FabSwingers.com forum: We should be friends!

By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Is there a link to the application form?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Or is it straight to interview?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Or is it straight to interview?"

Neither. I’m just nosey.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Pro - I have fabs 2nd most fabbed penis pic from pride month. Oh, and I supply bottomless bags of minstrels.

Cons - there is no such thing when it comes to being my mate

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By *eneralKenobiMan
11 weeks ago

North Angus

Pros: always there to chat

Cons: always bloody chatting

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By *ea monkeyMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Pros: I’m a fucking delight

Cons: I’ll probably have sex with you

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

You'll have to ask my friends about the pros and cons. I wouldn't really know what to say. 🤔

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By *tu.xMan
11 weeks ago

around

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Pro's you're the same age as my FWB.

Cons. See above.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
11 weeks ago

Markfield

"But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "

Pro: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so can pay you loads of attention

Con: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so will probs be a bit stalkerish

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Pros: I am not always a miserable bitch

Cons: I can be a miserable bitch

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

Pros- I'm loyal and a laugh a minute.

Cons- I'm always ill and I need to be home by midnight latest if we go out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Pro - I have fabs 2nd most fabbed penis pic from pride month. Oh, and I supply bottomless bags of minstrels.

Cons - there is no such thing when it comes to being my mate"

You had me at minstrels!!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"Pro - I have fabs 2nd most fabbed penis pic from pride month. Oh, and I supply bottomless bags of minstrels.

Cons - there is no such thing when it comes to being my mate

You had me at minstrels!! "

Hey there new friend. 🫂

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By *iddlesticksMan
11 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Pro - I’ve got 7 pairs of underpants.

Con - I put a wash in once a fortnight.

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Pros: trusting, caring and generally a good egg I hope. Still not too bad a bum, or so they say

Cons: you might get fat as I am a feeder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Pros: I’m a fucking delight

Cons: I’ll probably have sex with you "

Your con sounds like a pro to me!

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Those that know me can tell you better than I can! And it's not my penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you?

Pro: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so can pay you loads of attention

Con: I’ve fallen out with most of my other friends so will probs be a bit stalkerish "

I’ve never had one of those before

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I will respect your autonomy and want to understand and accept who you are. Without seeing you as a part of my agenda.

If you don't do the same, I'm probably going to call you out on it. I am not someone who is conflict averse. I'd rather have an argument than let it fester.

I like diverse views and opinions, so I don't need people to agree with me, but then I'm probably not going take it well if you insist I need to agree with you.

If you have my attention it's fully present, but I can be inattentive and forgetful, so you'll probably need to be comfortable letting me know if I'm being distant or accept that about me.

That's the core stuff anyway, what's negative or positive about that is subjective.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
11 weeks ago

pink panther territory

We should be friends because I chat,I tell Dad jokes,and I'm a great listener

Cons,my pics are pretty boring to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I will unfriend you without any notice and just disappear.

That's a pro.

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By *amie HantsWoman
11 weeks ago

Atlantis

Pro: constant entertainment

Con: you’ll never know peace again

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By *eneralKenobiMan
11 weeks ago

North Angus

"I will unfriend you without any notice and just disappear.

That's a pro.

This is true!

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By *onrob2 30Man
11 weeks ago

glenrothes

Pros I will make you laugh

Cons I never argue.

😂

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

Pro: I will laugh at your jokes. I will defend you like a lioness.

Cons: I'm inconsistent. I'd rather have coffee with you for an hour once a week/fortnight than spend hours in your company. I won't want to go for weekends away or spend 'girly' time together. I'm liable to tell you (if you ask) that the dress you just tried on looks awful but if you ask me just before you're about to go on a big night out or walk down the aisle I will say you look the best you've ever looked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Those that know me can tell you better than I can! And it's not my penis! "

Are you sure? I’m struggling to think of more pros😉

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By *agic.MMan
11 weeks ago

Orpington

"But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "

What kind of friends? 🤔🤨🧐👀

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I will unfriend you without any notice and just disappear.

That's a pro.

I'm still waiting for that day! (again)

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Pro: constant entertainment

Con: you’ll never know peace again "

Peace is overated anyway

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Pro. You want for nothing

Con. Your ears might start to bleed.

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Those that know me can tell you better than I can! And it's not my penis!

Are you sure? I’m struggling to think of more pros😉"

Hey! Wait... Is that good or bad?

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By *tu.xMan
11 weeks ago

around

"But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "
pros i can't eat a full chocolate orange and I can peel it in one go ...cons im that old I forget my own name

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By *agerMorganMan
11 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Pros - sense of humour, level headed.

Cons - I’m a twat.

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

Pro- We party a lot and hard

Con-Hangovers 🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Pro: my future ex-wife.

Con: marriage.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

Pros:

Homemade booze.

Houseplant advice.

I buy excellent birthday gifts.

Cons:

The booze tastes like shit

The advice is unsolicited when I see a neglected plant in your house.

The gifts suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Pro. I'm Wonko

Con. Nothing

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

Pro: Everything

Con: Almost everything.

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
11 weeks ago

houghton

Pros : bad influence

Cons : see above

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By *ellhungvweMan
11 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Pros: I am easy going

Cons: I am beyond shit at keeping in touch.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Pros: trusting, caring and generally a good egg I hope. Still not too bad a bum, or so they say

Cons: you might get fat as I am a feeder

Is the food good though?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "

Pros : I am an awesome friend in person

Cons : I will goes weeks without messaging because I forget you exist after a couple of days without seeing you.

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By *ea monkeyMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Pros: I’m a fucking delight

Cons: I’ll probably have sex with you

Your con sounds like a pro to me! "

It depends on who you ask

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

Pros: wheelchair knee rides. Excellent cuddles. Good on the comms.

