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By *layfullsam OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Solihull

And what they really mean

40-ish....................49

Adventurous...............Slept with all your mates

Athletic build.................No tits

Average looking...........Has a face like an arse

Beautiful.................Pathological liar

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Alpha male = Self absorbed, pretentious arsehole.

Professional - See above.

10 inch cock = True measurement, divided by two

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By *offiaCoolWoman
10 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Some people can only look for the negatives I guess 🤷

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham


"

10 inch cock = True measurement, divided by two

"

They actually have a 20 inch cock?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

6ft because apparently that matters - not six foot, various issues with manosphere rhetoric.

Nice guy - thinks that the absolute baseline of being a tolerable human should be enough to get them laid. Also so nice that they have to tell you rather than it being apparent in their actions and attitudes.

Looking for something serious - practiced at saying what they think you need to hear to drop your knickers 💜

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By *enelope2UWoman
10 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances


"6ft because apparently that matters - not six foot, various issues with manosphere rhetoric.

Nice guy - thinks that the absolute baseline of being a tolerable human should be enough to get them laid. Also so nice that they have to tell you rather than it being apparent in their actions and attitudes.

Looking for something serious - practiced at saying what they think you need to hear to drop your knickers 💜"

spot on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

10 inch cock = True measurement, divided by two

They actually have a 20 inch cock? "

😂😂😂 Sorry, I meant multiplied by two 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤭🤭

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman
10 weeks ago

Holywell

Genuine guy - liar.

6ft something - 5'9".

Looking for a serious relationship - looking for a 5 minute fuck.

Loves holidays - loves holidays with other men, looking for uncomplicated fun.

Lol

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Solihull


"Some people can only look for the negatives I guess 🤷 "

Or

Some people see a light hearted post that’s not to be taken seriously ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clean - Sometimes remembers to wash hands after taking a dump

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham

Social drinker = Will get plastered at your next family event and dance far too provocatively with Uncle Chester sending his pacemaker into overdrive.

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By *imples24Man
10 weeks ago

tamworth

Easy going-bunny boiler 🤣

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
10 weeks ago

furnace

Never been on a dating site

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