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By *ruceyy OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London

Who wants to write me a new bio? Gotta know my terrible personality to some degree and best entry wins!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus

The Dr will sort you out 😂🤣

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By *rSircumsizedMan
10 weeks ago

Newport area.

Will fill in later. It's not my first rodeo.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

[Removed by poster at 13/12/24 13:20:49]

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Hey birds. I’m Brucey.

Always Horny and needing clunge to hang out of.

Could it be yours this afternoon?

I work for Sydney Univeristy and looking fuck may way through all the chicks here, and I’ll be publishing a report in 2027.

Form an orderly queue. A bit like the one for Wimbledon. Those in tents will take priority, as they can accommodate. Bonus.

HMU honeys.

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By *ornycougaWoman
10 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Keep it short:

Horny puppy seeks pussies to play with

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Keep it short:

Horny puppy seeks pussies to play with"

Speaking of which, when are we shagging again?

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
10 weeks ago

warrington

Get chatGPT to do it.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm probably better looking than I think I am, probably a better lover and shag than we both think I am (tactile, responsive, intuitive), and we'll probably enjoy being in each other's company more than we thought would be the case.

The only downside is I don't always realise when my "excitable puppy" mode can get in the way a bit.

So if you can tell me when I do that, I'll do my very best to learn, and I think, in the real world, we could have a pretty good time together?

I have quite a nice willy too.

Tbh, that's probably not as important as knowing how everything works together when people have good or great sex, which I think I do, but it's a bit of a Brucey Bonus for you I hope.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"The Dr will sort you out 😂🤣"

Facts! Well, results may vary. Might be too many words to bother.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"I'm probably better looking than I think I am, probably a better lover and shag than we both think I am (tactile, responsive, intuitive), and we'll probably enjoy being in each other's company more than we thought would be the case.

The only downside is I don't always realise when my "excitable puppy" mode can get in the way a bit.

So if you can tell me when I do that, I'll do my very best to learn, and I think, in the real world, we could have a pretty good time together?

I have quite a nice willy too.

Tbh, that's probably not as important as knowing how everything works together when people have good or great sex, which I think I do, but it's a bit of a Brucey Bonus for you I hope. "

Oh I do realise 😘

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Honestly Brucey you are one of those people that have a personality and presence I don't think can have a profile created or fairly represented in somebody else's words.

At least not in terms for a fairly successful fab life anyway.

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By *andm2006Man
10 weeks ago

Leamington spa

Copy it into one of the AI engines and see what you get. Maybe ask for it, in the style of a stand up comedian, or a Shakespearean language style

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm probably better looking than I think I am, probably a better lover and shag than we both think I am (tactile, responsive, intuitive), and we'll probably enjoy being in each other's company more than we thought would be the case.

The only downside is I don't always realise when my "excitable puppy" mode can get in the way a bit.

So if you can tell me when I do that, I'll do my very best to learn, and I think, in the real world, we could have a pretty good time together?

I have quite a nice willy too.

Tbh, that's probably not as important as knowing how everything works together when people have good or great sex, which I think I do, but it's a bit of a Brucey Bonus for you I hope.

Oh I do realise 😘"

🤗💙

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

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As much as I might tease you, I don't think you should change your bio. Sure you're a horndog but you're very you. Keep being you.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"As much as I might tease you, I don't think you should change your bio. Sure you're a horndog but you're very you. Keep being you."

This.

Love you or hate you, you are one of a kind.

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By *a1970Man
10 weeks ago

East cork


"I'm probably better looking than I think I am, probably a better lover and shag than we both think I am (tactile, responsive, intuitive), and we'll probably enjoy being in each other's company more than we thought would be the case.

The only downside is I don't always realise when my "excitable puppy" mode can get in the way a bit.

So if you can tell me when I do that, I'll do my very best to learn, and I think, in the real world, we could have a pretty good time together?

I have quite a nice willy too.

Tbh, that's probably not as important as knowing how everything works together when people have good or great sex, which I think I do, but it's a bit of a Brucey Bonus for you I hope. "
simpley fantastic... Can I use this

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

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"As much as I might tease you, I don't think you should change your bio. Sure you're a horndog but you're very you. Keep being you.

This.

