FabSwingers.com forum: Arrested

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

It. Finally.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It. Finally."

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By *ornycougaWoman
10 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Easy. D*unk and disorderly

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Witnessed someone abuse an animal and absolutely fucking lost it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me........😇

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By *ez669Man
10 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Fucked it as usual

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Selling dodgy meat in pubs.

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By *aomilatteCouple
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Criminal Karaoke singing

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By *assy69Man
10 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"

Killed someone

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By *ade crossTV/TS
10 weeks ago

chiselhurst

Well that would be telling

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By *rama FreeMan
10 weeks ago

The Jungle

Punched a Nun

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By *he AmbassadorMan
10 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"
got smart with a dickhead in a bar or club and it went south very quickly.

But that was in my youth,

Today my friends and family would be shocked I was arrested.

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Nothing, I'm a good boy and clearly there has been a mistake or misunderstanding.

They would be very happy to cooperate with their enquiries in order to ensure justice was carried out and my name was cleared in full.

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
10 weeks ago

N. Wales

Something stupid. ~ Mr DS

(He's right. It's happened before!)

Me? Probably scrapping with a bully's parents. It's never happened. But it's the only thing I think I'd be arrested for. Mr thinks it'd be for something stupid while d*unk

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By *ealitybitesMan
10 weeks ago

Belfast

Not what....who!

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Mine would be that I hadn't buried the body correctly

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By *litterbabeWoman
10 weeks ago

hiding from cock pics

"Witnessed someone abuse an animal and absolutely fucking lost it "

This for me too

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Cow tipping.

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Been overly rude to bad drivers

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By *inger_SnapWoman
10 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Exacting revenge on behalf of someone else

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Swansea

Taken out my daughter's partner.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Excessive sarcasm

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By *cotsman269Man
10 weeks ago

Falkirk

No comment 🤣

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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Whatever it was for, i have a pact with Mrs KC that she will get me out of trouble.. And i will dig a hole under her patio if need be

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Nice try copper

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Finally got that callback for The Bill

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10 weeks ago

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

They'd be pretty sure a mistake had been made. It just wouldn't happen 🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"

Definitely murder

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
10 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Tbh im a very good girl so probably that I had hypoglycaemia (an attack of severe low blood sugar) and it made me act inappropriately. Sometimes it has made me confused so I become angry or erratic or do weird shit like take my clothes off, etc

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
10 weeks ago

Hastings

"Mine would be that I hadn't buried the body correctly

What not for killing them in the first place.. lol

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By *otsossieMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Tried to be clever

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

"Mine would be that I hadn't buried the body correctly

What not for killing them in the first place.. lol"

No, they would know I had a perfectly good reason

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

There’s probably a tick list

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Absolutely nothing. I’m always innocent 😇

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By *apinMan
10 weeks ago

London

Cornering the orange juice market

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Honestly, a number of things. Depends who you ask.

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By *ete1969ABC100Man
10 weeks ago

Blackburn

Not guilty your honour

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

Punched an old lady in Lidl.

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By *ripfillMan
10 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Lifted state secrets … from an undisclosed government department

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By *wingerfulton6179Couple
10 weeks ago

Inishowen

What is it I'm getting the blame for now? Whatever it is, I didn't do it.

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By *mf123Man
10 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Blown up the moon

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By *runette n JayCouple
10 weeks ago

bilston

Oh god... I'd been arrested more times than my age by the time I was 20! So from that...

Riding a go kart or some other motorised contraption on the roads illegally.

Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Killed someone

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
10 weeks ago

Wakefield

Getting more angry than usual with inconsiderate cyclists

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By *ot so needyMan
10 weeks ago

Galway

Probably having sex in the back of a car🤔

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By *iguy8919Man
10 weeks ago

Thetford

Kicked someone's arse for hurting my kids. (I have been arrested for this before)

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By *ickedtiesWoman
10 weeks ago

limerick

Stealing his hoodie

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By *dc1Man
10 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Probably knocking over a speed camera that has just caught me doing 32 in a 30.

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By *sianmale89Man
10 weeks ago

Stockport

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"

If I ever got arrested….

Knowing my family they would jump to the conclusion that I either got arrested for being an underworld hitman or perhaps I was a notorious serial killer who finally got caught in the act..

Either way I wouldn’t put it past them to think that off me anyway tbh in the first place

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By *tsMattyHMan
10 weeks ago

Inverurie

Opened my mouth at the wrong time. I'm terrible for making quips and dark jokes at the worst times. I think I'm lightening the mood. Makes funerals and weddings interesting though

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By *ife NinjaMan
10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Chinning a rather irritating, condescending colleague

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By *antricSeeker60Man
10 weeks ago

Durham

If I were arrested with no explanation, my friends and family would probably assume I finally got caught for my secret life as a professional cat wrangler! I mean, who knew that wrestling with fluffy felines could lead to a life of crime?

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By *razyhappyguys04Couple
10 weeks ago

London.

No comment ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Objection your honor!!!!!

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
10 weeks ago

Bradford

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"

Kerb crawling!! Haha no probably think I’ve gobbed off to an officer

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By *cflirtyMan
10 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Mine would be that I hadn't buried the body correctly

What not for killing them in the first place.. lol"

That's why it wasn't buried correctly.. they dug themselves out!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

D*unk and disorderly

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By *eronikapaulCouple
9 weeks ago

Reading

Ticked the wrong box on a form at JFK and self declared as terrorist... or their worst possible crime category...not having booked your hotel room before you arrive!!

Do sometimes hate the US (govt)for its unremitting stupidity.

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By *uffolksubWoman
9 weeks ago

Brandon

"Witnessed someone abuse an animal and absolutely fucking lost it "

Me too, all day long

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By *allGuy1000Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

A gold bullion heist and making my getaway in 3 Mini Coopers.

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By *a BuilderMan
9 weeks ago

manchester

What have you done NOW !!!

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By *r not quite virginMan
9 weeks ago

rochdale

Dismemberment

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By *amierebelMan
9 weeks ago

My own little world

Few years back don’t think anyone would be shocked whatsoever.

These days however I’d dread to think what they thought it was for.

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By *YNSEYLEE12Couple
9 weeks ago

lincolnshire, tattershall

Drugs

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Manchester

If I got arrested it would probably be by the fashion police.

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By *ucka39Man
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"

You have to be given the explanation for the arrest

So I'm going to remain silent

Nothing 😝

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By *ornywestendboyMan
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

You know what it is you shag 2 fucking sheep....

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By *pthillMan
9 weeks ago

st shithole

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?"

Sold moody items

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By *hiversMan
9 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

Defended a particularly gobby friend a bit too enthusiastically

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