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""starving dogs near a roadkill" "Not sure if there's a more recognised analogy but it's what occurred to me at the time. | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants." Hero. The ladies will be flooding your DMs for this. | |||
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"Some men are complete twonksockets! " That's a word that needs much more use... Personally I use Cockwomble a lot... | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants. Hero. The ladies will be flooding your DMs for this." Shhhh... I don't think they're seen through the veil yet.  | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants." • I have no time, solidarity or regards to any man who serves as an apologist for women. Therefore, OP, not in my name. No thank you. | |||
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"I have an urge for a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake and it's allllll for my pleasure. I might even have a fumble in my Y-fronts while i devour it. " Mmmm, pure filth! Living the dream.  | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants. • I have no time, solidarity or regards to any man who serves as an apologist for women. Therefore, OP, not in my name. No thank you." I can't edit it so this addendum will have to do... All apart from those choosing to opt out. | |||
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"I have an urge for a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake and it's allllll for my pleasure. I might even have a fumble in my Y-fronts while i devour it. " I'm sorry what? I was too busy concentrating on the word cake... 🤣 | |||
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"I have an urge for a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake and it's allllll for my pleasure. I might even have a fumble in my Y-fronts while i devour it. I'm sorry what? I was too busy concentrating on the word cake... 🤣" Step away from my Lemon Drizzle...cake | |||
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"Some men are complete twonksockets! That's a word that needs much more use... Personally I use Cockwomble a lot... " Ah see, cockwomble still has the word cock in it. My style of swearing is coming up with words that sound sweary but are safe to say in front of everyone. Dimentionalfigures is my favourite | |||
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"I have an urge for a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake and it's allllll for my pleasure. I might even have a fumble in my Y-fronts while i devour it. I'm sorry what? I was too busy concentrating on the word cake... 🤣 Step away from my Lemon Drizzle...cake "Oh hun, your 'cake' doesnt stand a chance! 😆 | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants. • I have no time, solidarity or regards to any man who serves as an apologist for women. Therefore, OP, not in my name. No thank you." And this is why I like you and respect you ❤️ | |||
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"I have an urge for a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake and it's allllll for my pleasure. I might even have a fumble in my Y-fronts while i devour it. " Oooo cake and my favourite too, nice   | |||
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"Some men are complete twonksockets! That's a word that needs much more use... Personally I use Cockwomble a lot... Ah see, cockwomble still has the word cock in it. My style of swearing is coming up with words that sound sweary but are safe to say in front of everyone. Dimentionalfigures is my favourite " Ah, I missed the memo about insulting people has to be safe... Maybe that's why I'm not welcome at the PTA anymore.  | |||
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"I'm not your Chap, buddy. I'm quite sure the women here are more than capable of discerning for themselves. Perhaps some appreciate a ravenous beast, from time to time." I'm sure they do and I'm sure my ramblings will not have a single iota of impact on their frothing inboxes... But I like the cut of your job sir, even if we are on different sides of this particular divide... To each their own my good man. | |||
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"I have an urge for a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake and it's allllll for my pleasure. I might even have a fumble in my Y-fronts while i devour it. Oooo cake and my favourite too, nice "Me and my big mouth  | |||
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"Well done OP on your crusade. May your lance be forever polished and your sidearm used to flick away the countless damsels that you have saved, queuing up to dismount you from your horse and relieve you if your armour." I'm not sure if I like being likened to 'roadkill' tbh, the OP needs to work on his wording I think before he gets his horse and armour 🤔 | |||
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"I'm not your Chap, buddy. I'm quite sure the women here are more than capable of discerning for themselves. Perhaps some appreciate a ravenous beast, from time to time. I'm sure they do and I'm sure my ramblings will not have a single iota of impact on their frothing inboxes... But I like the cut of your job sir, even if we are on different sides of this particular divide... To each their own my good man." Ramble away good sir, I'm sure at some time in the future my feelings may be more aligned, but alas not today. I'm drinking Mulled wine and eating Stollen. Self-indulgence - I've earned it. You're a good sort, old chap, cheers! 🍻 | |||
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"Well done OP on your crusade. May your lance be forever polished and your sidearm used to flick away the countless damsels that you have saved, queuing up to dismount you from your horse and relieve you if your armour. I'm not sure if I like being likened to 'roadkill' tbh, the OP needs to work on his wording I think before he gets his horse and armour 🤔" Tbh I think my body is about as functional as roadkill 🤷🏻♀️ | |||
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"I'm not your Chap, buddy. I'm quite sure the women here are more than capable of discerning for themselves. Perhaps some appreciate a ravenous beast, from time to time. I'm sure they do and I'm sure my ramblings will not have a single iota of impact on their frothing inboxes... But I like the cut of your job sir, even if we are on different sides of this particular divide... To each their own my good man. Ramble away good sir, I'm sure at some time in the future my feelings may be more aligned, but alas not today. I'm drinking Mulled wine and eating Stollen. Self-indulgence - I've earned it. You're a good sort, old chap, cheers! 🍻" [Just had to google Stollen] Enjoy bro and yes, let's hope we align some day. Keep fighting the good fight my friend. 🍻 | |||
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"A white knighting nobody asked for. I’m more than fine, thanks OP." I didn't do it for you (or anyone else for that matter)... But glad to hear that you're fine and thanks for engaging as it was a very welcome pic to appear on my screen. | |||
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" Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... " From all my years on fab, as a singleton or couple, the commonality among everyone is that we are all here for our pleasure. While I agree that there is no place for, or reason to become abusive to others (here or IRL) those who are filter themselves out and besides I’ve yet to interact with any lady on here who needed a champion for her honour. | |||
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"What are women being described as today? Ahhh yes, roadkill "it could be worse then again no its pretty bad | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants." Cock sucking or in this case tit sucking won't get you any further m8 , | |||
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"What are women being described as today? Ahhh yes, roadkill "Is it bad that I don't think this is the worst description I've read?! | |||
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"The way some men conduct themselves on this site is appalling... The merest hint of something sexual and they're like starving dogs near a roadkill... Chaps, do us all a favour and learn to control your urges and realise it's not all here just for your personal pleasure... Might actually help you get further than a fumble in your own pants." Why are you always pointing the finger at men?. Most are lovely it's only that small percentage that spoil it. The most hassle and nastiness I have had on fab is actually from females. | |||
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"A white knighting nobody asked for. I’m more than fine, thanks OP. I didn't do it for you (or anyone else for that matter)... But glad to hear that you're fine and thanks for engaging as it was a very welcome pic to appear on my screen. "I hope you’re not having a fumble in your pants over it. That really would be ironic | |||
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"Some men are complete twonksockets! That's a word that needs much more use... Personally I use Cockwomble a lot... Ah see, cockwomble still has the word cock in it. My style of swearing is coming up with words that sound sweary but are safe to say in front of everyone. Dimentionalfigures is my favourite Ah, I missed the memo about insulting people has to be safe... Maybe that's why I'm not welcome at the PTA anymore. "Lol in my world it does. Until I am really angry then eveyone is an expletive. | |||
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