Love you or hate you, you are one of a kind. "

Ah I've just read the thread and seen your reply! Yes. That's exactly it. Well put KaiKai. 💕

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Someone sent me a poem about my bio that they had obviously used chat gpt for. I think they had copied and pasted it and asked it to write a poem.

You could give that a go

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By *ild_oatsMan
10 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Got a tongue like an electric eel that’s ready to tongue punch you in your fart box.

Must be able to accommodate at a moments notice when I’m feeling horny and need my muffbuster in deep. No kissing, no aftercare or other such time wasting. Just a quick 2 minute pound and then go.

BTW can you pay for my Uber…

I’m guessing this is the sort of rewrite you wanted

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Got a tongue like an electric eel that’s ready to tongue punch you in your fart box.

Must be able to accommodate at a moments notice when I’m feeling horny and need my muffbuster in deep. No kissing, no aftercare or other such time wasting. Just a quick 2 minute pound and then go.

BTW can you pay for my Uber…

I’m guessing this is the sort of rewrite you wanted"

Love it .

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

Brucey, you're an ardent follower of passion whose success hinges on your many conquests. If you change your profile you might change your fate.

Leave as is. 🩶

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By *ild_oatsMan
10 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Got a tongue like an electric eel that’s ready to tongue punch you in your fart box.

Must be able to accommodate at a moments notice when I’m feeling horny and need my muffbuster in deep. No kissing, no aftercare or other such time wasting. Just a quick 2 minute pound and then go.

BTW can you pay for my Uber…

I’m guessing this is the sort of rewrite you wanted

Love it ."

Happily do you a rewrite - My rates are very reasonable….

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm probably better looking than I think I am, probably a better lover and shag than we both think I am (tactile, responsive, intuitive), and we'll probably enjoy being in each other's company more than we thought would be the case.

The only downside is I don't always realise when my "excitable puppy" mode can get in the way a bit.

So if you can tell me when I do that, I'll do my very best to learn, and I think, in the real world, we could have a pretty good time together?

I have quite a nice willy too.

Tbh, that's probably not as important as knowing how everything works together when people have good or great sex, which I think I do, but it's a bit of a Brucey Bonus for you I hope. simpley fantastic... Can I use this"

Thank you.

If Brucey can't use it (give him a day or two?), then please feel free to use it as honestly as it suits your character.

We have options over how we present ourselves - there could be many different "honest" ways of doing so, but they all have a different "tone" that can be found.

So yup - fill your boots and I'm genuinely, genuinely flattered - let's just give Brucey the chance to use it/bits of it first?

Brucey - if none of this is right for you, you're still a top bloke and whatever re-write (including none) you settle on will be the right choice for you at that moment .

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

I crave the sight of beauty, fair and bright,

A married dame, a single heart's delight.

Age is but a number, looks, the prize,

A glance, a spark, a flicker in my eyes.

A DM arrives, a secret, sly and sweet,

My prowess known, a pleasure, pure and neat.

To watch you climax, joy beyond compare,

A golden age, a moment, debonair.

No single men, no women seeking BBC,

A taste for Netflix, wild and carefree.

So take heed, fair maiden, heed my plea,

No stealing sandwiches, not from me.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"I crave the sight of beauty, fair and bright,

A married dame, a single heart's delight.

Age is but a number, looks, the prize,

A glance, a spark, a flicker in my eyes.

A DM arrives, a secret, sly and sweet,

My prowess known, a pleasure, pure and neat.

To watch you climax, joy beyond compare,

A golden age, a moment, debonair.

No single men, no women seeking BBC,

A taste for Netflix, wild and carefree.

So take heed, fair maiden, heed my plea,

No stealing sandwiches, not from me.

"

This wins

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

It's all yours Bruceyy. Go forth and fornicate

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"It's all yours Bruceyy. Go forth and fornicate"

Congratulations! You just won a hot steamy night with Brucey.

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By *ornycougaWoman
10 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Keep it short:

Horny puppy seeks pussies to play with

Speaking of which, when are we shagging again?"

You been having those nightmares again?!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Keep it short:

Horny puppy seeks pussies to play with

Speaking of which, when are we shagging again?

You been having those nightmares again?! "

You're talking too much for someone that should be having their mouth full of me! 😘

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