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By *ormal1fun OP   Man
32 weeks ago

liverpool

How do you get meets on here any tips 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Message people who take your fancy.

Wait for response.

Maybe the responses lead to meeting people.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Ask the person sucking your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

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By *orthern StarsCouple
32 weeks ago

Durham

Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Call the AA?

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By *ormal1fun OP   Man
32 weeks ago

liverpool

Taking on board 👍

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple
32 weeks ago

Birmingham

TBF we wouldn't reply to you 3 word profile lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I put up a profile with some pics - not even nude pics - and I've been fighting them off with a chair ever since... 🙄

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By *elix SightedMan
32 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"How do you get meets on here any tips 😂😂"

Sandwich board and megaphone on the high street.

Park up round the back of Asda.

Chew your toes in a club.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"How do you get meets on here any tips 😂😂

Sandwich board and megaphone on the high street.

Park up round the back of Asda.

Chew your toes in a club."

Just don’t actually call her ‘Asda’.

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By *vaRoseWoman
32 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Browse a few of the guys profiles on the forum, then a few more. Look at their pics, look at the bios. Then compare to your own. If you spot lots of differences in the time, length and effort they’ve put in then maybe consider changing things up.

You can send the nicest opening message but if your profile is lacking then it’s unlikely you’ll be successful. I check every profile before opening the message and if I don’t like it I don’t open it

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By *TRAY-CATMan
32 weeks ago

DD

Us single guys probably won't get meets .As potentials either have age restrictions or have so many messages they overlook us .

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By *midnight-Woman
32 weeks ago

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Ummmm you just look around the site, find someone you like and ask them if they want to do the durty deed

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By *uppetXXXMan
32 weeks ago

Grimsby

Yeah good question. How do you get any meets??? 😀

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By *elix SightedMan
32 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Ummmm you just look around the site, find someone you like and ask them if they want to do the durty deed "

Fancy a dirty deed?

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By *vaRoseWoman
32 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Us single guys probably won't get meets .As potentials either have age restrictions or have so many messages they overlook us . "

Then I’d argue they’re not potentials as you’re not what they’re looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago


"Yeah good question. How do you get any meets??? 😀 "

Read the above answers.

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By *PMGMan
32 weeks ago

Surrey

Be a Bisexual classy sexy stunning single lady

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By *PMGMan
32 weeks ago

Surrey

Or a Gentleman that has the heating at 22 degrees!!!

Didn't want to be impartial to either sex

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By *midnight-Woman
32 weeks ago

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"Ummmm you just look around the site, find someone you like and ask them if they want to do the durty deed

Fancy a dirty deed?"

You don't like my yapping

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Have a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Imagine you fancy a biscuit, this time of year, so many to choose from, you will choose the one that stands out, it might not be your all time favourite but it will speak to you, it will look delicious, it will inform you of all the flavours before you even picked it up, before you eat it your brain will already know of the texture, your profile should be the same, it should be well thought out, a good representation of you, think ‘you’ in a suit, imagine this is that box of biscuits and the chocolate hobnob is talking to you (other biscuits are available, I sad what I said) OP brush your profile up, this is not the open packet of stale rich tea, this is all you can eat but no one wants a dog biscuit when you can stand atop of the pile and be feasted on, or in English your profile is …..

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By *rRiosMan
32 weeks ago

dublin

I go to a butcher if I want quality meets 🙃

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By *elix SightedMan
32 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Ummmm you just look around the site, find someone you like and ask them if they want to do the durty deed

Fancy a dirty deed?

You don't like my yapping "

Oh it’s YOOOO!! Haha I didn’t realise 🙄

I reckon I could put up with some yapping.

Occasionally.

Briefly.

Maybe.

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By *midnight-Woman
32 weeks ago

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"Ummmm you just look around the site, find someone you like and ask them if they want to do the durty deed

Fancy a dirty deed?

You don't like my yapping

Oh it’s YOOOO!! Haha I didn’t realise 🙄

I reckon I could put up with some yapping.

