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By *enk15 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

*and Men.

I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes/ets want any tips or opinions on the following subjects.

- Horse riding

- Maintenance of a 1970 Ford Capri

- Salsa Dancing.

- The fossil forests of Antarctica

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

You know the "Rasputin" dance?

If you can teach me how to do that on horseback I'll marry you.

Or promise to leave you alone forever after.

Whichever one feels best for you OP 🤗.

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By *enk15 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

Yea sure! I've playing Just Dance 2 and Red Dead Redemption... I got this.

Oh and I'll take the proposal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"*and Men.

I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes/ets want any tips or opinions on the following subjects.

- Horse riding

- Maintenance of a 1970 Ford Capri

- Salsa Dancing.

- The fossil forests of Antarctica"

Getting on a horse when utterly fucking disabled and unable to stand on previously functional right leg?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Yea sure! I've playing Just Dance 2 and Red Dead Redemption... I got this.

Oh and I'll take the proposal "

You'll take the proposal today...but after an exhausting 8 months teaching me the dance (on horseback too!) I reckon you'll be happier with the second option 😘🥰 xx

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

How much maintenance would a 1970 Ford Capri need if you lived in the fossil forests of Antarctica?

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
11 weeks ago

furnace

None it would just be a bigger pile of rust

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By *enk15 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham


"*and Men.

I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes/ets want any tips or opinions on the following subjects.

- Horse riding

- Maintenance of a 1970 Ford Capri

- Salsa Dancing.

- The fossil forests of Antarctica

Getting on a horse when utterly fucking disabled and unable to stand on previously functional right leg?"

Change the Hubby's names to Horse and then straddle.

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By *enk15 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham


"How much maintenance would a 1970 Ford Capri need if you lived in the fossil forests of Antarctica?"

So much maintenance that it can only be discussed over a cup of coffee

At the very least I would exchange the wheels for Skis

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By *enk15 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham


"Yea sure! I've playing Just Dance 2 and Red Dead Redemption... I got this.

Oh and I'll take the proposal

You'll take the proposal today...but after an exhausting 8 months teaching me the dance (on horseback too!) I reckon you'll be happier with the second option 😘🥰 xx "

8 months?!?

I'll have you doing the Paso Doble on a Paso Fino in under 8 hours

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"*and Men.

I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes/ets want any tips or opinions on the following subjects.

- Horse riding

- Maintenance of a 1970 Ford Capri

- Salsa Dancing.

- The fossil forests of Antarctica

Getting on a horse when utterly fucking disabled and unable to stand on previously functional right leg?

Change the Hubby's names to Horse and then straddle."

Thank you for this high quality and practical advice

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