FabSwingers.com forum: ICE BREAKER

By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

When sending a message to someone new, what is the most creative way to break the ice? 🤔

Lets see what you all can come up with.

By the way, this is for fun so go as silly as you wish 😜

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By *riar BelisseWoman
11 weeks ago

On Holibobs

I like good old dad jokes

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By *olinOfBathMan
11 weeks ago

Corsham

Ten-tonne penguin...

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

" I like good old dad jokes

If a Dad tells a joke does it automatically become a Dad joke?

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By *HUSH-Man
11 weeks ago

London

I’m not saying I’m an Adonis but every time I take my clothes off in the bathroom, I turn on the shower 🚿

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By *ony MannMan
11 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

I know I'm out of your age limit, your missing something!

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By *ony MannMan
11 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

"I know I'm out of your age limit, your missing something!"

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

" I like good old dad jokes

If a Dad tells a joke does it automatically become a Dad joke?"

I believe that once you become a dad, all your bad jokes become dad jokes.

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By *hortyscotWoman
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

" I like good old dad jokes

Yup, definitely something funny!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

FAF?

Never fails

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By *hortyscotWoman
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"FAF?

Never fails"

I've done this!

(Yes, it worked 😂)

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"FAF?

Never fails"

Yes pretty much my line

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Can't beat the classic 'nice tits'

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Nice penis, wanna put it in my mouth?

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By *isterMushroomMan
11 weeks ago

Warrington

"Nice penis, wanna put it in my mouth?"

I’ve always wanted you to message me come to mention it 🤔

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

I find the most creative way is to adopt a carefree stance, to sit back and let them message you.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Nice penis, wanna put it in my mouth?

I’ve always wanted you to message me come to mention it 🤔 "

Unfortunately, we don't always get the things we want in life.

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By *isterMushroomMan
11 weeks ago

Warrington

"Nice penis, wanna put it in my mouth?

I’ve always wanted you to message me come to mention it 🤔

Unfortunately, we don't always get the things we want in life."

I’ll just wait another 59 years and message you myself

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I have already shagged the entire site except you….so shall i pencil you in for 7pm tomorrow?

Works a treat

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By *midnight-Woman
11 weeks ago

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How does a polar bear weigh..........

........ Enough to break the ice!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Any ship can be an icebreaker... once.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
11 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

My favourites are..

"I'm in your area..."

"I love to luck bare pussy.."

and my all time favourite, from complete randomers..

"I'll be in room xxx in xxx Hotel tomorrow night. There'll be a key at reception for you."

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Wow,

You look stunning. Any Irish in you?

No,,

Want some?

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By *a1970Man
11 weeks ago

East cork

Hia... You mom says hi

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

If your left leg was Easter and right leg Christmas could I visit you between the holidays 🤣😂 never fails

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By *a1970Man
11 weeks ago

East cork

"My favourites are..

"I'm in your area..."

"I love to luck bare pussy.."

and my all time favourite, from complete randomers..

"I'll be in room xxx in xxx Hotel tomorrow night. There'll be a key at reception for you.""
this is mind blowing

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By *a1970Man
11 weeks ago

East cork

"I have already shagged the entire site except you….so shall i pencil you in for 7pm tomorrow?

Works a treat

"
classic

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"My favourites are..

"I'm in your area..."

"I love to luck bare pussy.."

and my all time favourite, from complete randomers..

"I'll be in room xxx in xxx Hotel tomorrow night. There'll be a key at reception for you."this is mind blowing "

Not uncommon - I had one of those about two days ago. He seemed bemused when I turned him down (after all, what else could I be doing on here?).

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By *ynamicnatureMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

"If your left leg was Easter and right leg Christmas could I visit you between the holidays 🤣😂 never fails "

That's excellent, can't wait to use it, 🤣🤣

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By *irty-pairCouple
11 weeks ago

Essex

“Can I ask you something?” works 0% of the time, every time

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

"If your left leg was Easter and right leg Christmas could I visit you between the holidays 🤣😂 never fails

That's excellent, can't wait to use it, 🤣🤣"

You know that you are going to have to wait till next year, Christmas is approaching, so twerk it Christmas and new year

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

These are really good. Keep them coming 💪

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
11 weeks ago

Hatfield

" I like good old dad jokes

I only sing when reversing the car ….

I’m a backup singer ..

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By *runette n JayCouple
11 weeks ago

bilston

👨👩👨👉🍆🍆🐈👉🍆🍆😮🤤 👉🥵🥵😈👹👹🥵🥵👉🍆💦🍆💦🤤

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S n J

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
11 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
11 weeks ago

Hatfield

Do you have any Irish in you…

No ..

Oh do you want some

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

"👨👩👨👉🍆🍆🐈👉🍆🍆😮🤤 👉🥵🥵😈👹👹🥵🥵👉🍆💦🍆💦🤤

???

S n J

X "

3 people attacked a cat with 2 eggplants and dribbled?

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