Occasionally.

Briefly.

Maybe."

I don't know how you couldn't know! Altho I am still under the radar

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By *ife NinjaMan
32 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Try winning the lottery. Odds are better

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Central

Have a profile that gives others the best chance of knowing whether they are matched with you.

Go to swingers clubs and get to know others. Ditto socials. Invest effort

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By *enk15Man
32 weeks ago

Evesham

Be me.

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By *ansoffateMan
32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Ask the person sucking your dick "

She'd have to stop then.

I suppose you could pass her and etch-a-sketch

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By *eroLondonMan
32 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there."

·

This would have been a good idea but I'm no longer sure, due to recent unsettling events...

I was on a thread on the Irish Forums last night, where you had to give feedback to the profile above. And so, with a view of giving feedback, I looked at the profile above me and he had recently copied my entire profile narrative, word for word, verbatim! The brazen dickless.

He was caught red handed.

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By *illy IdolMan
32 weeks ago

Midlands


"Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there.

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This would have been a good idea but I'm no longer sure, due to recent unsettling events...

I was on a thread on the Irish Forums last night, where you had to give feedback to the profile above. And so, with a view of giving feedback, I looked at the profile above me and he had recently copied my entire profile narrative, word for word, verbatim! The brazen dickless.

He was caught red handed."

How do we know you didn't copy his?

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By *eroLondonMan
32 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there.

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This would have been a good idea but I'm no longer sure, due to recent unsettling events...

I was on a thread on the Irish Forums last night, where you had to give feedback to the profile above. And so, with a view of giving feedback, I looked at the profile above me and he had recently copied my entire profile narrative, word for word, verbatim! The brazen dickless.

He was caught red handed.

How do we know you didn't copy his? "

·

His eloquence wouldn't have stacked up to match my photos, mofo.

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By *elix SightedMan
32 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there.

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This would have been a good idea but I'm no longer sure, due to recent unsettling events...

I was on a thread on the Irish Forums last night, where you had to give feedback to the profile above. And so, with a view of giving feedback, I looked at the profile above me and he had recently copied my entire profile narrative, word for word, verbatim! The brazen dickless.

He was caught red handed.

How do we know you didn't copy his? "

Bit of a sore point that, Willy!

(Not “Bit of a sore willy that point”)

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By *ansoffateMan
32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there.

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This would have been a good idea but I'm no longer sure, due to recent unsettling events...

I was on a thread on the Irish Forums last night, where you had to give feedback to the profile above. And so, with a view of giving feedback, I looked at the profile above me and he had recently copied my entire profile narrative, word for word, verbatim! The brazen dickless.

He was caught red handed."

I hope you dealt with the charlatan suitably.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago


"Browse profiles, read profiles, send a message and go from there.

·

This would have been a good idea but I'm no longer sure, due to recent unsettling events...

I was on a thread on the Irish Forums last night, where you had to give feedback to the profile above. And so, with a view of giving feedback, I looked at the profile above me and he had recently copied my entire profile narrative, word for word, verbatim! The brazen dickless.

He was caught red handed."

Had someone message us and when looked through his pics he had used one of mine!

Imbecile

Jay

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

32 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"How do you get meets on here any tips 😂😂"

I've never been given a tip on a meet before. That sounds very American.

Although someone did once suggest eating more salt......🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Only a fool would try selling a motorbike by only taking 3 pictures of the exhaust pipe with no writer up.

No information

No informative pictures.

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By *orphia2003Woman
32 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Organised socials, events and clubs.

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By *haiababeWoman
32 weeks ago

North devon


"Only a fool would try selling a motorbike by only taking 3 pictures of the exhaust pipe with no writer up.

No information

No informative pictures.

"

Love how you put it. Very true.

I always read the profile of someone who messages me and if nothing grabs me i delete and move on.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
32 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Offer tea, cake and follow up with a dick pic.

Seriously though just be yourself and getting to know people of the forums helps too

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