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Reasons that Fishing is better than Sex

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By *erdyEstLdner 82 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Ilford

Let's see how many we can get:

1) Catching something is a good thing.

2) You current fishing partner is less likely to get funny with you about people you used to fish with.

3) Fishing in groups is less awkward for first timers.

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By *ot_spicedCouple
11 weeks ago

Queenstown

Little worm gets nibbled often?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

It's ok to hook a monster

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

It's good to throw it back unharmed knowing they don't want to see you again.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
11 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

The fish won’t get aggy when you return it home never to be seen again

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By *9 kisses.Man
11 weeks ago

clacton on sea

I clicked on this forum as I misread the title,

Silly me I thought it said fisting,

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Swansea

Can't use a rod for no strings attached sex though.

Mrs

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

When you lay the beast on the deck, it will flap around making noises, desperate to get away from you, a look of panic in it's scared eyes, mouth open, gasping for air.

Peter Sutcliffe.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

The fish doesn't get pissy when I hold it up for a photo.

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Fishing is dull

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You won't get a death stare when you comment that they smell fishy.....

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

You can comment on a fish's weight...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

You can sit on a chair with your tackle out and say hello to passers by.

Try doing that when fishing and they will look at you funny.

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By *iddlesticksMan
11 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

You can get your tackle out in your profile pic.

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