one with the warm, wet....flannel?

😆 That’s the one! Poetry can be so sensitive.

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By *hortyscotWoman
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

A guy introduced himself as Graham with an H. I said I wasn't planning on writing it down.

It worked. 🤷

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"A guy introduced himself as Graham with an H. I said I wasn't planning on writing it down.

It worked. 🤷"

I introduced myself to a woman as Rick, with a silent P at the start.

That worked too, oddly 🤷.

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By *ensual DesiresMan
10 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

I've never had the courage to approach anyone

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

One I’ve used (and it worked multiple times). Look them straight in the eye..

You seem to be looking for something. Want some help finding it?

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By *tevieboyyyMan
10 weeks ago

Waterlooville

I get chatted up in real life quite a lot.

"Can we have a selfie" took the biscuit in July this year. Poor teenage daughter had to take the photo. No permission requested, the mum just went for the cuddle. In fairness the mum had a nice energy, and was lumpy in all the right areas.

Was not in the mood due to her approach, so mentioned that I am married to shut her down.

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

Do you want to go home with me.

We ended up together for a year.

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By *rincess SasTV/TS
9 weeks ago

somewhere in the north

Not personally used but many moons ago someone I use to go out with used “ can I penetrate your pretty pink love lips with my battering ram in motion “

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By *ristol100Man
9 weeks ago

Bristol

I was out with a mate down in town and there was a girl with a broken leg.

I said I thought I would have a chance with her as she couldn’t run away! We had such a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It may only be a 6 inch nail but I've got a 6 foot hammer to bang it in with...

Never worked, none of mine ever did.

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