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"Grand reopening! Only certain days now due to work, but I know you all understand! Free shots lined up on the bar in celebration too, so come in have a drink. "should add that I'm gonna be gone for a couple of minutes so I'll be late. | |||
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"Is this one self service too?" Toots is on it like a car bonnet | |||
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"There might not be much alcohol left, I found the spare key" Lmao you fiend 🤣. I dont run out here you should know that by now. | |||
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"Is this one self service too?" What are you having my fellow fabber.  | |||
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"Can I have a cuppa tea first before a shot please lovely "Of course you can, one hot cup of tea for you.
Toots is feeling good tonight and I hope you are too. | |||
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"Pint of baileys please and thank you " Good choice coming right up! A Good day today I hope? | |||
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"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please "Of course you can.
How are you today? | |||
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"Pint of baileys please and thank you Make that two " And 2 you yall shall have.  | |||
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"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please
Of course you can.
How are you today?"Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming | |||
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"Pint of baileys please and thank you Good choice coming right up! A Good day today I hope?" It will be when I finally switch off the laptop 😁 | |||
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"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please
Of course you can.
How are you today?
Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming"read my first message again, you'll rethink that.  | |||
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"Pint of baileys please and thank you Good choice coming right up! A Good day today I hope? It will be when I finally switch off the laptop 😁" Ahh messages starting to make your eyes water?  | |||
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"G&t please kind sir "Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar.
It's a friendly place | |||
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"Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x" Of course coming right up! What is that, that sounds good. 😋 | |||
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"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please
Of course you can.
How are you today?
Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming read my first message again, you'll rethink that. "I won't mix my shots tonight, I may be mischievous if I do that | |||
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"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please
Of course you can.
How are you today?
Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming read my first message again, you'll rethink that.
I won't mix my shots tonight, I may be mischievous if I do that"Those shots are whatever you desire them to be, you should know toots bar is magical like that. | |||
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"Another pint of Bailey's please Toots " Of course, coming right up, Here's the bottle actually looks like you need it. | |||
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"Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x Of course coming right up! What is that, that sounds good. 😋 " It's a really nice vodka, toots x | |||
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"Another pint of Bailey's please Toots Of course, coming right up, Here's the bottle actually looks like you need it. "Cheers xx | |||
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"Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x Of course coming right up! What is that, that sounds good. 😋 It's a really nice vodka, toots x" Ooh very nice, I'll have to look this one up I think. | |||
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"What’s your non-alcoholic section like? I’ll have a pint of Guinness zero to start.." Ofc or use coming right up! I do all sorts my friend. | |||
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"Finished Bailey's Toots,bucket of sambuca please" Coming right up! One big ol bucket for you.. | |||
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"Pint of baileys please and thank you " 😂 | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity .... "I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate. | |||
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"Cheers Toots, grab yourself a straw " I think I will. | |||
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"Guinness and an Alaskan Duck fart Mr T. " Coming right up! How are you today? | |||
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"Whiskey please Sir Toots " Coming right up my friend
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"White Russian please Mrs" Coming right up, good choice top. :-how are you both? | |||
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"White Russian please Mrs Coming right up, good choice top. :-how are you both?" Cheers. We're both great thanks. How are you today? Mrs | |||
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"Can I get a tequila sunrise please" Of course you can, one sunrise coming right up! Hope your having a lovely day! | |||
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"White Russian please Mrs Coming right up, good choice top. :-how are you both? Cheers. We're both great thanks. How are you today? Mrs" I'm good on my days off. 😁 | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate. "Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber. | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.
Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber. "Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.
I'm busy all of a sudden. | |||
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"Can I have a cuppa tea first before a shot please lovely
Of course you can, one hot cup of tea for you.
Toots is feeling good tonight and I hope you are too. "Thank you lovely, I'm glad you are feeling good tonight, I am very well thanks | |||
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"Pint of baileys please and thank you " Pint of?  there will be much shenanigans after that Pint! | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.
Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.
Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.
I'm busy all of a sudden. "Shit, I have had two pints of Bailey's and a bucket of Sambuca. Lock in orgy anyone? | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.
Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.
Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.
I'm busy all of a sudden.
Shit, I have had two pints of Bailey's and a bucket of Sambuca. Lock in orgy anyone?"My bar is self cleaning so don't worry. Go wild | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.
Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.
Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.
I'm busy all of a sudden.
Shit, I have had two pints of Bailey's and a bucket of Sambuca. Lock in orgy anyone?"Like your style  | |||
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"If I may Sir JD as it comes I you please " .ofc of course coming right up sorry I've been quite busy scrubbing. | |||
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"If I may Sir JD as it comes I you please .ofc of course coming right up sorry I've been quite busy scrubbing. "Who's a scrubber | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.
Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.
Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.
I'm busy all of a sudden. "Great work. | |||
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"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....
I do now!.
What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.
Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.
Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.
I'm busy all of a sudden.
Great work. ".oh your too kind, but thank you. You know where I am if you need another scrub.
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"The usual Mr T.please And one for yourself " Of course my good sir, and how are you today? | |||
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"The usual Mr T.please And one for yourself Of course my good sir, and how are you today?" all good MrT, chilling and perving in work, as you do. | |||
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"The usual Mr T.please And one for yourself Of course my good sir, and how are you today? all good MrT, chilling and perving in work, as you do." Bahah too true can't lie I'm currently having but there just one health bar that keeps on rising. | |||
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