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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wrong answers only.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

TLDR 💜

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"TLDR 💜"

That's perfect

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By *cLovin2Man
10 weeks ago

Reading


"Wrong answers only."

Erm how to practice ones first french kiss?

Try it on your dad...

Don't tell him in advance

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Get extra mileage out of ya jonnys by rinsing them out before giving them a squirt of Flash bleach spray inside and out.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Attract women by hyping up the supposed good points about yourself with zero actions or evidence to back it up.

Remember to be that kind of careful insulting that's supposed to lower their self esteem.

Remember to moisturise. Lonely tears aren't nearly as effective a lubricant as ideal for the amount of solo play you'll have to deal with 💜

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m a professional, I don’t need your advice, thanks.

Mrs TMN x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Don't.

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By *agerMorganMan
10 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Use Chilli powder before fingering. Works a treat.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

*I mean don't do the relationship/sex

**or do. 🤷‍♂️

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham

Learn everything about sex from porn.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Attract women by hyping up the supposed good points about yourself with zero actions or evidence to back it up.

Remember to be that kind of careful insulting that's supposed to lower their self esteem.

Remember to moisturise. Lonely tears aren't nearly as effective a lubricant as ideal for the amount of solo play you'll have to deal with 💜"

💯

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

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By *entlemanH666Man
10 weeks ago

SW

Crisp packets are a great alternative for when you don’t have a condom to hand.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona."

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔"

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

If in doubt, do and don't. Keeps everyone on their toes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

Great to see you back Swing

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait"

Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait

Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔"

How many balls does he have, though?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait

Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔

How many balls does he have, though?"

Schrödinger's testicles. Big brass balls for all of his shit, but budgie smugglers picture seemed to indicate he wasn't packing much. Thinks fucking your wife is gay and western civilisation is cucked. Very based. Super cool

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By *ooneyCouple
10 weeks ago

Chester

could you please wipe your arse properly next time.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait

Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔

How many balls does he have, though?"

None if I had my way… 😡

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona."

This could well result in lopsided bollyberry distribution. Blowing raspberries on furry things is very different to doing so on non furry things.

So remember to switch up which one it is now and again 💜

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait

Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔

How many balls does he have, though?

None if I had my way… 😡"

✂️

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

One of? 😮

You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔

Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷‍♀️

Oh wait

Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔

How many balls does he have, though?

Schrödinger's testicles. Big brass balls for all of his shit, but budgie smugglers picture seemed to indicate he wasn't packing much. Thinks fucking your wife is gay and western civilisation is cucked. Very based. Super cool "

Schrödinger’s testicles

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

This could well result in lopsided bollyberry distribution. Blowing raspberries on furry things is very different to doing so on non furry things.

So remember to switch up which one it is now and again 💜"

Who is this that you reward with a ballsack raspberry? 😗 🌬️ I / We need to know.

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By *aomilatteCouple
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Learn to cough whenever you fart, your partner will think you never fart

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

ㅤㅤ

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.

This could well result in lopsided bollyberry distribution. Blowing raspberries on furry things is very different to doing so on non furry things.

So remember to switch up which one it is now and again 💜

Who is this that you reward with a ballsack raspberry? 😗 🌬️ I / We need to know. "

Anyone who'll let me 😂

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By *inger_SnapWoman
10 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Claim to be a professional/expert/qualified in some field of the sex stuff... No one will doubt you for a moment.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Joop and Lynx Africa = falling knickers at 50 yards.

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Women can’t resist a dick pic taken over an unflushed toilet

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I won't give any advice. I think that's for other people to do. 😍

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I won't give any advice. I think that's for other people to do. 😍"

Quite right. Professionals.

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By *cLovin2Man
10 weeks ago

Reading


"Women can’t resist a dick pic taken over an unflushed toilet "

Jesus love, it's dinner time!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I won't give any advice. I think that's for other people to do. 😍

Quite right. Professionals."

My boss thinks I'm unprofessional.

Stupid cow 🐮

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
10 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Tits first..

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Listen to your heart.

I just tend to go with whatever was on the radio.

I've also got a lifetime supply Cadbury's chocolate and several life insurance policies. I've no idea why.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

Give good answers to the ones you fancy. But not too good. Don't want them getting ideas above their station.

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Use a snorkel. Tha way you can stay down there for hours

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