FabSwingers.com forum: Wonko's Christmas #1 Pic

By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

In order to return this account back in the safe hands of the real Wonko, Fab the Christmas Pic and send it to #1 of the fab'd guys for Christmas.

Failure to do so will result in a fate worse than a fate worse than death.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

The real Wonko doesn't give a shit about the picture or getting the name back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"The real Wonko doesn't give a shit about the picture or getting the name back"

Are you out?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

The only person in the west mids I’m fabbing this Xmas is busybusygirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"The real Wonko doesn't give a shit about the picture or getting the name back"

It doesn't look like anyone else cares about Wonko either 😢

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By *NormalMan01Man
8 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’m out.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex

I’m torn between Wonkos

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I’m torn between Wonkos"

Don't be we're not worth it

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By *riar BelisseWoman
8 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Omg I'm so confused

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
8 weeks ago

kent

I don’t understand what’s going on 🤨

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I’m torn between Wonkos"

We come in peace

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By *reggSausageMan
8 weeks ago

derby

Wait …. Why are there now two wonkos? Why haven’t I noticed this? Is the the matrix or is the universe collapsing and if so have I got time to knock one out as I furiously google the impact of trussenomics on the middle class worker by JR Hartley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Wait …. Why are there now two wonkos? Why haven’t I noticed this? Is the the matrix or is the universe collapsing and if so have I got time to knock one out as I furiously google the impact of trussenomics on the middle class worker by JR Hartley"

Who cares. Just fab the picture and let it rise up the charts to #1

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I’m sorry, but…wonklets😭

I need to go to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I’m sorry, but…wonklets😭

I need to go to sleep. "

All will be resolved in about 36 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I’m sorry, but…wonklets😭

I need to go to sleep.

All will be resolved in about 36 hours "

Get him Wonko!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
8 weeks ago

The Continental

A name search says there’s actually a 3rd wonko.

They’re fuckin multiplying like gremlins

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Launceston

"A name search says there’s actually a 3rd wonko.

They’re fuckin multiplying like gremlins"

OMG- I can't take 3 wonko's

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"A name search says there’s actually a 3rd wonko.

They’re fuckin multiplying like gremlins"

Who keeps getting the wonkos wet?

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By *NormalMan01Man
8 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A name search says there’s actually a 3rd wonko.

They’re fuckin multiplying like gremlins"

This is why wonkos should not get wet!

I’m so confused.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

Bumping this for a Christmas pic #1 for Wonko.

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By *illy IdolMan
7 weeks ago

Midlands

Fabbed for Barbie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

"Fabbed for Barbie "

Thank you Willy. A true legend of the fora and nice to see you back.

Let's get this photo to number 1 so I don't have to keep up this facade and can hand back to the real Wonko who is pretending not to be pissed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

With less than a week to go and no hint of climbing up the hot guys chart...I'm shamelessly bumping this.

Come on you mean bunch. Fab my ballbag pic and release me from this Wonko prison.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"With less than a week to go and no hint of climbing up the hot guys chart...I'm shamelessly bumping this.

Come on you mean bunch. Fab my ballbag pic and release me from this Wonko prison."

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

"With less than a week to go and no hint of climbing up the hot guys chart...I'm shamelessly bumping this.

Come on you mean bunch. Fab my ballbag pic and release me from this Wonko prison.

No."

What if I called it a bumpussy

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"With less than a week to go and no hint of climbing up the hot guys chart...I'm shamelessly bumping this.

Come on you mean bunch. Fab my ballbag pic and release me from this Wonko prison.

No.

What if I called it a bumpussy"

I'd applaud your interest.

And no 😘.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
7 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I have flabbed your pic Monko

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

I did have a chat with DrMuffSnuffler - he said he'd a faba eet for you a Mr Wonko.

But he a no longa alloweda ona da happy muffin place a 🤷🏻.

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By *ortney CocksWoman
7 weeks ago

Done wonko

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
7 weeks ago

Essex

"With less than a week to go and no hint of climbing up the hot guys chart...I'm shamelessly bumping this.

Come on you mean bunch. Fab my ballbag pic and release me from this Wonko prison."

You reap what you sow

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By *cotlad178Man
7 weeks ago

falkirk

I have fabbed lol free wonko!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

"With less than a week to go and no hint of climbing up the hot guys chart...I'm shamelessly bumping this.

Come on you mean bunch. Fab my ballbag pic and release me from this Wonko prison.

You reap what you sow"

Don't be like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

"I have fabbed lol free wonko!!!!"

Thank you my friend!

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By *afkaMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Will the real Wonko please stand up.

Please stand up

Please stand up 🎶

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

I might have underestimated the goal.

I thought about 32 fabbed pics would get me #1 at Christmas.

I have just seen that it needs to be 1000s. Plus at #2 some guy in a turban is getting a cock in his bum bum and that has hundreds

Out.

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
6 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Welcome back wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

"Welcome back wonko"

I'm not the real wonko

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