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What unexpected items have you lost to an SRI?
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"A spankula " Exactly. Further detail is needed | |||
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It cracked.
Everyone else’s turn for tales now please! | |||
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"I left my favourite Zippo in my mate's Astra SRi and he totalled it, never got it back. That was a birthday present too, a special edition. " The car or the zippo? | |||
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"I left my favourite Zippo in my mate's Astra SRi and he totalled it, never got it back. That was a birthday present too, a special edition. The car or the zippo?" Both. That car had no chance, it was always getting totalled. It lead a good life though. I just realised the clue was in the title, apologies it's been a long day, slow on the uptake. I can't think of anything lost in an SRI, except my self maybe, does that count? oh a cane got snapped once, I am not actually sure how. | |||
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" What unexpected items have you lost to an SRI?" __ Virginity | |||
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"What a hedonistic tart you are, OP! Who knew? "I think we all suspected  | |||
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"I'm sorry, lost it in action how?" See, I'm not buying all this "spanking" lark. We all know A&E medics have retrieved all sorts from the posteriors of the Great British public | |||
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"What a hedonistic tart you are, OP! Who knew? "Estella! Another fellow hedonistic tart 😍 | |||
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" What unexpected items have you lost to an SRI? " Erm. Does one's penile frenulum count? If so, that met its end in the backseat of my M reg Vauxhall Corsa | |||
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"I left my favourite Zippo in my mate's Astra SRi and he totalled it, never got it back. That was a birthday present too, a special edition. The car or the zippo? Both. That car had no chance, it was always getting totalled. It lead a good life though. I just realised the clue was in the title, apologies it's been a long day, slow on the uptake. I can't think of anything lost in an SRI, except my self maybe, does that count? oh a cane got snapped once, I am not actually sure how." A cane! Ouch | |||
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"I used to have a bed with slats to hold the mattress, until a fb put his knee through a slat " That must have chafed a bit! | |||
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" What unexpected items have you lost to an SRI? __ Virginity" 👏👏👏 | |||
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"I'm sorry, lost it in action how? See, I'm not buying all this "spanking" lark. We all know A&E medics have retrieved all sorts from the posteriors of the Great British public "Why would I shove a spatula up my arse when I have a perfectly good array of buttplugs?  | |||
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"I'm sorry, lost it in action how? See, I'm not buying all this "spanking" lark. We all know A&E medics have retrieved all sorts from the posteriors of the Great British public
Why would I shove a spatula up my arse when I have a perfectly good array of buttplugs? "I think many an NHS multidisciplinary team meeting has postulated this very thing! Why indeed? | |||
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"I was searching for my favourite spatula earlier, had the whole drawer out before I remembered it was lost in action during an impromptu spanking session recently
What unexpected items have you lost to an SRI?
Mrs TMN x"Did the spanker accidentally ram it up the hoop of the spankee and fail to coax it out again? Was it lost to the plop graveyard? Is it an ex spatula? Is it pushing daisies out of your poohol? | |||
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"What a hedonistic tart you are, OP! Who knew?
Estella! Another fellow hedonistic tart 😍"I felt the pull of you in the forums, just when I thought I was out…! Hope everyone is well, feels like AGES! | |||
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"Right. This thread has become “Mrs TMN lost a spatula up her gaping arsehole like Lemmiwinks only without the song”. STOP NOW Tell me about you!" 😆😆😆 No!!! I’m enjoying talking about your poochute. | |||
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