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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As it says in the thread title good folks.

….And….go 👍🏻😵‍💫

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By *eavy-Metal-CoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Nearly all of them because they are annoying and drives us both insane. Cancel Xmas and let's have a longer Halloween.

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By *hief ScoutMan
11 weeks ago

Wild Border Country of Herts & Middx !

Might as well get the most controversial opinion out of the way first.....The faux-Irish shite.

Hated it when I first heard it spewed across the airwaves in 1987. Despise it more with each passing year. Thankfully have managed to avoid it so far this year, keeping fingers I stay lucky for the next two weeks.

If I ever meet the Pet Shop Boys drinks will be on me for keeping it off the No. 1 spot.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

I have this tune in my head Sensual:

"🎤🎼🎶 Santa's wiping cheesy cum,

🎵 Over Mummy's spotty bum 🎶,

I feel quite sick 🎶 but never mind,

🎤🎵 In the morning toys I'll find 🎶"

Is that a real song Sensual?

Is it?

Or have I made that late-night tiredness + coffee mistake again?

Ooooh look....green unicorns 🦄💚.

🤪😵‍💫.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

🤮

If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have this tune in my head Sensual:

"🎤🎼🎶 Santa's wiping cheesy cum,

🎵 Over Mummy's spotty bum 🎶,

I feel quite sick 🎶 but never mind,

🎤🎵 In the morning toys I'll find 🎶"

Is that a real song Sensual?

Is it?

Or have I made that late-night tiredness + coffee mistake again?

Ooooh look....green unicorns 🦄💚.

🤪😵‍💫.

"

😂😂 If it isn’t a real song then by gum it NEEDS to be!

Let’s all join forces to get this to the Christmas number one spot say I! 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I have this tune in my head Sensual:

"🎤🎼🎶 Santa's wiping cheesy cum,

🎵 Over Mummy's spotty bum 🎶,

I feel quite sick 🎶 but never mind,

🎤🎵 In the morning toys I'll find 🎶"

Is that a real song Sensual?

Is it?

Or have I made that late-night tiredness + coffee mistake again?

Ooooh look....green unicorns 🦄💚.

🤪😵‍💫.

😂😂 If it isn’t a real song then by gum it NEEDS to be!

Let’s all join forces to get this to the Christmas number one spot say I! 👍🏻👍🏻"

💙✔️👊

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By *ensual DesiresMan
11 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Last Christmas, and mistletoe and wine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"

My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"

My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens."

Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."

Wtf Bob, Midge?

What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?

Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
11 weeks ago

Willenhall

So here it is Merry Christmas

Everybody's had your mum

They couldn't help it

'Cause she loves it up the buu-uuu-uuum...

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So here it is Merry Christmas

Everybody's had your mum

They couldn't help it

'Cause she loves it up the buu-uuu-uuum... "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"

My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.

Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."

Wtf Bob, Midge?

What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?

Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!"

Even as a kid, I sat there thinking "the majority of the Ethiopian population are Christian, of course they bloody well know it's Christmas!" It always felt icky to me. And don't get me started on the Pogues

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By *avin77Man
11 weeks ago

camberley


"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"

My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.

Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."

Wtf Bob, Midge?

What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?

Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!

Even as a kid, I sat there thinking "the majority of the Ethiopian population are Christian, of course they bloody well know it's Christmas!" It always felt icky to me. And don't get me started on the Pogues "

Very valid points

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The worstest is the Pogues one, closely followed by "Do They Know It's Christmas"

My favourite is "Lonely This Christmas" or Shakin' Stevens.

Yeah - "Clanging Chimes of Doom..."

Wtf Bob, Midge?

What sort of hyperbolic bullshit is this?

Clanging chimes of doom...my arse!

Even as a kid, I sat there thinking "the majority of the Ethiopian population are Christian, of course they bloody well know it's Christmas!" It always felt icky to me. And don't get me started on the Pogues "

Oh go on.

You know you want to 😘 xxxx

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By *ampireLoveMan
11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

All of them!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

🤮

If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.

"

You're not fooling us Davina - you love to dress up like Roy Wood with his Wizard's Sleeve or whatever they were called xxxx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

🤮

If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.

You're not fooling us Davina - you love to dress up like Roy Wood with his Wizard's Sleeve or whatever they were called xxxx"

Yeah, you got me... 🧙‍♂️🙄

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

🤮

If this was playing, then it sounds like my idea of Hell.

You're not fooling us Davina - you love to dress up like Roy Wood with his Wizard's Sleeve or whatever they were called xxxx

Yeah, you got me... 🧙‍♂️🙄"

🥰🤗💙♥️💜💋

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By *zeroMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

The one that Mud did. Lonely this Christmas? Absolutely shite.

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By *opeycool100Man
11 weeks ago

Morley

I like it it's so catching better than a fucking Sausage Roll 😂😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m nominating Wonderful Christmastime’ by Paul McCartney.

It sounds like he’s plonking on random chords throughout and has made the song up on the fly.

It’s also disgustingly cheerful and being the miserable sod that I am, thus offends me most grievously 👍🏻

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By *eordie.Woman
11 weeks ago

The Sticks


"Nearly all of them because they are annoying and drives us both insane. Cancel Xmas and let's have a longer Halloween."
I couldn't agree more!

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By *abluesbabyMan
11 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

There isn't one I like. Not one. But worst has got to be the vomit inducing, virtue signalling guff of Do They Know Its Christmas? Detested it upon its release and still do.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
11 weeks ago

Pershore

If I never heard Fairytale of NY ever again it would be a day too soon. The others would be more tolerable if we didn't have to hear them from October.

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By *tu.xMan
11 weeks ago

around


"Nearly all of them because they are annoying and drives us both insane. Cancel Xmas and let's have a longer Halloween."
thats the spirit 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I HATE All I Want For Christmas. Her squeaky warbling voice gets right on my tits.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
11 weeks ago

Hatfield

Driving home for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is you

Christmas time don’t let the bells end

Top three awful songs any time of year let alone Xmas

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By *uncouple153Couple
11 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Everyone one of them.. bah humbug

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By *oonbath89Man
11 weeks ago

radstock

Band aid

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