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Shopping Trolleys: A Tale Of Woe

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hate shopping at the best of times but why is my ordeal invariably confounded in that whenever I grab a trolley, I ALWAYS end up with one with a bloody dud wheel?!

It’s either seized up completely and immovable or else boasts dodgy tracking resulting in me having to engage in mortal combat with the bloody thing all the way around the store to stay in a straight line!

Anyhoo, enough of my whinging; please share all your shopping trolly stories here good folks 👍🏻

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

Shopping trolleys love me Sensual.

Sorry 🤷.

I think maybe your problem goes deeper?

God hates you.

Happy Christmas though 😘🎄🎅🧑‍🎄 xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *AYENCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

You lost me at anyhoo

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Burley

Did you know that most supermarket shopping trolleys have a magnetic auto-lock system that happens if you try to leave without going through the checkouts? Because I didn't! I went into a shop, and went out the in-entrance with it because they didn't have what I wanted. The wheels locked and I almost went A over T.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

I urge you to try those trollies that clip onto the front of wheelchairs. The clip on system is horrible but I've never had a dud wheel! Just an incompetent driver

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

….and another shopping trolley themed rant….

Don’t you just hate it when people just abandon the bloody things in the middle of an aisle whilst they go….well, gawd only knows where they disappear to in fact 😡

That really peeves me!

…And another thing! Keep the bloody trolly in line with the shelf for Christ’s sake!

Standing there with it ACROSS the aisle….at arms length no less(!!!) Selfish buggers! 😡😡

Etc….

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

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Oh Sensual.

Have a wank.

Calm down a lil' bit.

Tell me about said wank in that beautifully eloquent way of yours when it comes to talking about sex.

Thank you. 🤎

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh Sensual.

Have a wank.

Calm down a lil' bit.

Tell me about said wank in that beautifully eloquent way of yours when it comes to talking about sex.

Thank you. 🤎"

🥰🥰 Already the blood doth begin rush to my phallus….. 😜

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By *ildmanYorksMan
10 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I usually get one that's got something trapped in one of the wheels that goes "clunk" once per revolution. So when I've got a few bottles in, it clanks and rattles as I go round the aisles. They probably can hear me at the other end of the supermarket!!

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By *ffervescentMan
10 weeks ago

winfrith

you got me at troll

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Burley


"….and another shopping trolley themed rant….

Don’t you just hate it when people just abandon the bloody things in the middle of an aisle whilst they go….well, gawd only knows where they disappear to in fact 😡

That really peeves me!

…And another thing! Keep the bloody trolly in line with the shelf for Christ’s sake!

Standing there with it ACROSS the aisle….at arms length no less(!!!) Selfish buggers! 😡😡

Etc…. "

I always park up by the low-fat or vegan stuff. It doesn't get in anyone's way then

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By *aomilatteCouple
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"I hate shopping at the best of times but why is my ordeal invariably confounded in that whenever I grab a trolley, I ALWAYS end up with one with a bloody dud wheel?!

It’s either seized up completely and immovable or else boasts dodgy tracking resulting in me having to engage in mortal combat with the bloody thing all the way around the store to stay in a straight line!

Anyhoo, enough of my whinging; please share all your shopping trolly stories here good folks 👍🏻

"

Because we're very posh we get Tesco to deliver our shopping twice a week thus doing away with the trolley frustration. Then when we occasionally go to the shop we use a basket.

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By *IXEN200Woman
10 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Trollies always seem to give me static shocks whe I accidentally touch the metal putting shopping in, quite a few choice words wanting to roll off my tongue 👅 😋 😫

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I hate shopping at the best of times but why is my ordeal invariably confounded in that whenever I grab a trolley, I ALWAYS end up with one with a bloody dud wheel?!

It’s either seized up completely and immovable or else boasts dodgy tracking resulting in me having to engage in mortal combat with the bloody thing all the way around the store to stay in a straight line!

Anyhoo, enough of my whinging; please share all your shopping trolly stories here good folks 👍🏻

Because we're very posh we get Tesco to deliver our shopping twice a week thus doing away with the trolley frustration. Then when we occasionally go to the shop we use a basket."

Wow hotwife and funny

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