Cons: flakey when health/pain gets in the way. Very independent.

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By *midnight-Woman
11 weeks ago

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Pros : My friends pics don't have any clunge shots

Cons: there aren't any boobs pics either 🤣🤣

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Pro il probly not try fuck you

Con il probly not try fuck you

Erm thats about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Pro: I will laugh at your jokes. I will defend you like a lioness.

These types of friends are the best.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pros: Erm….

Cons: How long have you got? 😜

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Pros....I'm friendly and tactile

Cons....fat, not an oil painting

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

On here?

Pros: A few more photos for you to see. I will fab you. I probably already know you well enough to have you on another app where I am fucking awesome, supportive and entertaining.

Cons: None on here, I'm a low maintenance friend. Cons of being my actual friend? I don't want to think about that! 😆

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Pro - I give awesome hugs.

Con - I don't share food.

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Effy my darling, because you just should.

Pro and con: I’m Felix.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Cons, i am an arsehole

Pros, i am your arsehole

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Pros .. I'm loyal and kind

Cons.... I tell terrible jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Pro: my future ex-wife.

Con: marriage."

Pro : divorce settlement. There’s always a sliver lining, Nero!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Pros:

Homemade booze.

Houseplant advice.

I buy excellent birthday gifts.

Cons:

The booze tastes like shit

The advice is unsolicited when I see a neglected plant in your house.

The gifts suck."

I don’t think I’ve ever successfully kept a plant alive. I’d be an awful friend

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By *ruebameMan
11 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Pros I'm a good listener

Cons I'd definitely want to explore every part of your body

Cons I'm above your age limit

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
11 weeks ago

kent

Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.

Cons: we expect you to be the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.

Cons: we expect you to be the same. "

I can do 2 of those

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.

Cons: we expect you to be the same.

I can do 2 of those"

Funny and smart. Because you are not any of the others! Maybe trustworthy too. So that's 3

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By *electableicecreamMan
11 weeks ago

The West

Pros: I'll show you mine.

Pros: You show me yours.

There's no downside really.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
11 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Pros: I am a fucking hoot. Plus I’m very loyal.

Cons: I am rubbish at following through with plans due to life being a tad chaotic.

Mrs TMN x

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
11 weeks ago

N. Wales

Pro: There are no cons.

~ Mr. DS

Con: I will read your messages, reply in my head, then get distracted.

Pro: I will think of you often enough to open up messages to send memes, and realise my previous distraction.

Bonus Pro: I will bring my own chocolate orange, ya know the popping candy segments. Sensory dream in my mouth!

~ Mrs. DS

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.

Cons: we expect you to be the same.

I can do 2 of those

Funny and smart. Because you are not any of the others! Maybe trustworthy too. So that's 3"

You think I'm smart ❤️

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Pro - very little effort required on your part to maintain the friendship.

Con - very little effort on my part to maintain the friendship.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Pro - very little effort required on your part to maintain the friendship.

Con - very little effort on my part to maintain the friendship.

Perfect lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pro - I have three tubs of Ben and Jerry's in the freezer.

Con - I probably won't by morning.

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Pros - regular cooking, sometimes thoughtful Cons - sometimes I go awol & forget you exist

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By *iker JackMan
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Pros - I don’t snore

Cons - I only have my word for it

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
11 weeks ago

Ilford

Pros - I build PC's and can be an asset on a pub team, I have so much random trivia in my head. I've also been told that I'm easy to talk to (Not sure myself, but I'll take it).

Cons - Lightweight when it comes to drink, not good with long phone calls (after 15mins assume I'm not fully listening).

I can also suffer from "One more turn syndrome" on Civ-like games.

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By *eordie.Woman
11 weeks ago

The Sticks

I give good head rubs

I make shit tea

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By *a1970Man
11 weeks ago

East cork

I make good tea

Can't do a head rub

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By *iaisonseekerMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pros: I'm fit

Cons: but my gosh don't I know it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Pros: I'm fit

Cons: but my gosh don't I know it"

🤣

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By *NormalMan01Man
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Pros:

I’m good conversation

I’m good to be around

I listen

I don’t judge

Cons:

I have limited free time.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
11 weeks ago

kent

"Pros: we are kind, trust-worthy, empathetic, loyal, caring, sexy, funny, warm, generous, smart, emotionally mature, undemanding, and great at sex.

Cons: we expect you to be the same.

I can do 2 of those"

Trust-worthy and funny go a long way 😘

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By *lla_eastWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

I’ll defend you with my life.

But I will always be late.

So just try not to get into a fight until I get there

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Pro: my future ex-wife.

Con: marriage.

Pro : divorce settlement. There’s always a sliver lining, Nero! "

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At least we'll get to consummate. Win-Win. 😈

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Pros - I build PC's and can be an asset on a pub team, I have so much random trivia in my head. I've also been told that I'm easy to talk to (Not sure myself, but I'll take it).

Cons - Lightweight when it comes to drink, not good with long phone calls (after 15mins assume I'm not fully listening).

I can also suffer from "One more turn syndrome" on Civ-like games."

Civ is brilliant though. One of the few games that have nearly cost me relationships.

I'm about to nuke Gandhi, how can they not understand? I don't ask them to drop what they're doing when their mother has been taken to hospital.

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By *ffervescentMan
11 weeks ago

winfrith

"But first…

What are the pros and cons of being friends with you? "
I'm generous of heart and money ,I'm witty, I'm smart ,I like to travel ,I'm adventurous ,I love kissing and cuddling.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Pros: I’m a teeny tiny bit slightly borderline gay.

Cons: I’m come up with great ideas which often turn out to the plots of popular 80s tv shows. And obtuse anyway.

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