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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My parents weren't sufficiently loving or nurturing, leaving me with a deep desire for attention. I would often cry myself to sleep at night, holding Mr Snuggles the cat who used to claw my face to escape, but I used to endure the pain as at least it was attention.

When I was 10 my parents told me they were going to send me away to school so they could spend more time with their adopted child Pablo, as they said he wasn't as needy. As he was adopted from war torn El Salvador they said he was a talking point at dinner parties. When I flunked out of school I joined a circus as the bearded lady. But this didn't last too long as the ginger hair repulsed people and frightened the children. My mere presence seemed to unsettle the animals and more than one keeper was mauled by a gingerphobe lion.

All of this is why I spend my time indulging in this habit of dressing, to be needed and wanted by strangers is all I crave...

So vote for me for Miss Fab TV or it's back on the prozac and cocaine until I spiral into despair and ultimately stop dressing and go work at an insurance firm.

Too shameless??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

What a sad story! You get my vote

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

lol ..gotta love you !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need to know how you are suffering now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to know how you are suffering now."

Well the despair has caused a nail to break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know why you want the votes, seems you can have plenty of fun just sitting around thinking. Ok you got mine, A+ for imagination.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need to know how you are suffering now.

Well the despair has caused a nail to break."

Was it painted?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Broke my heart .... You get my vote

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm literally in a pool of tears.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm literally in a pool of tears."

Which planet has a tear pool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you for all your kind words and send your vote of support to Julie_the_wonderslut. Only these votes can get me out and about in the real world again as I'm overcome with self doubt and shyness

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm literally in a pool of tears.

Which planet has a tear pool?"

Planet Sorrow's 5th moon Weep

That place is heavy yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted I already voted ...

but it was for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vote quickly, I'm on the verge of changing my name to Nigel and I'm seriously considering wearing nothing but corduroy slacks, hush puppie loafers and lumberjack shirts.......just...to...make....the...pain...stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum I already voted on the other thread ....... I voted for .......

U before I read all this xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in tears, totally heartbroken. I feel so full of sorrow for you. What a truly horrendous way to have to grow up and live....

The worst thing ever....

Ever!!

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.

.

You're ...

A Ginge.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What a sad story! You get my vote "

+1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in tears, totally heartbroken. I feel so full of sorrow for you. What a truly horrendous way to have to grow up and live....

The worst thing ever....

Ever!!

.

.

.

You're ...

A Ginge.

"

That was the last thing my mum said to me before she packed me off to boarding school But it's not my fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in tears, totally heartbroken. I feel so full of sorrow for you. What a truly horrendous way to have to grow up and live....

The worst thing ever....

Ever!!

.

.

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You're ...

A Ginge.

That was the last thing my mum said to me before she packed me off to boarding school But it's not my fault!"

I've heard that sometimes people are born with the wrong hair colour. They live their lives in amongst us and people never know....

With their pale skin, freckles and brown hair...

And then ...

Without warning....

Ginger roots show.

Just no need for it these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vote quickly, I'm on the verge of changing my name to Nigel and I'm seriously considering wearing nothing but corduroy slacks, hush puppie loafers and lumberjack shirts.......just...to...make....the...pain...stop"

Oiii...!!! Bog off...!!! Ya not nickin my image...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vote quickly, I'm on the verge of changing my name to Nigel and I'm seriously considering wearing nothing but corduroy slacks, hush puppie loafers and lumberjack shirts.......just...to...make....the...pain...stop

Oiii...!!! Bog off...!!! Ya not nickin my image... "

Vote for me, or it's Eurotongue's fashion tips at the next tranny get together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh hell. I didn't realise this voting went on until the 28th. I don't think I can keep up this level of bleeding heart crap and thread bumping til then.

But I'm nothing if not a tryer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hell. I didn't realise this voting went on until the 28th. I don't think I can keep up this level of bleeding heart crap and thread bumping til then.

But I'm nothing if not a tryer."

Can I adopt you?

I'd even let you share my stockings just to prove I love you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vote quickly, I'm on the verge of changing my name to Nigel and I'm seriously considering wearing nothing but corduroy slacks, hush puppie loafers and lumberjack shirts.......just...to...make....the...pain...stop

Oiii...!!! Bog off...!!! Ya not nickin my image...

Vote for me, or it's Eurotongue's fashion tips at the next tranny get together."

Oh go on then... As its you.... I'll lend ya me dog tooth jacket and two tone crimplene flares...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after reading that you'll certainly be getting my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week "

If the answer is no.... I'll lend you my crimplene two tone flares...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week "

Done! Where would you like them delivered?

*legs may not be Jodie's, similar legs may be substituded*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

If the answer is no.... I'll lend you my crimplene two tone flares... "

Do you not have anything in mustard and a nice brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

Done! Where would you like them delivered?

*legs may not be Jodie's, similar legs may be substituded*"

Put them on the bus/train, will collect them, thankyou, xxx

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"My parents weren't sufficiently loving or nurturing, leaving me with a deep desire for attention. I would often cry myself to sleep at night, holding Mr Snuggles the cat who used to claw my face to escape, but I used to endure the pain as at least it was attention.

When I was 10 my parents told me they were going to send me away to school so they could spend more time with their adopted child Pablo, as they said he wasn't as needy. As he was adopted from war torn El Salvador they said he was a talking point at dinner parties. When I flunked out of school I joined a circus as the bearded lady. But this didn't last too long as the ginger hair repulsed people and frightened the children. My mere presence seemed to unsettle the animals and more than one keeper was mauled by a gingerphobe lion.

All of this is why I spend my time indulging in this habit of dressing, to be needed and wanted by strangers is all I crave...

So vote for me for Miss Fab TV or it's back on the prozac and cocaine until I spiral into despair and ultimately stop dressing and go work at an insurance firm.

Too shameless??"

but you have a cracking set of legs , to make up for it .,, so no vote from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

If the answer is no.... I'll lend you my crimplene two tone flares... "

Will you be in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes , you need to go Digital , all TV´s know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

Done! Where would you like them delivered?

*legs may not be Jodie's, similar legs may be substituded*

Put them on the bus/train, will collect them, thankyou, xxx"

somehow I dont think I am getting the red shoes here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

Done! Where would you like them delivered?

*legs may not be Jodie's, similar legs may be substituded*

Put them on the bus/train, will collect them, thankyou, xxx

somehow I dont think I am getting the red shoes here lol "

Shhhh, wasnt gonna tell her..., wad just gonna send em to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

Done! Where would you like them delivered?

*legs may not be Jodie's, similar legs may be substituded*

Put them on the bus/train, will collect them, thankyou, xxx

somehow I dont think I am getting the red shoes here lol

Shhhh, wasnt gonna tell her..., wad just gonna send em to you xx"

its ok no one noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

Done! Where would you like them delivered?

*legs may not be Jodie's, similar legs may be substituded*

Put them on the bus/train, will collect them, thankyou, xxx

somehow I dont think I am getting the red shoes here lol

Shhhh, wasnt gonna tell her..., wad just gonna send em to you xx

its ok no one noticed "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

If the answer is no.... I'll lend you my crimplene two tone flares...

Do you not have anything in mustard and a nice brown?"

Only the corduroys....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The shoes weren't part of the deal. Legs I can live without, shoes are a different matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, I will vote for you, on one condition

... Can I borrow your legs next week

If the answer is no.... I'll lend you my crimplene two tone flares...

Will you be in them?"

Not for long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In line with my current strategy of vote whoring, is shall today be rescuing cute furry kittens from terrible peril. For every 10 votes I receive I shall remove one of them from the sack in the river. They're so cute, so help save the cute kittens and vote now.

I shall also be having a get to know your candidate session at a drinking establishment in Edinburgh tonight. Where you the ordinary person can get to know your candidate, buy her a drink and chance your arm for a knee trembler.

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